Joe loses his mind over hipsters. Coffee shops get confusing and Joe shares his gay bar past. A teenage bully gets taken down by a Dad. Do Ethiopians love Barley sugar? Troy goes to the deadly dentist … and then gets Thoughtful.
What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.
Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.
Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!
Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.
Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?
Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!
Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!
Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.
Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?
New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!
The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!
Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.
So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger
Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.
South Road Boys #007 Butt Whistle
Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.
BANG! the South Road boys are back
South Road Boys #006 Your Face Is Child’s Play
Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.
South Road Boys #005 (The Missing Tapes)
The South Road Boys have no idea what was on this file … a true mystery. (but we sure it was hilarious)
Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again
South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween
How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!
3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure
South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on
Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?
With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….
South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)
What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!
Welcome to the South Road Boys Podcast
Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…
South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)
Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.
16 houses separated them from the start
Nothing gunna tear these kids apart
Playing arcade games at the corner store
Two young lads just dreaming of more
Now they’re all grown up
and playing with big boy’s toys
But in their heart of hearts
They’re just South Road boys