#202 Goalball

We do an update on Joe’s beard and then get sporty again this week and commentate on the Paralympics. It’s the women’s Goalball final. WTF is Goalball? It’s a sport we’ve never heard of, never seen, and the competitors all look like Batman. LET’S GO!!

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#198 Near Your Woggle

Has Troy derailed Joe’s future? We have Drop Bear avoidance tips. Would you drink non-alcoholic gin? Are we the official podcast of the Olympics? Joe’s diary is back with a vengeance. We discover a horrific jet ski anal incident. A man finds WHAT under his house?

#197 The Discus Final

We go for gold and commentate on the Men’s Olympic Discus Final in Tokyo. We know zero about the sport and the disc chuckers have names like WhyIsHeANinja, Ice-Cream Denny and Godzilla. We’ve stretched and we’re ready. What could possibly go wrong here?

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#194 We only know, what we know

We try to make the podcast gooder. Troy has three big issues with The Empire Strikes Back movie. Disneyworld has gator problems and gets a bit shirty. Black Panther returns from the dead. The school diary catchup continues. We send a virgin in space.

#188 Nutting Hill

Troy takes a stand against Notting Hill… the train wreck of a movie starring floppy‐haired Hugh as the nice guy and Eric’s sister, Julia as the evil temptress! #CancelNottingHill Joe’s diary returns with some surprises. Why isn’t Tunbridge in Tassie a tourist attraction?

#186 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 10

For new listeners thinking WTF is Erotic Reading Roulette, here’s the deal. We take turns reading Erotic Chick Lit (yep the rude naughty stuff) but every page is chosen randomly with no order so it’s complete chaos! Justin, we’re definitely not bringing sexy back!

#185 Upside Down Happy Time

We start silly with Summer Of ‘69, the Upside Down Happy Time TV show, and kinky elderly folk. Joe’s extraordinary diary returns. A song and Tasmanian history proves Troy is a complete numpty. Do you wear mittens during sexy time? China has a littering problem.

#182 InCOVID

Joe gets a little bit fast and Troy gets a little bit furious. Secrets are revealed in the diary. Is there a third South Road Boy? Joe gets a bit shirty with friends. The boys get Siri-ous. Troy’s going overseas. A Chinese family adopts a brand new approach to getting married.

#181 Long Joe Ray

Troy starts a bromance with a bathroom huntsman. Prince Philip doesn’t get to raise the bat, gone for 99. Troy’s Panther is not alive with the sound of music. The boys discuss the tough challenges of unclipping a bra and wonder if it’s time for a brand new design.

#175 Pells of Wisdom

March delivers us a new offering from Joe’s 1990 Student diary,  We have more fishing news from Joe and his son, Thoughtful Troy makes a return and tells a cautionary tale, The boys discuss a new TV show “Pells of Wisdom” (Starring Schapelle Corby and George Pell)

 

#172 Crusty Russian Bag

Will Merle make a public appearance. Celebrity Deadpool loses a famous tradie. How many millions does it cost to travel into space? Horror movie take a wrong turn. Troy is nearly toast after a near death experience. Joe’s South American News gets a little raunchy.

#170 Resistance in Fruit Aisle

We get nerdy and “cling on” to Star Trek with the Borg and Wil Wheaton. Joe discovers a favourite 80s movie is more rude than he realised. We delve back into the student diary and Joe’s teenage years. Celebrity Deadpool 2021 is here and it wants YOU!

#168 Another Big Hint

Trump conspiracies thrive. What’s in the damn envelope that Joe waited 19 years for? The Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced along with three surprise deaths. Troy packs up his waterlogged swag and presents ‘Five Things That Sh!t me… about Camping!’

#167 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 9

The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we’re reading ‘Burning Urges’ again, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. When we throw silly voices at these sordid tales you’ll soon know the difference between horny and corny. PS…  It gets a wee bit sweary!

#165 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 8

The silliest thing we do is back. We take turns reading random pages of an Erotic Chick Lit novel. We know nothing of the book, nothing of the characters, and we’re definitely not sexy. Join us reading “The Mister” by E.L James, author of the 50 Shades trilogy.

#162 The Six Four Split

We nerd out over Star Trek Discovery. Troy invests more money into footy cards and it gets silly. Would you eat steak made from cells from your own body? Have you tried Black Pudding? What is a Capybara? There’s Maradona morgue mayhem. Is it Xmas time?

#160 Guns & Haberdashery

South Road Cow-Boys enter the wild west. Joe’s t-shirt sparks interest. Allen’s lollies cause controversy with name changes, serial killers and conspiracies. What crazy sh*t would you do as an outgoing president? Don’t miss the funniest final 5 minutes EVER!!

#158 Wing and a Prayer

Safe sex kicks us off. Joe gets a bit woke. Troy goes camping and earns a sunburn. We look at the industrial history of Burnie, Tasmania. Remember The Greatest American Hero tv show? Sean Connery, the original James Bond, leaves us. It’s US election time!!

#152 Send Helen’s

There’s American travels and Joe’s Pebble Beach golf course story. Troy goes to St Helens and cracks a windscreen, visits mountain bike trails, falls off the bike and gets super bloody. There’s some BIG Celebrity Deadpool News as Ruth Bader Ginsburg leaves us.

#148 Classic Chocolate

We get to know Lewis Capaldi’s awesome dad. What book/movie has Joe never finished? What’s your fave drunken sing-along song? The world is ending… again! Syphilis makes a comeback. You will not believe the Chocolate Ice Cream travesty we’ve discovered!!

#147 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 7

It’s more ridiculous than raunchy but Erotic Reading Roulette is back. We take turns reading Burning Urges, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. Strap on… sorry… Strap in for adult content told with silly voices, lots of laughs and totally unexpected outcomes.

#142 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 6

Light a candle, relax, and join us as we bring sexy back and return to the original 50 Shades of Grey. If you haven’t heard Erotic Reading Roulette before then expect the opposite of sexy. The pages are random, the reading is silly, the journey is unforgettable.

#140 Deadpool Trade Period

The big moment has arrived. Welcome to the first ever Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period. Joe and Troy go through their current lists and announce the trades. Who will be leaving? Who are the new additions? Be prepared for shocks, surprises and lots of silly fun!

#135 Social Distancing Darryl

Who cleans the satellites in orbit? Vader nearly wasn’t Luke’s father. What would you change if you could time travel. Did you know Sex dolls love sport. Have we solved the problem of no football crowds. Is Darryl the answer to all the world’s problems.

#132 Stag for Men

Would you prefer to be a Disney or a Hefner? We want a South Road Boys animated series. A mountain of a man lifts 501 kilos. Troy sorts through his comic and cassette collections. We have some Iso songs. Poo is back! Troy shares 3 favourite fun quotes. Have aliens arrived?

#130 Shareflix

If Troy was gay would he take a side. Can we trust the government. It’s 420 day. Will China take Australia’s virgin? A plane lands on a Canadian highway. We want more in Isolation from Netflix so we’ve come up with Shareflix – and it’s amazing. Joe’s hands nearly made him famous.

#129 Puppet Podcasting

Troy’s been roofing on the ground. Joe holds a Covid-19 birthday. Can violent films be meaningful? We say goodbye to one of The Goodies and celebrate Tim Brooke-Taylor. What shows do you remember from when you were younger? How big will Troy’s beard get in isolation?

#128 Social Distancing Dad

We’re Covid-19 Skype-Casting. How’s your isolation going? We’re all doing things differently for now. Is social media driving you nuts? Has Trump got it right or wrong? Should Billy Ray Cyrus become a wrestler? Do you know how many spin-offs came from Happy Days?

#127 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 5

Erotic Reading Roulette is back! It’s a fan favourite and silly fun. We take turns reading pages of “Fifty Shades Darker” in no particular order with little knowledge of the story. It’s not sexy and it’s utterly ridiculous. Light a candle and grab a really strong drink … you’ll need it.

#126 Solving World Sports

How awesome are old B Grade horror movies. The USA discovers AFL. Will social distancing sport be the next big thing. We say goodbye to Kenny Rogers in Celebrity Deadpool 2020. We hope terrorists don’t take out Kleenex. What’s your favourite new way to greet people now.

#124 We Need A Country

Indiana Jones news will shock you. Our Facebook post is more viral than the coronavirus. We want to take over Serbia and have our own South Road Boys country. Troy helps a stranger. There’s a new Celebrity Deadpool leader.  Thoughtful Troy flu in with some advice

 

#122 Nuts McGee

We finally saw the Space Station. Could we make the first podcast from space? A Flat-Earther crashes to Earth. Troy reveals his agonising Whitesnake tale. A South Road Boy does Sydney. Have you ever “boob dialed” anyone? Did Bravehearts’s William Wallace need a bumbag?

#121 Skynet

Have you seen the Space Station? Troy gets excited about Whitesnake. Joe holds a wedding and screws up that same wedding. Who the hell is Zac Jones? It’s time to be kind. Has Celebrity Deadpool changed Joe. Skynet is here for real and China is watching everything and everyone.

#120 Kirk Douglas

We want Joe Mather merch! Could the SRB start MCing weddings? 1994 was a great year. How big is Chris Isaak’s head? Joe hits new heights. A haunted Elsa doll won’t let it go. Troy has a terrifying nightmare. There’s huge Celebrity Deadpool news … RIP Kirk Douglas.

#119 Plurals

How awesome is Lewis Capaldi. Plurals are driving Troy crazy. Have you tried a Native American cocktail? Enjoy Joe’s egg tips. Remember the Challenger disaster? #DP2020 news is here. And to get you feeling romantic and sexy for Valentine’s Day, Erotic Reading Roulette returns.

#118 Olympic Specialist Podcasts

Are Aussie men terrible lovers? We go back to the 70’s for the true facts and apparently it involves Troy’s parents. Joe is surprised by an awesome gift. Should we crossbreed pandas with rabbits? Troy’s camping again. Will Joe EVER catch a fish? #DP2020 is in full swing!

 

#111 Slow Moving Blob

Remember Clash of the Titans? The Olsen twins have a sister. Bike Boy is back and very unfit. Are audio cables sexist? We challenge a major Christmas Parade conspiracy. How many Carols actually sing Carols? An unknown blob attacks the USA. Are puppets cool – Yay or Nah?

#110 Bamboo Droop

Have you watched The Irishman. Is Carrot Top bad for redheads. Are people more interested in being alarmed than about what’s actually alarming them. What’s Black Friday really about. Can we save Pandas before it’s too late. Just how much does Joe love Dolly Parton?

#109 Pig Fish

Troy discovers the Bubble Master. Miss Piggy offends. Dolly Parton’s sheep is cool. Is Joe the world’s worst fishing Dad? Stop using speakerphone in public. The Poo Museum is here. Would you stay in a room with webcams installed? Thoughtful Troy’s invited to a wedding.