Back in the 80s, two teenage boys lived on the same road and became friends while playing arcade games at the corner store. It’s over three decades later and, to no surprise, they’re still not cool … and they still don’t care.
Are nudist colonies unsexy? Joe discovers his car was stolen. Are you too old to ride a bike? Salmon Rushdie runs into a knife multiple times. Were you ever hit with a wooden spoon? Monkeypox is being rebranded.