Back in the 80s, two teenage boys lived on the same road and became friends while playing arcade games at the corner store. It’s over three decades later and, to no surprise, they’re still not cool … and they still don’t care.
Would you work as a Bathroom Attendant? The world needs Kiwi Batman? YouTube nerds are going too far. Would you attend a South Road Boys University? Troy sells two footy cards for a crazy $1300. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back again for rants and giggles.
South Road Cow-Boys enter the wild west. Joe’s t-shirt sparks interest. Allen’s lollies cause controversy with name changes, serial killers and conspiracies. What crazy sh*t would you do as an outgoing president? Don’t miss the funniest final 5 minutes EVER!!
We go tits up with a Boobs vs Man Boobs vs Fake Boobs debate. Did Biden bump Trump or did the people dump Trump? Trump finds four seasons in one street. A partying mayor in Peru fakes his own death. Remember to turn off Zoom with your gf in the room.
Safe sex kicks us off. Joe gets a bit woke. Troy goes camping and earns a sunburn. We look at the industrial history of Burnie, Tasmania. Remember The Greatest American Hero tv show? Sean Connery, the original James Bond, leaves us. It’s US election time!!
This week Joe and Troy are talking footy, there are streakers, interesting choices in entertainment and Mr Gash is back and does himself a mischief
We say goodbye to James Randi and Joe and his son go fishing on a canoe
There’s a lot of shaming going on. We remember old school gaming and old tv shows. How kinky are penguins? How tasty would a panda parmi be? Can bees sting birds? Do aliens exist? Will Trump get another term? Dwayne “The Rock” gets rocked!
Joe turns into a one-shot wonder then stacks a bike. Coles stops being a “super” market. It’s a HUGE Celebrity Deadpool week. Joe nearly worked for Van Halen. Can you tell the future by looking at someone’s butt? The famous Steakhouse or Gay Bar quiz is back!
What’s up with Trump? Joe’s family take a trip and faceplant a sand dune. Troy finally solves the mysterious dog tale. Imagine waking to find your manhood gone. Want to win a trip into space? Here’s the best new bogan names. What’s the future of cinema?
The audio has issues from 8min to 40min and we apologise but when you do an episode on old vinyl it’s bound to be scratchy! Hear what happens when Joe finds a box of vinyl from his childhood. We discover the weird, the wonderful, and the bizarre!!
There’s American travels and Joe’s Pebble Beach golf course story. Troy goes to St Helens and cracks a windscreen, visits mountain bike trails, falls off the bike and gets super bloody. There’s some BIG Celebrity Deadpool News as Ruth Bader Ginsburg leaves us.
Troy has a casino crusade. We lift the lid on the secretive BMGI and the mysterious shed? Who is Dave-O from Rave-O? Joe shares his Stabby story. Zombie Cicadas are attacking us. Captain America accidently shares a d*ck pic. Troy has some supernatural love.
We reach the big 150 and stuff it up! It’s a bit scratchy but still fun. Is Troy’s mum on the podcast? Did you know Troy is an author? How did Joe crash a golf buggy? Can we create a new tv show and win $50,000? Thoughtful Troy is finally back with some wisdom.
A mystery skyscraper appears in Melbourne. A lynch mob is after us. A supermarket hero shits Troy. We’re batty over Batman. A witch leaves Insta. RIP Chadwick Boseman. We want to direct a Black Panther prequel, Black Cub! Will pigs take over the world?
We get to know Lewis Capaldi’s awesome dad. What book/movie has Joe never finished? What’s your fave drunken sing-along song? The world is ending… again! Syphilis makes a comeback. You will not believe the Chocolate Ice Cream travesty we’ve discovered!!
It’s more ridiculous than raunchy but Erotic Reading Roulette is back. We take turns reading Burning Urges, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. Strap on… sorry… Strap in for adult content told with silly voices, lots of laughs and totally unexpected outcomes.
#islandlyfe Is Tasmania the Fiji of Australia? Joe’s piercing story is awesome! We go Karen crazy. Are news reporters just paid Karens? What’s your Karen Factor? We want a Karen convention. Were Salem witches really Karens? We need Customer Support!
Imagine if the internet and phones just stopped – There’d be No banking, No Karens, No stockmarket and Riots. A teenager builds a bomb. Adele’s been replaced by a new person. Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period ends. Ellen loses the love. Who will win a Rode hat?
A Roadie finds a mistake. Joe has an anniversary. There’s Celebrity Deadpool controversy! And get ready for the SRB Loot Crate with VIP memberships, Circumcision Kits, Poo Knives, Panda Suits, Dead Skin Pendants, a recorded Message from Merle, and much more!
Is Z the angriest letter in the world? Joe discovers a shocking “Wind of Change” song conspiracy. Is Elvis dead? The boys get futuristic with 100 Year Space Travel, Beer, angry Sex Robots, Ed Sheeran, Social Experiments, Twins, Aliens, and Births in Space.
Light a candle, relax, and join us as we bring sexy back and return to the original 50 Shades of Grey. If you haven’t heard Erotic Reading Roulette before then expect the opposite of sexy. The pages are random, the reading is silly, the journey is unforgettable.
Joe’s leading Celebrity Deadpool and we let him have his moment. RIP Carl Reiner. We plan a Viking funeral on a budget. A Hot Dog eating world record is broken. MasterChef gets sexy. We come up with USA presidential options. Cats attack in Melbourne!
The big moment has arrived. Welcome to the first ever Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period. Joe and Troy go through their current lists and announce the trades. Who will be leaving? Who are the new additions? Be prepared for shocks, surprises and lots of silly fun!
A pigeon, a turbo chook, a roo, and an owl TRY to cross the road. We’ve found a Stargate. How cool are Cambodian temples. Golf and beer are a perfect match. We say goodbye to The Undertaker. Celebrity Deadpool takes over with two new fatalities … and a cat!
Troy’s weekend leads to tough questions – what happened to the wombat, can you end a marsupial with a spork, and did the Cop have a Weber? Joe has a crazy dream and stupidly asks Troy for the meaning. Should comedy be censored? Is WW3 about to start?
Did you ever hold a rabbit in family photos? Joe did. How the hell is Big Brother back. Should we hunt killer sharks? Remember Tiananmen Square’s Tank Man? An asteroid was meant to hit earth, but didn’t. Troy becomes a show stopper striking footy gold.
Troy’s got game again. Joe has an entire date day. Space gets x-rated and it feels musky. Riots hit the USA and Covid-19 is forgotten. Will Trump trump Twitter? A trucker takes a wrong turn. Social media gets mystical. Troy discovers some crazy new words.
Who cleans the satellites in orbit? Vader nearly wasn’t Luke’s father. What would you change if you could time travel. Did you know Sex dolls love sport. Have we solved the problem of no football crowds. Is Darryl the answer to all the world’s problems.
The beard has gone! Is Caveman erotica a thing? Joe’s a stuntman. Will Michelle Branch sue us. Is Vietnam the Covid-19 champion? Facebook avatars are stupid. Troy abandons Trump. There’s Celebrity Deadpool News! We’re starting a Penguin Walk of Fame.
How’s isolation going for you? Could nuding up in public be the new normal. Will Troy’s beard survive Iso now his barber has retired. Do you miss the cinema experience? Are Murder Hornets just fit Bumblebees? Is Troy’s Dad going to have a happy birthday?
Would you prefer to be a Disney or a Hefner? We want a South Road Boys animated series. A mountain of a man lifts 501 kilos. Troy sorts through his comic and cassette collections. We have some Iso songs. Poo is back! Troy shares 3 favourite fun quotes. Have aliens arrived?
Could Chris Hemsworth play Joe in a movie? Have you watched After Life? Joe has a crazy rant about online quizzes. Troy learns more about Joe with a first date quiz. What old TV shows do you love. Joe tries to get hip to new tunes. Aussie musicians entertain us from their homes.
If Troy was gay would he take a side. Can we trust the government. It’s 420 day. Will China take Australia’s virgin? A plane lands on a Canadian highway. We want more in Isolation from Netflix so we’ve come up with Shareflix – and it’s amazing. Joe’s hands nearly made him famous.
Troy’s been roofing on the ground. Joe holds a Covid-19 birthday. Can violent films be meaningful? We say goodbye to one of The Goodies and celebrate Tim Brooke-Taylor. What shows do you remember from when you were younger? How big will Troy’s beard get in isolation?
We’re Covid-19 Skype-Casting. How’s your isolation going? We’re all doing things differently for now. Is social media driving you nuts? Has Trump got it right or wrong? Should Billy Ray Cyrus become a wrestler? Do you know how many spin-offs came from Happy Days?
Erotic Reading Roulette is back! It’s a fan favourite and silly fun. We take turns reading pages of “Fifty Shades Darker” in no particular order with little knowledge of the story. It’s not sexy and it’s utterly ridiculous. Light a candle and grab a really strong drink … you’ll need it.
How awesome are old B Grade horror movies. The USA discovers AFL. Will social distancing sport be the next big thing. We say goodbye to Kenny Rogers in Celebrity Deadpool 2020. We hope terrorists don’t take out Kleenex. What’s your favourite new way to greet people now.
Our message reaches millions of people. Will we MC a Serbian wedding? What’s included in a South Road Boys VIP stadium experience. People are socially distancing in space. What are you doing on ANZAC Day? We remember things that make us happy.
Indiana Jones news will shock you. Our Facebook post is more viral than the coronavirus. We want to take over Serbia and have our own South Road Boys country. Troy helps a stranger. There’s a new Celebrity Deadpool leader. Thoughtful Troy flu in with some advice
Joe shares a dirty secret? What’s Ashton Kutcher up to? Sport gets us a little excited. Remember Sir Mix-a-lot? The craziness of the Coronavirus reaches Tasmanian shores. We discuss a few movies. Joe sneaks in a wrestling story. Why are comedians such bad people?
We finally saw the Space Station. Could we make the first podcast from space? A Flat-Earther crashes to Earth. Troy reveals his agonising Whitesnake tale. A South Road Boy does Sydney. Have you ever “boob dialed” anyone? Did Bravehearts’s William Wallace need a bumbag?
Have you seen the Space Station? Troy gets excited about Whitesnake. Joe holds a wedding and screws up that same wedding. Who the hell is Zac Jones? It’s time to be kind. Has Celebrity Deadpool changed Joe. Skynet is here for real and China is watching everything and everyone.
We want Joe Mather merch! Could the SRB start MCing weddings? 1994 was a great year. How big is Chris Isaak’s head? Joe hits new heights. A haunted Elsa doll won’t let it go. Troy has a terrifying nightmare. There’s huge Celebrity Deadpool news … RIP Kirk Douglas.
How awesome is Lewis Capaldi. Plurals are driving Troy crazy. Have you tried a Native American cocktail? Enjoy Joe’s egg tips. Remember the Challenger disaster? #DP2020 news is here. And to get you feeling romantic and sexy for Valentine’s Day, Erotic Reading Roulette returns.
Are Aussie men terrible lovers? We go back to the 70’s for the true facts and apparently it involves Troy’s parents. Joe is surprised by an awesome gift. Should we crossbreed pandas with rabbits? Troy’s camping again. Will Joe EVER catch a fish? #DP2020 is in full swing!
Troy swags it up and gets a little camp, Are you astounded by what a woman gets out in the middle of a flight? 2019 Celebrity Deadpool news and controversy + #DP2020 updates, and Joe and Troy come up with a new way to save lives.
Troy’s playing cricket and Joe found a frisbee. What gift did a Roadie buy us? There’s heaps of Celebrity Deadpool updates. Is there new Flat Earth news? Joe is shocked by Troy’s surprise admission. We wonder about wombats. It’s camping time. Thoughtful Troy is back.
We launch the new Celebrity Deadpool game. We explain the easy rules. We’ve included a July Trade Period. We announce our 2020 lists including politicians, musicians, actors, athletes & more and we want YOU to play too by sending us your list of 20 celebrities. Go on. DO IT!
We want to be the Prime Minister’s new publicity team. Will the SRB become a worldwide franchise? Celebrity Deadpool 2020 is coming. Joe discusses tricky toilets, car camping, John Farnham, Lewis Capaldi, crowd surfing & festival games. Thoughtful Troy gives hands on advice.
Celebrity Deadpool is coming to a controversial end. Do politicians suck? Is the Agenda 21 conspiracy real? Sheep mentality is actually good for us. Are the royals outdated? A man starts growing boobs. We want more female horror icons. Buffy’s awesome and now in HiDef.
We want a Harpist. Joe’s wife is a snake tamer. Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness? The Ginger Factory doesn’t make gingers. Joe has a unique Xmas gift list. What’s your fave gift? Discover the legend of Ivan Barnes. We end spicy with Erotic “Christmas” Reading Roulette.
Remember Clash of the Titans? The Olsen twins have a sister. Bike Boy is back and very unfit. Are audio cables sexist? We challenge a major Christmas Parade conspiracy. How many Carols actually sing Carols? An unknown blob attacks the USA. Are puppets cool – Yay or Nah?
Have you watched The Irishman. Is Carrot Top bad for redheads. Are people more interested in being alarmed than about what’s actually alarming them. What’s Black Friday really about. Can we save Pandas before it’s too late. Just how much does Joe love Dolly Parton?
Troy discovers the Bubble Master. Miss Piggy offends. Dolly Parton’s sheep is cool. Is Joe the world’s worst fishing Dad? Stop using speakerphone in public. The Poo Museum is here. Would you stay in a room with webcams installed? Thoughtful Troy’s invited to a wedding.
Are the parents of the South Road Boys organising a podcast intervention? The boys review the U2 Australian tour. Ever spent forever at an airport? We discover strange things you can you do with your ashes. Troy has a slightly sexy, yet ridiculously crazy idea for his.
Troy goes to Sexpo and Joe asks the big questions. Did you get a sex doll? Did you buy a cage? What wonderfully weird things did you find? Did you get a new tattoo? Did you meet your pornstar crush, Janice Griffith? What’s in the Sexpo showbag? And Thoughtful Troy returns.
There’s Whitesnake news. Troy’s going to meet his pornstar crush at Sexpo. Joe shocks Troy and secretly joins a gang. Where’s the “Chk Chk Boom” girl now? Will a floating hotel start a nuclear war in both of the Korea’s? Troy has a rant about ridiculously crazy click bait websites.
We start with nude cricket and Michael Bolton. Troy loses his mind over Whitesnake. Have we found proof of aliens on the dark web? Naked running ends badly. How smart are smart watches? Troy turns into Rocky. Imagine living for 123 years. Joyfull Joe adds some wisdom.
BOO! Panda Wear is here. There’s circumcision reversal. Troy searches for a mysterious after party. Joe’s a terrorist suspect. There’s finally “5 Things That Shit Me” … from Joe. Enjoy Troy’s Halloween kill count. Joe thought about killing Troy. Joe remembers scaring imaginary people.
It’s erotic. It’s sexy. It’s hot. But when we read it it’s none of those things! South Road Boys presents a new episode of Erotic Reading Roulette. This time we read random steamy pages of Haven of Obedience. Prepare for erotic ridiculousness … South Road Boys style
Teen Wolf Two or Too? Will Troy and Gillian Anderson Hook up? Troy digs into Joe’s sordid past. Climbing Ayers Rock comes to an end. Someone new dies in Celebrity Deadpool. A rapper finds trouble. Why can’t KFC salt their chips properly. Thoughtful Troy builds a bridge.
A hacker has a sex video of Joe and demands big money! Spider-Man’s back with Disney. Are Second World Problems real? Joe has an iPhone tragedy. Will Xbox make Sex Robots? Joe drinks a non-alcoholic beer. Would you let your kids drink it? Would you drive while drinking it?
It’s our 100th Episode and our first ever live audience! Celebrity Deadpool is reviewed. We have a Joke Off! Troy recalls fave moments. We read celebrity telegrams. There’s 5 Things That Shit Me. Wise souls give advice. Joe does a quiz. Hilarious Erotic Reading Roulette returns!!
Don’t tamper with your Willie. A magpie takes out a pensioner. The Queen takes one for the team. Woman wakes with a new language. Patient zero isn’t a hero. We get serious about depression and Troy shares a tough personal moment. Joe has another romantic movie fail.
There’s creepy bear tales. Things get theatrical. The KFC pie is here. Do you have Facebook friend crushes? We remember 1995. We love the USA. We review a mystery movie. A gardener is mulched. Area 51 festival is coming. A vegan meats trouble. There’s a Thoughtful finale.
Burning Man is old news. We present Burnie Man! Joe recalls being an athlete. We roast penguins. A barracuda wrecks Kevin Hart. Coke addiction is real. Supermarket worker impresses Troy. Happy Father’s Day. There’s property purchasing tips. We remember the King family.
Are you ready for the awesomeness of Brussel Sprouts? Sprouts are sexier, tastier and more hilarious than ever before with Van Damme, Hugh Jackman and Russell Brand on board. We discuss weird fetishes. Joe loses a pussy and is locked in a Loo. Thoughtful Troy sees the truth.
Troy’s back from Thailand with stories of beer conspiracies, massages, picking on the poms, pool peeing, the drinks genie, ball bashing, Rambo, squirting toilets, and escaping the Thailand Police. Joe’s found an albino panda. And Thoughtful Troy discovers martial arts.
Like your podcast hot and raunchy? The South Road Boys do the unexpected and read 50 Shades of Grey. We randomly choose pages and discover total ridiculousness. What can possibly go wrong when two childish men in their 40s read erotic chick lit for the first time?
Please Joe, stop singing. Troy has a near death experience. We want to remake He-Man and make it awesome. Joe’s son strikes gold. A hearse driver is a bit stiff. A clown starts a buffet brawl. Where is Ronald McDonald? We want to buy Snowtown and turn it into McDonaldland.
Avengers beats Avatar. How kinky are Smurfs? We love Parodies. Joe tells his JuicePigs story. Troy goes Wombat hunting. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with Competitions, Toilet Duck, Unicorns, Tourists & Coles Minis. What did you collect as a kid? We end with unmissable advice
We add some sexy to the podcast. Joe recalls his TV marriage and then gets into some hot water. A baker steals our SRB name! Could Troy beat his Dad in a fight. Heavy Metal knitting is here. Joe once lost a bet and went blonde. Are you storming Area 51? Thoughtful Troy returns.
Joe’s the man for emergencies. Would you have a Viking funeral? We celebrate walking on the moon and dogs in space. What would you do if aliens arrived? Did Martians invent sex robots? KFC have a secret menu. Body falls from a plane. Jim Beam mourns the big bourbon fire.
Russian man can’t bear it. Have you been hatfished? Can you make yourself cool. How desirable is KFC. GoFundMe hits the news. Joe shocks Troy by saying sorry. Bees swarm the cricket. Streaming is taking over TV. The Logies lose the love. Lewis Capaldi is awesome!!
Joe feels manly fixing a chainsaw. What does manly mean? Can you be manly? We discover lesser known celebrity siblings. Want to know if a dog dies in a movie? Would you stay in a clown motel? Stephen King nearly died 20 years ago. We end with a funny alligator stabbing story.
Troy buys a guitar, writes a song, sends it to Joe. We consider releasing an album. We plan a world tour. We discuss our tour demands. Should movie reviews be banned? We take over the internet. Joe has a rant. There’s chicken coated in gold. Thoughtful Troy’s in a state of Nirvana.
Joe’s bringing Bum Bags back. We decipher crazy Portuguese sayings. We defend South Road. Joe recalls the bird in the mower story. NASA is hunting asteroids. Remember slot car racing? Girls bf sleeps with her Mum. Joe has a tennis rant. Would you worship Thor and Odin?
Hangovers aren’t fun. We remember famous cats in movies. Alien is 40 years old. Joe plays a new game called What’s in the Box. Every man needs a Man Shroud. Joe goes down memory lane. There’s Instagram fails and a streaker. Thoughtful Troy gives Clive Palmer love advice.
How tasty are Dolphins? Joe tries to measure up in the toilet. Jetstar gets hands on. Jesse Teinaki has the voice. Don’t touch your gherkin in the gym. Joe gets a bit creepy. USA School training video gets shot down. Will Batman sparkle? Thoughtful Troy drops some wisdom.
Joe’s been naughty. G.O.T ends. Troy hates online petitions. RIP Grumpy Cat. RIP Bob Hawke, but thanks for dying. UK Man eaten by a chair. Arnie’s back … is kicked. Sussan stores hit a gender nerve. Naked man takes his dead wife for a drive. Thoughtful Troy goes up a level.
Joe’s winning at life. An old man gets mobile. Golfers wife is a bit hit. Woman attacks man with a stiletto. Will genetic modification end civilization? The Footy Show leaves us. Joe has a ginge whinge. The last fake G.O.T spoilers are here. Thoughtful Troy tackles a hard topic.
Troy discovers Spotlight … and cushions. Joe has floppy pussy problems. RIP Chewbacca. There’s a rich Baby on Board. The Sax Man from The Lost Boys is back! Vegans cause a blackout. A plague hits a plane. Joe has a tiny G.O.T fake spoiler. And Thoughtful Troy is on fire.
Population control heats up. Is whaling bad? Troy nearly dies in this podcast. Woman finds fortune in a piano. Flat Earthers plan a cruise. Woman wakes from 28 year coma. Protester glues boobs to the road. 5 Things That Shit Me is back! There’s an incredible G.O.T fake spoiler!
Podcasting saved my life. There’s the St Helens conspiracy. Joe hates team songs that lie but loves a movie quiz. Have you seen Sharknado? Do we hide behind Emojis? Testicle gets stuck in a chair. Thailand fights back. Coins and plane engines don’t mix. Fake G.O.T spoilers.
Tiger is back! We’re THE place for fake Game of Thrones spoilers. There’s a galaxy of Star Wars and Marvel news. Gillian and Troy get married. Peppa Pig terrifies kids. Comedian dies on stage after joking about it. Scrotum botox has arrived. Where’s MySpace Tom?
A wrestler gets wrestled. A gymnast breaks a leg, and her other leg. Guy dumps his gf to play C.O.D. Avengers hype is high. We discuss toilets of the world. Lions eat on a poacher. Joe loves a good jailbreak. Troy tells the bird in the pussy tale. Thoughtful Troy talks Flat Earthers
We say #SorryNotSorry. Would you attend Fake Funerals? There’s Herpes in space! Should X-men be called X-People? Joe survives his first chainsaw. Women’s AFL is kicking goals. Are days numbered for Online Trolls? Thoughtful Troy addresses a serious Zombie issue.
A mystery kicks us off and Joe gets emotional. There’s the craziness of April Fools Day gags with hilarity and gags gone badly wrong. We announce our Celebrity Deadpool lists and invite listeners take part. Thoughtful Troy helps the world with wondrous wisdom.
We launch the Celebrity Deadpool challenge. Joe tells his embarrassing story. American Airlines gets under our skin. Woman forgets her baby. Samuel L Jackson is angry. Egg Boy gets smashed. Troy has Unicorn confusion. Would you wear dead skin in a pendant?
Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.
Shit title … great episode! Stop giving kids dumb names. If you shared Momo, you caused Momo. How do you have a $30 poo? Parrot tells rescuer to f##k off! Cricketers tamper each other. 1989 songs turn 30. A whale appears in the jungle. Spider bites work better than Viagra.
Troy takes a Tassie road trip. Breakdancing comes to the Olympics. Pilots create sky art. Why isn’t Captain Marvel marvellous? Did you know the “I don’t like Mondays” song is about a massacre? We take aim at gun accidents. There’s a roving tattoo fail. Joe adds some Joy.
Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.
Troy shocks Joe and podcasts NAKED! Nude cleaning hits the UK. We create a Mars Rover film trilogy. A woman is eaten by pigs. Polar Bears invade. Russia turns off the internet. Severed feet are washing up on Canadian shores. We end with a Naked Edition of Thoughtful Troy.
We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG tattoo fail.
It’s a BIG week. There’s a didgeridoo drinker. Gillian Anderson’s not sexy! Polly Waffle’s are back. We talk 1960s KFC prices & Slippery slides. Someone forgot where they parked their plane. A shark vomits up a human arm in 1935. Thoughtful Troy brings some wisdom.
Troy invents fake collective nouns. Joe offends Spinsters. Squirrels invade Oz. Joe has an emergency. Evie takes an axe to a 7-Eleven. Drugs are really bad. Banana breaks world record. Is Joe an athlete? There’s kamikaze frogs & KFC candles. Thoughtful Troy returns.
We reboot and podcast in person. Joe gets speedy. Walmart woman drinks wine from a pringles can. We talk TV reboots. How bad is reality tv? Are TV cliffhangers good or bad? Joe’s fashion sense comes into play. Troy reinvents Bucks nights and Joe loves Dolly Parton.
Dating App photos are deceptive. WWE’s “Mean Gene” died. We remember Dr Hook. A wrestler uses a tampon to win. Joe beats a parking fine. A mum drives with child on the roof. The Bird Box challenge is crazy, so we invent new challenges. We say farewell to Skype!!
Joe hates shopping. Troy goes golfing. Choose your own adventure TV arrives. Would you hire a Human Uber? We have the ridiculous baby names of 2018 like Hairry, Heavyn & Tannyyn. We play Steakhouse or Gay Bar. Transformers hit New York. Thoughtful Troy is back!
We have 2018’s top Google searches. Troy gets serious about suicide and wants our approach to change. Russia lies about robots. Amazon’s listening. Burglar sleeps with a corpse. Man finds Father’s skeleton 50 years later. A son finds his Dad’s ghost in his Xbox. We finish with Joy.
It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.
Tassie sun brings the burn. Avengers trailer smashes records. Who wants a SRB Xmas? 65 year old man identifies as 45. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Centrelink Mum of 9 wants 4 more kids. Have you heard of the Great Emu War? And who the hell is Joyful Joe?
Mundine is mundane. YouPorn bans Starbucks. We launch the crazy #Bang4YourBuddy. Would you call your child Abcde? Tassie pilot falls asleep. Guy shoots himself in the groin. Russian woman falls for a fake Chris Hemsworth … and Thoughtful Troy is worth the weight.
OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.
The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.
Troy sees Sam Smith, Def Leppard & Rick Price and avoids the Melbourne stabbing. There’s new internet sensation, Trolley Man. Are GoFundMe pages good or bad? Are online petitions a waste of time? Dubai Police get Hover Bikes. And there’s awesome kinky advice.
It’s Melbourne Cup time with silly horse names. The Jimmy Barnes life story is emotional. There’s weird animal sex facts like exploding genitals, sex-crazed dolphins, dumb pandas & sperm saving snakes! A Farmer breaks his neck. And a woman survives falling from a plane!
Joe tries to rant but it turns meaningful regarding fellow Tasmanian, Hannah Gadspy, and her Tassie upbringing. Roxanne gets stabby in Brisbane. Men are peeing in the streets of France. Troy rebrands Lion Air. Thoughtful Troy finds a perfect solution to gun control.
It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.
Joe buys some … ducks? A stranger climbs into Troy’s car. The new female Dr Who is awesome. Troy can’t forget about Gene Wilder. A boxer knocks out a mascot. Dan Saunders finds a bank account of free money. And there’s dinosaurs, vegans, and the Irish!
We celebrate our 50th and remember the reality of where it all began, then chat about the ridiculousness of reality TV. Crazy shows like Bridalplasty, Dating Naked, Who’s Your Daddy, Kid Nation, Whisker Wars, and You Bum. Oh, and Wrestling comes to the MCG!
Are KISS evil? Careful what you stick up your butt. Is Avril Lavigne dead? Howie has twins! Joe gets wanky in his shed. 1.4 million balloons cause chaos in Ohio. Scary Clowns return. How dumb can people be on quiz shows? Thoughtful Troy’s back.
Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.
Indian Telemarketers stalk Joe. Remember Khamal? Who’s your Batman? There’s a footy fail. Don’t buy gifts on the Dark Web. Japan invent an elevator to space. The one boobed woman is here. Scary films aren’t for kids. And we end thoughtfully.
Joe has an kick-ass Game App TAG idea. Troy wants us all eating Plovers. We wouldn’t have KFC without the Roswell UFO. Joe tells his crazy 9/11 Twin Garage Door story. And Thoughtful Troy finds the Clan of the Great White Snake.
Joe goes knowledge crazy. There’s silly Star Wars Sheep Puns. Troy hates heights. Dead Fish get new eyes. Sex Robots are back. A Sex Doll Brothel opens. AI’s getting too real. Careful what you name your kids. Twins marry Twins. And Thoughtful Troy is back with … lemons?
We celebrate female authors then talk Judgment Day and all things World Ending like Cults, Aliens & Asteroids. Martian Turtles think Troy is our leader. Crazy Computers will soon rule. Doomsday Clock ticks closer. Plus Sex Robots and eating Pandas!
Joe has a proud dad moment. Meet the gentleman footballer. Car licking stalker strikes. Ferris Bueller car is for sale. Get married in Maccas. Did you know Joe was married on a gameshow? Ever been accidentally racist? Troy sets Joe on fire. And there’s boobs!
How bad are the missing tapes? A zombie runs a marathon. People can’t park properly. Troy’s a fake Leftie. Is it Parma or Parmi? We name the new Mars Rover. Does Troy have a secret child? Nerds get angry. Sean Connery’s a bad Russian. And … be the Llama!
It’s a weird week. One-Nut Nazi breakfast cereal. A bomb scare in Brisbane. Picard returns to Star Trek. The Wiggles split up! Organic burial pods are here. Joe’s donating his body to science. Troy wants to be stuffed. And what the hell is a Frile?
Massages aren’t always sexy but sex with a hedge is awesome! AFL commentator drops the F bomb. Man steals millions from Maccas. Thoughtful Troy solves sock dilemma. RIP to 3 classic wrestlers. Your photos suck so stop taking them!
We love National Pies. Trump tweet-attacks Iran. Disney sacks James Gunn over old tweets. Who decides what’s funny or offensive? Troy takes over and nerds out with San Diego Comic Con. The Panther arrives. And guns are bad … in friendly Canada!
It’s a crazy week! Operation Noah. What if your Dad wrote a porno. Sex and machetes don’t mix. Basketball brawling. Flying Hot Dog attacks a woman. We combine pizza delivery and strippers to get rich. And there’s Thoughtful Troy’s Tim Tam principle.
It’s an alien episode! Scully is conned. You can gamble on aliens. UFO evidence goes back centuries. War of the Worlds and drugs don’t mix. Are Aliens friendly? Was the 1966 Aussie sighting a conspiracy? Thoughtful Troy probes the people. The truth is out there.
We’re THUNDERSTRUCK! Dark Mofo is here. Seasons confuse Flat Earthers. Crown Casino has a secret morgue. ‘5 Things That Shit Me’ returns. Penguins want revenge. Comic Book Men show ends and Thoughtful Troy adds wisdom.
It’s a HUGE episode! Nude hiking. A Snake eats a woman. Wrestling comes to the MCG. Rod Stewart seduces Joe’s Mum. The Rock rules the world. Hipsters are stupid. Troy eats people. Was Fritz a bad Nazi. And Kimmy K for President.
Royal public holidays are awesome. Human males are ugly and peacocks suck. What superpower would you want? OMG Top Gun 2 is coming. Joe snaps off another shit story. The Karate Kid is back. Troy has a crazy confusing dream.
We’re getting older but don’t feel it. We talk parenting … SRB style! There’s crazy stories of failure. Joe’s Disney tale hits the ice. A pussy causes gun death. Imagine no more Google maps? A teacher gets shitty and we lose all maturity.
We have burger love. Marvel Stadium’s coming to Melbourne. Could Joe and Troy be superheroes? Troy tells his hilarious moth story! There’s balloon terror. What’s up with Pluto? Joe talks guns and we end quite Thoughtful.
There’s hookers and Star Wars and young Lando steals Troy’s name. Then everything goes royally wrong! Will Harry kill his family? Social media goes dress crazy. We love the Rev. And Flat Earthers now believe the planet is like … Pac-man!
Joe recalls live wrestling in a Melbourne Chinese restaurant. JK Rowling Euro tweets. Old Fart Gaming is here. Grumpy Troy tackles Asian drivers, online reviews, sequels, teaser trailers and #flujabselfie on “5 Things That Shit Me.”
Our first ever guest brings the crazy. Joe sets Troy up to lose a quiz because Howie knows it all! A guy’s manhood is transplanted. Do the elderly use Tinder? Howie tells the spooning Troy story. A Nazi goes postal and we love Pavlova.
Joe loses his mind over hipsters. Coffee shops get confusing and Joe shares his gay bar past. A teenage bully gets taken down by a Dad. Do Ethiopians love Barley sugar? Troy goes to the deadly dentist … and then gets Thoughtful.
Who is Mr Gash? Joe needs to let Frozen go. The SRB have a serious #skypehug moment. ABBA – awesome or awful? There’s TV remakes, Big Cox and Safety Tweeting. Joe rants about a Chinese Zoo and Thoughtful Troy is back.
Packer packs up the cricket. Joe wants to man up. There’s a Flat Earth convention in Canada. KFC gets sexy. Are Pajamas cool? We remember Skippy, but not how you think. Joe has Alpaca hate and Thoughtful Troy returns to help you all.
There’s cheese, drugs and the great 2018 sewing massacre. Don’t miss the circumcision golf puns. What’s the Will Smith game? We have a complete Smith overload. The English language is annoying and Thoughtful Troy loses the plot.
Bike Boy rides on, a Cheetah attacks, and vinyl sales rise. Joe’s crazy misheard song lyrics crack us up. We discuss good and really bad movie sequels. 5 things that shit me makes a return and there’s the teachings of Thoughtful Troy!
What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.
Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.
Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!
Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.
Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?
Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!
Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!
Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.
Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?
New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!
The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!
Boxing Day has nothing to do with boxing. Singer Sam Smith was once Simon Smith. You heard it here first! LAST JEDI SPOILERS AHEAD. Star Wars fans turn to the dark side. Chewbacca’s mum is a Chernobyl ewok. Kylo Ren pulls out on his mum. Troy tells the best joke ever … maybe!
We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?
Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.
Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.
So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger
Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.
Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.
Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.
Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again
South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween
How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!
3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure
South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on
Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?
With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….
South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)
What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!
Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…
South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)
Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.