Welcome to the South Road Boys

16 houses separated them from the start

Nothing gunna tear these kids apart

Playing arcade games at the corner store

Two young lads just dreaming of more

Now they’re all grown up

and playing with big boy’s toys

But in their heart of hearts

They’re just South Road boys

#291 Bitches to Witches

We have major ginger ratio issues for our upcoming Live Show. Troy gets excited about the Michael Block story. LIV Golf – Awesome or Not? Joe’s joke book returns and we’re hesitantly excited. Troy has a sequel idea for the ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie. Is ‘Halloween Ends’ scarily bad?

#290 Universal Milking

Troy’s forecasting a holiday disaster. Who knew modern day Fairy Farming was so hilarious. Why have aliens stopped making crop circles? We visit the Edge of the World. Joe proves again that he’s the man in our relationship. A car is lifted to the heavens.

#289 A King Thing

We return to England for the crowning of King Charles. Join us for a pint or three at the official SRB Royal Marquee as we commentate on Charlie walking to the crown in the only way we know how… with utter silliness and stupidity.

#288 Blind Justice

Jerry loses his Spring.  Why doesn’t the ‘Love is Blind’ show have any blind people? Is ‘Blind Justice’ the best thing you’ve never seen? Joe plays a game that makes Troy MAD! Is Joe’s new segment any good? Which redhead has bedded 1000 women?

#287 Video Store

Have you ever been to Interlaken? It’s Anzac Day again. Joe has a major issue with a movie remake coming out. We miss visiting the local video store. Do you have PTSD from folding up roadmaps? We say goodbye to Barry Humphries.

#286 Prawnhub

Baseball gets musical. Does God hate redheads? Joe remembers a wonderful person. What would John Farnham do? NYC annoys the homeless. Is nude education a thing? Please google Prawnhub NOW! Should Airline tickets be weight priced?

#285 Troy vs. Wild

Joe experiences the great car flood tragedy of 2023. Troy has two near death experiences. What the hell is Liquikate? What happens when you combine Car Racing and OnlyFans? We remember the websites that kicked off the internet.

#284 All The Time…

Troy says something… all the time. An online witch-hunt gets out of control. We’ve found the way to stop unwanted d**k pics. Troy gets super ranty thanks to the Maccas drive thru. Is KFC too easy? Have you watched Good Will Hunting?

#283 Swords

Is Synchronised Swimming a female only sport? We love swords so much we even say the word correctly. Joe cuts socks off a Groom… true story! A Western Australian woman isn’t happy with her chicken salt. The USA rental market gets crazy!

#282 I’m a Dude Too

What the hell is the Reverse Hemsworth? A husband gets himself into a hairy situation. The world’s gone crazy as a woman is sued by a man for NOT wanting a relationship with him. Are instances of d**k pics on the rise?

#281 Tipsy and Toey

Why is Michael Douglas playing golf with his **** out? Is Joe a bit creepy? Are you a Camper or a Glamper? You won’t believe why a Teacher was fired in Pakistan. Do Theorists get it too easy? Troy has a full on dumb moment!

#280 Tassie Tiger Hunt

A Duck and Cat walk into a backyard. Are Mars Bars a victim of shrinkflation? Would you pay $19 to share a car with 999 people? Should the South Road Boys be on OnlyFans? We want to give away a car!!

#279 Night Views

Are Crows actually dumb? Will a Scarecrow scare away seagulls? Troy goes Left of Field with a pink flamingo and a nudie run. With rent prices going crazy, would you pay $70 a week to stay in a Melbourne apartment… with a catch?

#278 Shovel Free

Troy has his 50th Birthday bash and gets a mysterious gift in the post delivered to his parents’ place… What’s in the box?

#277 Air Wolf

Troy turns 50. What’s the go with the UFOs in the USA? Lightning hits Jesus… AGAIN! We have important tips for starting your own Cult. Troy finally understands why people have children. Should kids have phones at school? Joe has a Coke problem!

#276 Living With The Mathers

Troy gives Joe some shocking news. An ABC reporter gets on the wrong side of Joe. We create the best idea ever for a brand new reality tv sitcom with famous guest stars and a brilliant catchphrase. Troy embraces his inner Scottish Braveheart!

#275 Random Toy Roulette

We get nostalgic about the Playstation. Can you believe that Trump would cheat? Would you play golf at 2am? Reality matchmaking television has gone next level crazy. We propose a new match making venture of the future.

#274 Larry

Troy hates needles and heights… Now we find out what Joe doesn’t like and it’s making him toey. The Apple vs Android argument is back! The boys look at classic computer games that haven’t been made into a movie or a tv series… including the crazy Leisure Suit Larry!

#273 Hidden Gem

The Camping Gods give Troy the best spot ever! Joe also goes camping but not where you’d expect. Google tries to risk Troy’s life. A coastal “hidden gem” town would like to ban tourists. Should kids under 10 be watching an M-rated horror movie?

#272 Magical Vagina

A Hawaiian theme is announced for Troy’s upcoming birthday, Joe takes Troy back in time to see how he really feels about fancy dress parties and the mystical powers of Troy’s girlfriend’s vagina.

#268 No Tent Here

Depp Vs Heard is back for more. Does Joe need an image update? Can you punch annoying kids at Legoland? Troy throws hate on Ghost Campers. There’s a dumb Bob Irwin headline. Punk turns to junk. Wimbledon gets Rogered. Is it time to get the boobs out?

#267 Cello Cello

Welcome to extreme slot car racing. A Roadie is writing Erotic Fiction for our live show. Is Russia changing its tune? Joe rages out over a media assumption. Is being pretty a bad thing? There’s shocking surnames. We come up with an insane Buffy idea.

#266 Back In Time

The famous gay bar quiz is back. We review the reviews of gay bars. Schoolies is in the news but for a strange reason. Troy finds out that Joe knows more about the TV series Mother and Son than the average Australian. Next Live Show is on 22nd Dec.

#265 Fact Check

400m championship runner fails to keep it in his shorts. A woman dates a rag doll and he cheats on her! Twitter tick causes mayhem. World Cup begins in Qatar with a Budweiser ban. Troy’s angry that Neighbours is coming back. Chinese man runs marathons while chain smoking.

#264 Merman

Joe’s violently attacked in his own home! Will Twitter be the worst investment in history? Someone just won 3 billion dollars. Joe gets a Grade 6 reality check. Nudity makes a Splash on Disney+. There’s something fishy on OnlyFans and and lessons are learned

#263 Poo Monster

Are you a “No Nut November” contender? Troy discovers the legend of the Poo Monster. Is toilet advertising the answer? There’s brand new “Wetsuit Weeing” etiquette. Sometimes bigger is definitely not better. Lions escape and Birds break records!

#262 Michael

Troy fails horribly at accents. Does the world need some new blind musicians? If a radio announcer dies on air do you keep broadcasting? Could you go for years without washing yourself? A snake gets uber hungry and there’s a bridge over troubled water.

#261 Lick Your Phone

Do you Tinder on the toilet? Would you lick your phone screen? We apologise for the Squid Snatch Live Show catastrophe. Is after break up sex a good or bad thing? Tom Cruises into space for his new movie. Joe thinks Heidi Klum deserves some love.

#260 Spooktacular LIVE

We record in front of a LIVE audience with a Halloween theme. South American news gets weird. There’s 5 Things That Sh!t Me (about horror movies). Count how many horror movie titles Thoughtful Troy mentions. And prepare for the strangest Erotic Reading Roulette ever!

#259 What Are the Odds

Is Troy about to pull off a miraculous win? Is Joe about to commit sporting evil? How does a Chess Grandmaster use his arse to cheat? Can drinking beer make girls famous? Andre Agassi shocks the world. Our next LIVE SHOW is nearly here!!

#258 Prior to the Future

Troy is a geographic mess. A fancy dress 50th birthday is the event of the year. There’s a Doctor Who in the house. Wolverine is coming back. The future is here as KFC drone deliveries come to Australia. What else could we deliver with drones?

#257 Merle Drop

Our next Live Show is nearly here. Have you had an inappropriate accidental video chat? Could live funeral podcasts be the next big thing? Darth Vader retires. Who is the fourth Horsewoman of Apocalypse? We want an authentic creepy motel experience. 

#256 Operation London Bridge

We are unofficially the Official Podcast of the Queen’s funeral. Join us as we ask all the important questions – what’s written on the secret note? Who is the evil nemesis with the eye patch? Will someone try to steal the crown? What happened to Will’s hair?

#255 Nightwatchman

Why don’t Facebook post when you break-up, not when you start a r/ship? Joe’s Russian to admit he’s wrong. Math is bigger than sex in Amsterdam. Twins get weird. Did the royal family “Weekend at Bernie” the Queen? How will they go with Charles in Charge?

#254 Structural Integrity

Is Thanos a great kid’s name? Wasn’t Genghis Khan a fun guy. A female fighter flashes the crowd. Russian businessmen are accidently dying. Joe has a cold camping trip. Why is undressing so damn difficult? We are inventing a brand new bra design to change the world!

#253 Traffic Toasties

Troy tries not to swear in this episode. We remember 60 Minutes and Hey Hey It’s Saturday. There’s a Miss England Pageant travesty. Finland gets frisky. We have a spectacular business venture idea. Are Tassie Tigers back from the dead?

#252 King Shannan

Batgirl is cancelled and Flash has gone mad… DC is getting comical. Troy has time issues. A local man has built a castle in Tasmania to get his nerd on. Is Tomato Flu the next pandemic? A gender reveal is stripped down.


#251 FatWaWaNe

Are nudist colonies unsexy? Joe discovers his car was stolen. Are you too old to ride a bike? Salmon Rushdie runs into a knife multiple times. Were you ever hit with a wooden spoon? Monkeypox is being rebranded.

#250 Live at Penguin Beer Co.

Strap yourself in for over 2 hours of unmissable hilarity to celebrate 250 Episodes. Get ready for 5 Things That Shit Me, South American News, Thoughtful Troy, Erotic Reading Roulette and SO much more in front of a LIVE audience.

#249 Al Pacacino

The Commonwealth Games crash to earth with epic stacks, love triangles, and podium travesty. Is Alpaca racing here? Neighbours say goodbye. A horror cave is discovered in Tasmania. A Trek ends. Was Eminem cloned?

#248 Nod or Nob

Troy has multiple nerd-gasms as all the new Marvel releases are announced. Joe has knob issues. Is eyeball licking the next big thing? A Disneyworld brawl breaks out. Russia falls for fake cricket. Two Inches can change everything.

#247 Snow Joe

Troy gets recognised on a night out. Will people protest the upcoming 250th Live Show? To Troy’s surprise, Joe makes it through an overnight trek in the snow at Cradle Mountain and returns with survival stories.

#246 Make-A-Wish

Cradle Mountain wombats don’t think Joe will survive his hike. Would you wear a KFC sweater? A swimmer breaks records while another sinks. Who’s cooler… Musk or Cage? DJ makes an Ed Sheeran error. Joe falls for John Cena.

#245 Queen’s Scout

Paul McCartney gets royally roasted! Is the Queen too old for the gig? Did Troy take advantage of his Mum? People, turn your phone volume down. Strange Things are happening at Netflix. We’re scouting for a Grey Wolf.

#244 Troy’s Gestures

Remember MAD Magazine? Joe Spice Girl dolls are back. How big was 90210 in the 90s! A Wimpy Kid murders his mum! We create new ways to stop a home invasion. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife and daughter arrive on OnlyFans.

#243 Athlete Famous

We’re going to the Oscars. The scooters have arrived. The live show is getting closer. Pessimistic Joe is singing to the choir. Can a drone fight a war? Should footballers give social media the boot? Ginger is making a comeback!

#242 Prawntomime

What do Lesbians, Vegans and Crypto have in common? People lose their minds over sky mud. Joe’s training for Everest. Do you have a Hall Pass? What position were you conceived in? Have you fallen for The Crayfish Effect?

#241 The Gym Years

We dig deep into Joe’s hidden fitness past and secret rowing history. The AFL world is up in arms with umpire dissent so we try to fix it. Amber Heard hate hits a new high. We want to be on a jury. A new Live Show is coming.

#240 Blood and Honey

This week is scary. How horrific can camping with rabid wombats get? Can you bear a Winnie the Pooh horror movie? A tennis player attacks the crowd… apparently. The Royals lose the love. Is a 57 year age gap too much for love?

#239 Fiver Bestmate

Troy has a shocking sausage situation. The Joe & Jake show comes to town. Court gets an Amber alert. There’s a crazy wedding fail. Child actor sharks a new role. A Star Wars designer dies. Do you remember playing ET on Atari? 

#238 Great Macabre Bake Off

Can superheros and costumes take cricket to the next level? Does the internet ever forgive or forget? The boys also discuss the forbidden love of cakes and Madonna’s NFT.

#237 Dick Man

After experiencing the highs and lows on a trip to Melbourne has Troy decided to take up cocaine? We find out how some countries are trolling Russian embassies. The boys think Covid and the Ukrainian war might be over as the world stops for Depp V Heard. Then there is Dick Man

#236 Reverse Plunger

Do you profess your love on Facebook? We look at the lifestyles of cavemen – from hunting, to sexy pelts, and crazy cave births gone wrong. Troy finds a family of tree rats at his house. There’s some lovin’ in the town of Zeehan.

#235 PartyMelons

Troy goes critter crazy while camping and we invent the Possum Fleshlight. Joe experiences the Anzac Day spirit. Do you know the story of the One Man War? Is Shed Camping the new Airbnb… we present ShedCamp!

#234 Hire-A-Huntsman

Would you milk a Huntsman spider? Joe’s been utterly floored!! How dangerous is Tasmania. Troy’s releasing a Love Tips book. Have you ever picked up at Bunnings? Is 10 wives a dream or a nightmare.

#233 Big Kev

Get excited… it’s BIG Kev! Arghh… How annoying are top sheets! Troy doesn’t care about Bridgerton but Joe goes there anyway. We discovered a UTI nightmare. How questionable is the Pieface game?

#232 Coma Dream

Is our entire reality just Joe’s coma dream? What’s a useless superhero power. Cute quolls are actually murderous marsupials. Joe has Emu issues. Imagine re-entering the world after 68 years in jail. Bruce Willis retires from acting.

#231 Rocked Up

Joe’s making some hairy life decisions and things get rocky. Buddy’s 1000th goal is dead and dusted! Have you ever been slapped on the face by a big Willy? Should you be able to say anything you like on social media without repercussions?

#230 Have a Go

Footy’s back. How much money would it take to say yes to an Indecent Proposal? Will Deepfake videos change Hollywood? Should live Basketball be played in a nightclub? Joe goes camping again!

#229 Rear-view Russ

We overtake a big milestone and reminisce. Who will be the next Bond? The government dick up a new logo. India accidently fires a missile at Pakistan. A drug deal goes bad. Troy discovers a “Van”demic

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#228 Tip to Tip

Joe survives the Vid with Nicholas Cage. It’s Batman time. We say goodbye to two cricket legends. Neighbours leave us forever. The Bunnings sausage war begins. The Great Lake is conquered.

#227 Don’t Knock Back

The chainsaw was invented for childbirth, true story! Joe’s crazy criminal past returns. Troy needs a local exorcist. A baby is born on 2/2/22 at 2:22! Elon Musk annoys Russia. Would you marry a sex doll?

#223 Bangaversary

Are Prince Albert piercings bad? Joe gets weirdly sexy. The end of the world is coming… again. Can we close the gates of hell? Elon Musk gets flighty. There’s a Beatles dilemma. We say goodbye to Sega.

#222 Splunking

Music gets wiggly. Joe has a ball in Bothwell. Troy finds a Tassie cave. What is Splunking? 2021 Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced. We celebrate Meatloaf’s crazy life. Joe gets patriotic.

#220 Touting

There’s crazy Cricket Scores and Electric Scooter drama. Joe’s shady criminal past comes out. We look at the film, Once Were Warriors. Car Blockie culture is still with us, 3G is dead and buried, and a woman sues for being born.

#219 It’s Too Late

Betty White is out for 99 and it’s Troy’s fault. How uninteresting was 1922. Kiwis go up in smoke. Marvel Easter eggs are getting crazy.  Let’s move to North Korea. Would you buy a fart in a jar? Can you catch Flu-vid?

#218 Year of the Wizard

Xmas is done and dusted. Joe gives Troy a sexy gift.  Dr Who gets incestuous. We play… Wand or Staff. Joe Biden misses the joke. Troy finds a Crazy Girl Saloon. We look into space. The Stripper industry is reinvented. Desmond Tutu leaves us.

#217 Heil Santa

Welcome to our Christmas Spectacular with dumb Xmas jokes, pre-Xmas spider hunting, bad Xmas family photos and crazy Xmas stories. We recreate Xmas using Marvel characters and there’s unsexy Xmas themed Erotic reading.

#216 Super Cute

Winter Olympics get messy. Cricketer bowls out a whole team. Troy discovers the fine line between complimentary and creepy. The diary ends with props. Troy discovers weird new tech. We end with a mid life crisis and tales of lost love.

#215 It’s Growing

Joe gives Troy 20 questions to guess a movie title… and it’s an entertaining train wreck of stories, facts and movie trivia. Peter Cundall goes to the great garden in the sky so we find some dirt on Peter! Is Joe splitting up the South Road Boys?

#214 Matheropolidies

An OnlyFans couple get frisky in Florida in a cop car. A girl shoots herself in the vajayjay! Joe has a kayak catastrophe. A missing man searches for himself. British MP picks his words badly. Are Marvel ripping off artists? Netflix has a price rise! 

#213 Corgis are Rising

Joe goes arse up as a mad hatter. Where will the next Machete attack in Tasmania be? We recall our daring past. Are Killer Corgis taking over the world? Joe becomes a hiker with bush poo tips. Would you share a swag with a mate?

#212 Marinate

We compare your sex life to music releases and it’s a world changing moment. Female singer gives fan a golden shower on stage. Is Marinate the world’s sexiest word? We discover a tattoo disaster. Troy embraces change. Jenna the jailbird isn’t happy!

#211 Run and Poo

Joe is fully de-haired. Could you swim 10k every day for a month? What happens when you run a marathon and need a poo? Joe says goodbye to Allo Alllo. Troy has a shocking admission. A DIY drug sub is caught. We end with a monkey, a stripper and a child.

#210 GILF

Camping is back so we look at the strange, the weird and the crazy types of campers. We say goodbye to the legendary Bert Newton in Celebrity Deadpool. Have you heard of the German Scout Movement? Men rise up in the USA for the Small Dong March!

#209 Eye Mask

Could we be adventurers? Troy has issues with space travel. Are you enabling billionaires? Joe’s stage career begins. A film accident rocks the industry. Minecraft hits the headlines. The Zodiac killer is identified. Remember the VHS tape? We end with creepy stuff!

#208 Ray Moustacheio Jr.

Joe’s beard is gone and the moustache unmasking is here! The world goes crazy over Superman being bisexual. Troy nerds out over the new Batman movie trailer. A man reads 27,000 comics in 5 years. A gaming girl earns millions on social media platforms.

#207 Woggles for Days

Joe’s Cuboree trip raises questions… Are Cubs a Cult? How crazy can 500 Cubs get? Do Cubs dig 70s rock? Is popcorn a codeword? Did Joe survive the swag? Are Cubs crap at kayaking? Plus a Beard update, the Diary, a Halloween movie petition and Ryan Reynolds.

#206 Peri-Peri

Eminem has a bizarre new business venture. If Meat isn’t meat, why call it meat? Joe is just one dead chicken away from being a serial killer! The Cubs welcome Joe into their mix. Segway owner dies… in a segway accident. Donald Trump decides to sue Twitter

#205 High Sky

We have a beard update. Is Tassie the Gold Coast of the South? Grand Final night is over. There’s a crazy tattoo prank. A woman discovers her gynaecologist is her father. Captain Kirk is going for a real life space trek. Nokia is putting a phone tower on the moon!!

#204 Hot As Guts

Joe is a changed man as he realises his new beard is rubbing off in ways he didn’t expect. A quiz gets a bit hairy. Do you remember the Cannonball Run? Past AFL player, Russell Robertson, starts a South Road podcast war. Will the Woolly Mammoth live again?

#203 Saint Beardard

Joe’s beard is getting exciting. Troy’s dropping the kilos. Is Joe turning into a crabby old man? Did you know Van Damme was fired from Predator? We uncover a Disney conspiracy. A Chinese marathon runs wild. Xander from Buffy has genital paralysis.


#202 Goalball

We do an update on Joe’s beard and then get sporty again this week and commentate on the Paralympics. It’s the women’s Goalball final. WTF is Goalball? It’s a sport we’ve never heard of, never seen, and the competitors all look like Batman. LET’S GO!!

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#201 T-Pump

Get ready for an hour of extreme silliness. Do you know what a Vajankle is? An Indian man dies after gluing his genitals. Does the 1990 diary reveal any dark secrets? Could aerobics oz-style come back into fashion? We update on Joe’s beard growing adventure.

#200 Almost…

We’ve made it to 200 episodes! To celebrate we recorded in front of a LIVE audience for the first time, and then gremlins caused us to lose the first 40 minutes of audio. Nooo! But don’t run away. There’s still over an hour of laughs with an awesome crowd.

#199 The Grey Wolf

If Troy is a spy in a movie directed by James Gunn… he drives a Fiat, drinks Jim Beam, dresses like Magnum P.I, and has a nemesis named Black Mamba. Trust us, it’ll be amazing! Should we do commentary for old tv shows. Troy LOVES that Joe’s diary is back!!

#198 Near Your Woggle

Has Troy derailed Joe’s future? We have Drop Bear avoidance tips. Would you drink non-alcoholic gin? Are we the official podcast of the Olympics? Joe’s diary is back with a vengeance. We discover a horrific jet ski anal incident. A man finds WHAT under his house?

#196 Almost The Olympics

Joe disappoints Troy. Will #wristy4apodcast be the next big charity event. The Olympics take centre stage. How weird was the opening ceremony. What Olympic sports can unfit people win? We touch on Tassie controversy and finish with Joe’s school diary.

#195 Alaska State Troopers

If you didn’t break a limb when you were a kid, were you even living? The 200th episode is sneaking up and Troy’s Mum is coming. Remember Illusion Shakers? Troy thinks the South Road Boys should have a career change and be Alaska State Troopers!!

#194 We only know, what we know

We try to make the podcast gooder. Troy has three big issues with The Empire Strikes Back movie. Disneyworld has gator problems and gets a bit shirty. Black Panther returns from the dead. The school diary catchup continues. We send a virgin in space.

#193 Bikram Hot Choga

The 1990 school diary has a supernatural twist. Joe has a shocking admission about Freddy the Chicken and the podcast turns fowl. Why is Avatar 2 taking so long? Being a ghost isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Troy shares some mind-blowing Iron Maiden news.

#192 Silk Shirt

Imagine being handcuffed to your partner for 4 months. Joe has more exciting acting news! Let’s bring the Olympics to Tasmania. Life gets a little bit rocky in Adelaide. What the hell is Operation Ironside? Does Troy’s Stanley adventure end up a complete mess?

#191 The Flood

Troy discovers a surprise water fountain in his bedroom at 4am. Joe recalls a crazy storm in Melbourne and we create a Hollywood blockbuster. The South Road Boys save Joe’s acting career… true story! Get your live Episode 200 tickets. Where the hell is Weetah?

#190 Lizard King

Troy has some surprising visitors. The stripped down tale of the Lizard King surfaces. Dodgy drivers get into sticky situations. Joe pleads for people to do social media better! Troy does something he thought was impossible. A Live 200th Episode show is coming!

#189 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

Is Joe leaving the South Road Boys for a career on the stage? The controversial school diary returns. Who the hell is Clarence Carter and what was he strokin? What secret sex rule did the Friends cast have? Troy presents a relationship conundrum question for Joe.

#188 Nutting Hill

Troy takes a stand against Notting Hill… the train wreck of a movie starring floppy‐haired Hugh as the nice guy and Eric’s sister, Julia as the evil temptress! #CancelNottingHill Joe’s diary returns with some surprises. Why isn’t Tunbridge in Tassie a tourist attraction?

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#187 Buckets of Love

Troy goes to a gig and guess who picks him up? Sober Joe has drinking tips. Troy has an terrifying Gillian Anderson sex robot conundrum. The school diary reveals Joe’s shocking illegal past. Would Troy turn for Joe? We share Troy’s terrific Tinder profile.

#186 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 10

For new listeners thinking WTF is Erotic Reading Roulette, here’s the deal. We take turns reading Erotic Chick Lit (yep the rude naughty stuff) but every page is chosen randomly with no order so it’s complete chaos! Justin, we’re definitely not bringing sexy back!

#185 Upside Down Happy Time

We start silly with Summer Of ‘69, the Upside Down Happy Time TV show, and kinky elderly folk. Joe’s extraordinary diary returns. A song and Tasmanian history proves Troy is a complete numpty. Do you wear mittens during sexy time? China has a littering problem.

#184 Take An Arm

Happy Star Wars Day, Nerds! Marvel movies are back in a big way. Did you pay late video fines? We reveal the true criminal history of King Island and the one-armed people of Flinders Island. How cuddly are Great White Sharks? Is the past best left in the past?

#183 Dissapearaid

Jet setting Troy fulfills a dream with 78,000 other people and Joe does the dawn service, and then boys discuss the changes that are happening to the Simpsons

#182 InCOVID

Joe gets a little bit fast and Troy gets a little bit furious. Secrets are revealed in the diary. Is there a third South Road Boy? Joe gets a bit shirty with friends. The boys get Siri-ous. Troy’s going overseas. A Chinese family adopts a brand new approach to getting married.

#181 Long Joe Ray

Troy starts a bromance with a bathroom huntsman. Prince Philip doesn’t get to raise the bat, gone for 99. Troy’s Panther is not alive with the sound of music. The boys discuss the tough challenges of unclipping a bra and wonder if it’s time for a brand new design.

#180 Bullseye

The power is off so we end up recording in… a gym! After 2 years of trying, has Joe finally caught a fish? Troy turns pop songs into creepy stalker songs. Joe gets a bit excited over darts. Who puts blood in a shoe? Is the Gaping Goat yoga pose the next big thing?

#179 Groundhog Ghost

How inappropriate is The Goodies now? There’s a KFC drive-thru conundrum. The Suez Canal gets completely corked. Joe has a full flight wreckage rant. Should Marvel have less credit? Joe brings the joy back. Kong Kong returns! How do you sell your old haunt?

#178 Spider Brain

Joe is melted by music and Troy revolutionises the Triangle. Who won Bingo Bango Bongo golf? Nerds lose their minds over the Snyder Cut Justice League movie. Troy has a bizarre Thailand spider nightmare. It’s not as risky when getting frisky in Mexico!

#177 M’Lord

We invent Reverse Sport. Russians build a lifesize Mandalorian spaceship. Are Marvel comics art? Joe badly deceives the listeners. Are magazines dead and buried? Troy gets royally annoyed. There’s an AFL St Kilda conspiracy. WTF is Bingo Bango Bongo golf?

#176 Ford G’Daya

We marvel at the Marvel Universe. Troy goes adventuring and tells the tale of the lighthouse and the seal, discovers a new Ford, and climbs Mount Amos… or does he? Joe’s new outback show, Top End Ranga, is coming. Can a menu be sexist? Are the royals racist?

#175 Pells of Wisdom

March delivers us a new offering from Joe’s 1990 Student diary,  We have more fishing news from Joe and his son, Thoughtful Troy makes a return and tells a cautionary tale, The boys discuss a new TV show “Pells of Wisdom” (Starring Schapelle Corby and George Pell)


#174 MySpace is Back!

We reminisce about The Young Ones, Black Adder, Transvision Vamp & Wham. When Facebook gives news in Australia the finger they ironically become the news. It’s a conundrum… maybe it’s time for a huge MySpace comeback! Is Joe an adventure junkie?

#173 Fans Only

We mute Nic Cage! Troy’s birthday has the longest chess game in history. Imagine finding your parents on pornhub. Troy sniffs out some Covid. Joe shares parenting tips, bank robbery madness, shotgun wedding news, and a mystery letter from his sordid past.

#172 Crusty Russian Bag

Will Merle make a public appearance. Celebrity Deadpool loses a famous tradie. How many millions does it cost to travel into space? Horror movie take a wrong turn. Troy is nearly toast after a near death experience. Joe’s South American News gets a little raunchy.

#171 Deadpool 2021

Ryan Reynolds is the only person more excited than us this week as we kick off Celebrity Deadpool 2021 and present our newly revised crazy lists to the world. Also, an old friend does something unexpected for Joe and the silliness of the student diary returns


#170 Resistance in Fruit Aisle

We get nerdy and “cling on” to Star Trek with the Borg and Wil Wheaton. Joe discovers a favourite 80s movie is more rude than he realised. We delve back into the student diary and Joe’s teenage years. Celebrity Deadpool 2021 is here and it wants YOU!

#169 Wash My Hair

The Australian Open goes balls up as quarantined tennis players cause a racquet. Joe wants hives. We have some President fun. The Australia Day conundrum is discussed. Joe finds his 1990 student diary. What’s the mysterious scary noise in Troy’s house?

#168 Another Big Hint

Trump conspiracies thrive. What’s in the damn envelope that Joe waited 19 years for? The Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced along with three surprise deaths. Troy packs up his waterlogged swag and presents ‘Five Things That Sh!t me… about Camping!’

#167 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 9

The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we’re reading ‘Burning Urges’ again, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. When we throw silly voices at these sordid tales you’ll soon know the difference between horny and corny. PS…  It gets a wee bit sweary!

#166 Extinctify

Was there a last minute Celebrity Deadpool tragedy? A Christmas Monolith appears. A study of aliens steals Superman’s origin. Blockbuster gets game and makes a comeback. A new KFC gaming console keeps your chicken hot. What the hell is Ghost Camping?

#164 Christmas 2020

If you wear a mask, here’s some dating tips. Joe has bizarre Christmas gift ideas. Someone reversed into Troy’s Panther. We celebrate the legendary life of Charlie Pride. There’s German pandas, an African Adolf Hitler, and crazy South American news.

#163 Monolith

What is the CWA and why does Joe know their secret? It’s time to talk about the Monolith invasion – Is it Aliens? Artists? Terrorists? a Stunt? a Cult? Is it the Monolith Appreciation Society? THIS IS MONOLITHIC!! Would you name your newborn after a pizza chain?

#162 The Six Four Split

We nerd out over Star Trek Discovery. Troy invests more money into footy cards and it gets silly. Would you eat steak made from cells from your own body? Have you tried Black Pudding? What is a Capybara? There’s Maradona morgue mayhem. Is it Xmas time?

#161 I’m With Luke

Would you work as a Bathroom Attendant? The world needs Kiwi Batman? YouTube nerds are going too far. Would you attend a South Road Boys University? Troy sells two footy cards for a crazy $1300. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back again for rants and giggles.

#160 Guns & Haberdashery

South Road Cow-Boys enter the wild west. Joe’s t-shirt sparks interest. Allen’s lollies cause controversy with name changes, serial killers and conspiracies. What crazy sh*t would you do as an outgoing president? Don’t miss the funniest final 5 minutes EVER!!

#159 Joe Trumpet

We go tits up with a Boobs vs Man Boobs vs Fake Boobs debate. Did Biden bump Trump or did the people dump Trump? Trump finds four seasons in one street. A partying mayor in Peru fakes his own death. Remember to turn off Zoom with your gf in the room.

#158 Wing and a Prayer

Safe sex kicks us off. Joe gets a bit woke. Troy goes camping and earns a sunburn. We look at the industrial history of Burnie, Tasmania. Remember The Greatest American Hero tv show? Sean Connery, the original James Bond, leaves us. It’s US election time!!

#157 Barcelona 2044

This week Joe and Troy are talking footy, there are streakers, interesting choices in entertainment and Mr Gash is back and does himself a mischief
We say goodbye to James Randi  and Joe and his son go fishing on a canoe

#156 Don’t Shame Me

There’s a lot of shaming going on. We remember old school gaming and old tv shows. How kinky are penguins? How tasty would a panda parmi be? Can bees sting birds? Do aliens exist? Will Trump get another term? Dwayne “The Rock” gets rocked!

#155 Rumpology

Joe turns into a one-shot wonder then stacks a bike. Coles stops being a “super” market. It’s a HUGE Celebrity Deadpool week. Joe nearly worked for Van Halen. Can you tell the future by looking at someone’s butt? The famous Steakhouse or Gay Bar quiz is back!

#154 Take Me Home!

What’s up with Trump? Joe’s family take a trip and faceplant a sand dune. Troy finally solves the mysterious dog tale. Imagine waking to find your manhood gone. Want to win a trip into space? Here’s the best new bogan names. What’s the future of cinema?

#153 Vinyl

The audio has issues from 8min to 40min and we apologise but when you do an episode on old vinyl it’s bound to be scratchy! Hear what happens when Joe finds a box of vinyl from his childhood. We discover the weird, the wonderful, and the bizarre!!

#152 Send Helen’s

There’s American travels and Joe’s Pebble Beach golf course story. Troy goes to St Helens and cracks a windscreen, visits mountain bike trails, falls off the bike and gets super bloody. There’s some BIG Celebrity Deadpool News as Ruth Bader Ginsburg leaves us.

#151 B.M.G.I

Troy has a casino crusade. We lift the lid on the secretive BMGI and the mysterious shed? Who is Dave-O from Rave-O? Joe shares his Stabby story. Zombie Cicadas are attacking us. Captain America accidently shares a d*ck pic. Troy has some supernatural love.

#150 Distorted

We reach the big 150 and stuff it up! It’s a bit scratchy but still fun. Is Troy’s mum on the podcast? Did you know Troy is an author? How did Joe crash a golf buggy? Can we create a new tv show and win $50,000? Thoughtful Troy is finally back with some wisdom.

#149 Don’t Be A Hero

A mystery skyscraper appears in Melbourne. A lynch mob is after us. A supermarket hero shits Troy. We’re batty over Batman. A witch leaves Insta. RIP Chadwick Boseman. We want to direct a Black Panther prequel, Black Cub! Will pigs take over the world?

#148 Classic Chocolate

We get to know Lewis Capaldi’s awesome dad. What book/movie has Joe never finished? What’s your fave drunken sing-along song? The world is ending… again! Syphilis makes a comeback. You will not believe the Chocolate Ice Cream travesty we’ve discovered!!

#147 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 7

It’s more ridiculous than raunchy but Erotic Reading Roulette is back. We take turns reading Burning Urges, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. Strap on… sorry… Strap in for adult content told with silly voices, lots of laughs and totally unexpected outcomes.

#146 Karen Factor

#islandlyfe Is Tasmania the Fiji of Australia? Joe’s piercing story is awesome! We go Karen crazy. Are news reporters just paid Karens? What’s your Karen Factor? We want a Karen convention. Were Salem witches really Karens? We need Customer Support!

#145 Give Me A Hat

Imagine if the internet and phones just stopped – There’d be No banking, No Karens, No stockmarket and Riots. A teenager builds a bomb. Adele’s been replaced by a new person. Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period ends. Ellen loses the love. Who will win a Rode hat?

#144 Drunk Buying

A Roadie finds a mistake. Joe has an anniversary. There’s Celebrity Deadpool controversy! And get ready for the SRB Loot Crate with VIP memberships, Circumcision Kits, Poo Knives, Panda Suits, Dead Skin Pendants, a recorded Message from Merle, and much more!

#143 NaziGoring

Is Z the angriest letter in the world? Joe discovers a shocking “Wind of Change” song conspiracy. Is Elvis dead? The boys get futuristic with 100 Year Space Travel, Beer, angry Sex Robots, Ed Sheeran, Social Experiments, Twins, Aliens, and Births in Space.

#142 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 6

Light a candle, relax, and join us as we bring sexy back and return to the original 50 Shades of Grey. If you haven’t heard Erotic Reading Roulette before then expect the opposite of sexy. The pages are random, the reading is silly, the journey is unforgettable.

#141 Singe the Ginge

Joe’s leading Celebrity Deadpool and we let him have his moment. RIP Carl Reiner. We plan a Viking funeral on a budget. A Hot Dog eating world record is broken. MasterChef gets sexy. We come up with USA presidential options. Cats attack in Melbourne!

#140 Deadpool Trade Period

The big moment has arrived. Welcome to the first ever Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period. Joe and Troy go through their current lists and announce the trades. Who will be leaving? Who are the new additions? Be prepared for shocks, surprises and lots of silly fun!

#139 Post Vera Era

A pigeon, a turbo chook, a roo, and an owl TRY to cross the road. We’ve found a Stargate. How cool are Cambodian temples. Golf and beer are a perfect match. We say goodbye to The Undertaker. Celebrity Deadpool takes over with two new fatalities … and a cat!

#138 Ma’s Soup Y’all

Troy’s weekend leads to tough questions – what happened to the wombat, can you end a marsupial with a spork, and did the Cop have a Weber? Joe has a crazy dream and stupidly asks Troy for the meaning. Should comedy be censored? Is WW3 about to start?

#137 Fix Me

Did you ever hold a rabbit in family photos? Joe did. How the hell is Big Brother back. Should we hunt killer sharks? Remember Tiananmen Square’s Tank Man? An asteroid was meant to hit earth, but didn’t. Troy becomes a show stopper striking footy gold.

#136 Glabella

Troy’s got game again. Joe has an entire date day. Space gets x-rated and it feels musky. Riots hit the USA and Covid-19 is forgotten. Will Trump trump Twitter? A trucker takes a wrong turn. Social media gets mystical. Troy discovers some crazy new words.

#135 Social Distancing Darryl

Who cleans the satellites in orbit? Vader nearly wasn’t Luke’s father. What would you change if you could time travel. Did you know Sex dolls love sport. Have we solved the problem of no football crowds. Is Darryl the answer to all the world’s problems.

#134 Fingers Crossed

The beard has gone! Is Caveman erotica a thing? Joe’s a stuntman. Will Michelle Branch sue us. Is Vietnam the Covid-19 champion? Facebook avatars are stupid. Troy abandons Trump. There’s Celebrity Deadpool News! We’re starting a Penguin Walk of Fame.

#133 Babs The Barber

How’s isolation going for you? Could nuding up in public be the new normal. Will Troy’s beard survive Iso now his barber has retired. Do you miss the cinema experience? Are Murder Hornets just fit Bumblebees? Is Troy’s Dad going to have a happy birthday?

#132 Stag for Men

Would you prefer to be a Disney or a Hefner? We want a South Road Boys animated series. A mountain of a man lifts 501 kilos. Troy sorts through his comic and cassette collections. We have some Iso songs. Poo is back! Troy shares 3 favourite fun quotes. Have aliens arrived?

#131 Iso Date

Could Chris Hemsworth play Joe in a movie? Have you watched After Life? Joe has a crazy rant about online quizzes. Troy learns more about Joe with a first date quiz. What old TV shows do you love. Joe tries to get hip to new tunes. Aussie musicians entertain us from their homes.

#130 Shareflix

If Troy was gay would he take a side. Can we trust the government. It’s 420 day. Will China take Australia’s virgin? A plane lands on a Canadian highway. We want more in Isolation from Netflix so we’ve come up with Shareflix – and it’s amazing. Joe’s hands nearly made him famous.

#129 Puppet Podcasting

Troy’s been roofing on the ground. Joe holds a Covid-19 birthday. Can violent films be meaningful? We say goodbye to one of The Goodies and celebrate Tim Brooke-Taylor. What shows do you remember from when you were younger? How big will Troy’s beard get in isolation?

#128 Social Distancing Dad

We’re Covid-19 Skype-Casting. How’s your isolation going? We’re all doing things differently for now. Is social media driving you nuts? Has Trump got it right or wrong? Should Billy Ray Cyrus become a wrestler? Do you know how many spin-offs came from Happy Days?

#127 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 5

Erotic Reading Roulette is back! It’s a fan favourite and silly fun. We take turns reading pages of “Fifty Shades Darker” in no particular order with little knowledge of the story. It’s not sexy and it’s utterly ridiculous. Light a candle and grab a really strong drink … you’ll need it.

#126 Solving World Sports

How awesome are old B Grade horror movies. The USA discovers AFL. Will social distancing sport be the next big thing. We say goodbye to Kenny Rogers in Celebrity Deadpool 2020. We hope terrorists don’t take out Kleenex. What’s your favourite new way to greet people now.

#125 Greet and Meat

Our message reaches millions of people. Will we MC a Serbian wedding? What’s included in a South Road Boys VIP stadium experience. People are socially distancing in space. What are you doing on ANZAC Day? We remember things that make us happy.

#124 We Need A Country

Indiana Jones news will shock you. Our Facebook post is more viral than the coronavirus. We want to take over Serbia and have our own South Road Boys country. Troy helps a stranger. There’s a new Celebrity Deadpool leader.  Thoughtful Troy flu in with some advice


#123 The Kush

Joe shares a dirty secret? What’s Ashton Kutcher up to? Sport gets us a little excited. Remember Sir Mix-a-lot? The craziness of the Coronavirus reaches Tasmanian shores. We discuss a few movies. Joe sneaks in a wrestling story. Why are comedians such bad people?

#122 Nuts McGee

We finally saw the Space Station. Could we make the first podcast from space? A Flat-Earther crashes to Earth. Troy reveals his agonising Whitesnake tale. A South Road Boy does Sydney. Have you ever “boob dialed” anyone? Did Bravehearts’s William Wallace need a bumbag?

#121 Skynet

Have you seen the Space Station? Troy gets excited about Whitesnake. Joe holds a wedding and screws up that same wedding. Who the hell is Zac Jones? It’s time to be kind. Has Celebrity Deadpool changed Joe. Skynet is here for real and China is watching everything and everyone.

#120 Kirk Douglas

We want Joe Mather merch! Could the SRB start MCing weddings? 1994 was a great year. How big is Chris Isaak’s head? Joe hits new heights. A haunted Elsa doll won’t let it go. Troy has a terrifying nightmare. There’s huge Celebrity Deadpool news … RIP Kirk Douglas.

#119 Plurals

How awesome is Lewis Capaldi. Plurals are driving Troy crazy. Have you tried a Native American cocktail? Enjoy Joe’s egg tips. Remember the Challenger disaster? #DP2020 news is here. And to get you feeling romantic and sexy for Valentine’s Day, Erotic Reading Roulette returns.

#118 Olympic Specialist Podcasts

Are Aussie men terrible lovers? We go back to the 70’s for the true facts and apparently it involves Troy’s parents. Joe is surprised by an awesome gift. Should we crossbreed pandas with rabbits? Troy’s camping again. Will Joe EVER catch a fish? #DP2020 is in full swing!


#117 Double Dick’n

Troy swags it up and gets a little camp, Are you astounded by what a woman gets out in the middle of a flight? 2019 Celebrity Deadpool news and controversy + #DP2020 updates, and Joe and Troy come up with a new way to save lives.

#116 Filthy Greek

Troy’s playing cricket and Joe found a frisbee. What gift did a Roadie buy us? There’s heaps of Celebrity Deadpool updates. Is there new Flat Earth news? Joe is shocked by Troy’s surprise admission. We wonder about wombats. It’s camping time. Thoughtful Troy is back.


#115 Celebrity Deadpool 2020

We launch the new Celebrity Deadpool game. We explain the easy rules. We’ve included a July Trade Period. We announce our 2020 lists including politicians, musicians, actors, athletes & more and we want YOU to play too by sending us your list of 20 celebrities. Go on. DO IT!

#114 B.I.N.G.O

We want to be the Prime Minister’s new publicity team. Will the SRB become a worldwide franchise? Celebrity Deadpool 2020 is coming. Joe discusses tricky toilets, car camping, John Farnham, Lewis Capaldi, crowd surfing & festival games. Thoughtful Troy gives hands on advice.

#113 One More Dead

Celebrity Deadpool is coming to a controversial end. Do politicians suck? Is the Agenda 21 conspiracy real? Sheep mentality is actually good for us. Are the royals outdated? A man starts growing boobs. We want more female horror icons. Buffy’s awesome and now in HiDef.

#112 Christmas Special

We want a Harpist. Joe’s wife is a snake tamer. Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness? The Ginger Factory doesn’t make gingers. Joe has a unique Xmas gift list. What’s your fave gift? Discover the legend of Ivan Barnes. We end spicy with Erotic “Christmas” Reading Roulette.

#111 Slow Moving Blob

Remember Clash of the Titans? The Olsen twins have a sister. Bike Boy is back and very unfit. Are audio cables sexist? We challenge a major Christmas Parade conspiracy. How many Carols actually sing Carols? An unknown blob attacks the USA. Are puppets cool – Yay or Nah?

#110 Bamboo Droop

Have you watched The Irishman. Is Carrot Top bad for redheads. Are people more interested in being alarmed than about what’s actually alarming them. What’s Black Friday really about. Can we save Pandas before it’s too late. Just how much does Joe love Dolly Parton?

#109 Pig Fish

Troy discovers the Bubble Master. Miss Piggy offends. Dolly Parton’s sheep is cool. Is Joe the world’s worst fishing Dad? Stop using speakerphone in public. The Poo Museum is here. Would you stay in a room with webcams installed? Thoughtful Troy’s invited to a wedding.

#108 Ash Barnes

Are the parents of the South Road Boys organising a podcast intervention? The boys review the U2 Australian tour. Ever spent forever at an airport? We discover strange things you can you do with your ashes. Troy has a slightly sexy, yet ridiculously crazy idea for his.

#107 Adult Disneyland

Troy goes to Sexpo and Joe asks the big questions. Did you get a sex doll? Did you buy a cage? What wonderfully weird things did you find? Did you get a new tattoo? Did you meet your pornstar crush, Janice Griffith? What’s in the Sexpo showbag? And Thoughtful Troy returns.

#106 Click Bait

There’s Whitesnake news. Troy’s going to meet his pornstar crush at Sexpo. Joe shocks Troy and secretly joins a gang. Where’s the “Chk Chk Boom” girl now? Will a floating hotel start a nuclear war in both of the Korea’s? Troy has a rant about ridiculously crazy click bait websites.

#105 Really Dark Web

We start with nude cricket and Michael Bolton. Troy loses his mind over Whitesnake. Have we found proof of aliens on the dark web? Naked running ends badly. How smart are smart watches? Troy turns into Rocky. Imagine living for 123 years. Joyfull Joe adds some wisdom.

#104 Not Special, Halloween Special

BOO! Panda Wear is here. There’s circumcision reversal. Troy searches for a mysterious after party. Joe’s a terrorist suspect. There’s finally “5 Things That Shit Me” … from Joe. Enjoy Troy’s Halloween kill count. Joe thought about killing Troy. Joe remembers scaring imaginary people.

#103 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 4

It’s erotic. It’s sexy. It’s hot. But when we read it it’s none of those things! South Road Boys presents a new episode of Erotic Reading Roulette. This time we read random steamy pages of Haven of Obedience. Prepare for erotic ridiculousness … South Road Boys style

#102 Lyn

Teen Wolf Two or Too? Will Troy and Gillian Anderson Hook up? Troy digs into Joe’s sordid past. Climbing Ayers Rock comes to an end. Someone new dies in Celebrity Deadpool. A rapper finds trouble. Why can’t KFC salt their chips properly. Thoughtful Troy builds a bridge.

#101 Zero Alcohol

A hacker has a sex video of Joe and demands big money! Spider-Man’s back with Disney. Are Second World Problems real? Joe has an iPhone tragedy. Will Xbox make Sex Robots? Joe drinks a non-alcoholic beer. Would you let your kids drink it? Would you drive while drinking it?

#100 Live on the Lounge

It’s our 100th Episode and our first ever live audience! Celebrity Deadpool is reviewed. We have a Joke Off! Troy recalls fave moments. We read celebrity telegrams. There’s 5 Things That Shit Me. Wise souls give advice. Joe does a quiz. Hilarious Erotic Reading Roulette returns!!

#099 Dip and Squirt

Don’t tamper with your Willie. A magpie takes out a pensioner. The Queen takes one for the team. Woman wakes with a new language. Patient zero isn’t a hero. We get serious about depression and Troy shares a tough personal moment. Joe has another romantic movie fail.

#098 Pre-Claws

There’s creepy bear tales. Things get theatrical. The KFC pie is here. Do you have Facebook friend crushes? We remember 1995. We love the USA. We review a mystery movie. A gardener is mulched. Area 51 festival is coming. A vegan meats trouble. There’s a Thoughtful finale.

#097 Burnie Man

Burning Man is old news. We present Burnie Man! Joe recalls being an athlete. We roast penguins. A barracuda wrecks Kevin Hart. Coke addiction is real. Supermarket worker impresses Troy. Happy Father’s Day. There’s property purchasing tips. We remember the King family.

#096 Get About The Sprout

Are you ready for the awesomeness of Brussel Sprouts? Sprouts are sexier, tastier and more hilarious than ever before with Van Damme, Hugh Jackman and Russell Brand on board. We discuss weird fetishes. Joe loses a pussy and is locked in a Loo. Thoughtful Troy sees the truth.

#095 Thailand Tales

Troy’s back from Thailand with stories of beer conspiracies, massages, picking on the poms, pool peeing, the drinks genie, ball bashing, Rambo, squirting toilets, and escaping the Thailand Police. Joe’s found an albino panda. And Thoughtful Troy discovers martial arts.

#094 Erotic Reading Roulette

Like your podcast hot and raunchy? The South Road Boys do the unexpected and read 50 Shades of Grey. We randomly choose pages and discover total ridiculousness. What can possibly go wrong when two childish men in their 40s read erotic chick lit for the first time?

#093 Erotic Reading Roulette pt 1

This week Troy and Joe spice things up with a reading of 50 shades of grey, unfortunately Joe screwed up and the audio is now joined the other “missing tapes” but keep your ear out for part 2

#092 In Search of Ronald

Please Joe, stop singing. Troy has a near death experience. We want to remake He-Man and make it awesome. Joe’s son strikes gold. A hearse driver is a bit stiff. A clown starts a buffet brawl. Where is Ronald McDonald? We want to buy Snowtown and turn it into McDonaldland.

#091 Smurfs were the Smurf

Avengers beats Avatar. How kinky are Smurfs? We love Parodies. Joe tells his JuicePigs story. Troy goes Wombat hunting. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with Competitions, Toilet Duck, Unicorns, Tourists & Coles Minis. What did you collect as a kid? We end with unmissable advice

#090 South Road Baker

We add some sexy to the podcast. Joe recalls his TV marriage and then gets into some hot water. A baker steals our SRB name! Could Troy beat his Dad in a fight. Heavy Metal knitting is here. Joe once lost a bet and went blonde. Are you storming Area 51? Thoughtful Troy returns.

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#089 Camo Dome

Joe’s the man for emergencies. Would you have a Viking funeral? We celebrate walking on the moon and dogs in space. What would you do if aliens arrived? Did Martians invent sex robots? KFC have a secret menu. Body falls from a plane. Jim Beam mourns the big bourbon fire.

#088 Hatfished

Russian man can’t bear it. Have you been hatfished? Can you make yourself cool. How desirable is KFC. GoFundMe hits the news. Joe shocks Troy by saying sorry. Bees swarm the cricket. Streaming is taking over TV. The Logies lose the love. Lewis Capaldi is awesome!!

#087 Manly

Joe feels manly fixing a chainsaw. What does manly mean? Can you be manly? We discover lesser known celebrity siblings. Want to know if a dog dies in a movie? Would you stay in a clown motel? Stephen King nearly died 20 years ago. We end with a funny alligator stabbing story.

#086 Moist Lamington

Troy buys a guitar, writes a song, sends it to Joe. We consider releasing an album. We plan a world tour. We discuss our tour demands. Should movie reviews be banned? We take over the internet. Joe has a rant. There’s chicken coated in gold. Thoughtful Troy’s in a state of Nirvana.

#085 Bread Bread Cheese Cheese

Joe’s bringing Bum Bags back. We decipher crazy Portuguese sayings. We defend South Road. Joe recalls the bird in the mower story. NASA is hunting asteroids. Remember slot car racing? Girls bf sleeps with her Mum. Joe has a tennis rant. Would you worship Thor and Odin?

#084 Man Shroud

Hangovers aren’t fun. We remember famous cats in movies. Alien is 40 years old. Joe plays a new game called What’s in the Box. Every man needs a Man Shroud. Joe goes down memory lane. There’s Instagram fails and  a streaker. Thoughtful Troy gives Clive Palmer love advice.

#083 Gherkin Gym

How tasty are Dolphins? Joe tries to measure up in the toilet. Jetstar gets hands on. Jesse Teinaki has the voice. Don’t touch your gherkin in the gym. Joe gets a bit creepy. USA School training video gets shot down. Will Batman sparkle? Thoughtful Troy drops some wisdom.

#082 Put out your Medicare card

Joe’s been naughty. G.O.T ends. Troy hates online petitions. RIP Grumpy Cat. RIP Bob Hawke, but thanks for dying. UK Man eaten by a chair. Arnie’s back … is kicked. Sussan stores hit a gender nerve. Naked man takes his dead wife for a drive. Thoughtful Troy goes up a level.  

#081 Small Wins

Joe’s winning at life. An old man gets mobile. Golfers wife is a bit hit. Woman attacks man with a stiletto. Will genetic modification end civilization? The Footy Show leaves us. Joe has a ginge whinge. The last fake G.O.T spoilers are here. Thoughtful Troy tackles a hard topic.

#080 Kate was right … Again!

Troy discovers Spotlight … and cushions. Joe has floppy pussy problems. RIP Chewbacca. There’s a rich Baby on Board. The Sax Man from The Lost Boys is back! Vegans cause a blackout. A plague hits a plane. Joe has a tiny G.O.T fake spoiler. And Thoughtful Troy is on fire.

#079 Troy Tryouts

Population control heats up. Is whaling bad? Troy nearly dies in this podcast. Woman finds fortune in a piano. Flat Earthers plan a cruise. Woman wakes from 28 year coma. Protester glues boobs to the road. 5 Things That Shit Me is back! There’s an incredible G.O.T fake spoiler!

#078 Fairway Freddie

Podcasting saved my life. There’s the St Helens conspiracy. Joe hates team songs that lie but loves a movie quiz. Have you seen Sharknado? Do we hide behind Emojis? Testicle gets stuck in a chair. Thailand fights back. Coins and plane engines don’t mix. Fake G.O.T spoilers.

#077 Fake Spoilers

Tiger is back! We’re THE place for fake Game of Thrones spoilers. There’s a galaxy of Star Wars and Marvel news. Gillian and Troy get married. Peppa Pig terrifies kids. Comedian dies on stage after joking about it. Scrotum botox has arrived. Where’s MySpace Tom?

#076 The Shiv

A wrestler gets wrestled. A gymnast breaks a leg, and her other leg. Guy dumps his gf to play C.O.D. Avengers hype is high. We discuss toilets of the world. Lions eat on a poacher. Joe loves a good jailbreak. Troy tells the bird in the pussy tale. Thoughtful Troy talks Flat Earthers

#075 Troy You Were Right

We say #SorryNotSorry. Would you attend Fake Funerals? There’s Herpes in space! Should X-men be called X-People? Joe survives his first chainsaw. Women’s AFL is kicking goals. Are days numbered for Online Trolls? Thoughtful Troy addresses a serious Zombie issue.

#074 We’ll Meet Again

A mystery kicks us off and Joe gets emotional. There’s the craziness of April Fools Day gags with hilarity and gags gone badly wrong. We announce our Celebrity Deadpool lists and invite listeners take part. Thoughtful Troy helps the world with wondrous wisdom.

#073 The John Edwards Medal

We launch the Celebrity Deadpool challenge. Joe tells his embarrassing story. American Airlines gets under our skin. Woman forgets her baby. Samuel L Jackson is angry. Egg Boy gets smashed. Troy has Unicorn confusion. Would you wear dead skin in a pendant?

#072 Thoughtful Troy Pantomime

Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.

#071 The $30 Poo

Shit title … great episode! Stop giving kids dumb names. If you shared Momo, you caused Momo. How do you have a $30 poo? Parrot tells rescuer to f##k off! Cricketers tamper each other. 1989 songs turn 30. A whale appears in the jungle. Spider bites work better than Viagra.

#070 Flight Artism

Troy takes a Tassie road trip. Breakdancing comes to the Olympics. Pilots create sky art. Why isn’t Captain Marvel marvellous? Did you know the “I don’t like Mondays” song is about a massacre? We take aim at gun accidents. There’s a roving tattoo fail. Joe adds some Joy.

#069 Sex Facts … maybe

Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.

#068 Half Naked

Troy shocks Joe and podcasts NAKED! Nude cleaning hits the UK. We create a Mars Rover film trilogy. A woman is eaten by pigs. Polar Bears invade. Russia turns off the internet. Severed feet are washing up on Canadian shores. We end with a Naked Edition of Thoughtful Troy.

#067 Japanese BBQ Finger

We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG  tattoo fail.

#066 CSI Bondi 1935

It’s a BIG week. There’s a didgeridoo drinker. Gillian Anderson’s not sexy! Polly Waffle’s are back. We talk 1960s KFC prices & Slippery slides. Someone forgot where they parked their plane. A shark vomits up a human arm in 1935. Thoughtful Troy brings some wisdom.

#065 A Pod of Casters

Troy invents fake collective nouns. Joe offends Spinsters. Squirrels invade Oz. Joe has an emergency. Evie takes an axe to a 7-Eleven. Drugs are really bad. Banana breaks world record. Is Joe an athlete? There’s kamikaze frogs & KFC candles. Thoughtful Troy returns.

#064 SRB Reboot

We reboot and podcast in person. Joe gets speedy. Walmart woman drinks wine from a pringles can. We talk TV reboots. How bad is reality tv? Are TV cliffhangers good or bad? Joe’s fashion sense comes into play. Troy reinvents Bucks nights and Joe loves Dolly Parton. 

#063 Farewell Skype

Dating App photos are deceptive. WWE’s “Mean Gene” died. We remember Dr Hook. A wrestler uses a tampon to win. Joe beats a parking fine. A mum drives with child on the roof. The Bird Box challenge is crazy, so we invent new challenges. We say farewell to Skype!!

#062 Human Uber

Joe hates shopping. Troy goes golfing. Choose your own adventure TV arrives. Would you hire a Human Uber? We have the ridiculous baby names of 2018 like Hairry, Heavyn & Tannyyn. We play Steakhouse or Gay Bar. Transformers hit New York. Thoughtful Troy is back!

#061 On Tape

We have 2018’s top Google searches. Troy gets serious about suicide and wants our approach to change. Russia lies about robots. Amazon’s listening. Burglar sleeps with a corpse. Man finds Father’s skeleton 50 years later. A son finds his Dad’s ghost in his Xbox. We finish with Joy.

#060 Merry Roadie Day

It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.

#059 Joyful Joe

Tassie sun brings the burn. Avengers trailer smashes records. Who wants a SRB Xmas? 65 year old man identifies as 45. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Centrelink Mum of 9 wants 4 more kids. Have you heard of the Great Emu War? And who the hell is Joyful Joe?

#058 Bang for your Buddy

Mundine is mundane. YouPorn bans Starbucks. We launch the crazy #Bang4YourBuddy. Would you call your child Abcde? Tassie pilot falls asleep. Guy shoots himself in the groin. Russian woman falls for a fake Chris Hemsworth … and Thoughtful Troy is worth the weight.

#057 Conversions Start Riots

OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.

#056 Fifty Shades of Weather

The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.

#055 Trolley Man

Troy sees Sam Smith, Def Leppard & Rick Price and avoids the Melbourne stabbing. There’s new internet sensation, Trolley Man. Are GoFundMe pages good or bad? Are online petitions a waste of time? Dubai Police get Hover Bikes. And there’s awesome kinky advice.

#054 Naked Mole Rat

It’s Melbourne Cup time with silly horse names. The Jimmy Barnes life story is emotional. There’s weird animal sex facts like exploding genitals, sex-crazed dolphins, dumb pandas & sperm saving snakes! A Farmer breaks his neck. And a woman survives falling from a plane!

#053 Meaty Red

Joe tries to rant but it turns meaningful regarding fellow Tasmanian, Hannah Gadspy, and her Tassie upbringing. Roxanne gets stabby in Brisbane. Men are peeing in the streets of France. Troy rebrands Lion Air. Thoughtful Troy finds a perfect solution to gun control.

#052 The Skipping Dead

It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.

#051 Dan Saunders Night

Joe buys some … ducks? A stranger climbs into Troy’s car. The new female Dr Who is awesome. Troy can’t forget about Gene Wilder. A boxer knocks out a mascot. Dan Saunders finds a  bank account of free money. And there’s dinosaurs, vegans, and the Irish!

#050 Podiversary

We celebrate our 50th and remember the reality of where it all began, then chat about the ridiculousness of reality TV. Crazy shows like Bridalplasty, Dating Naked, Who’s Your Daddy, Kid Nation, Whisker Wars, and You Bum. Oh, and Wrestling comes to the MCG!

#049 Back Passage

Are KISS evil? Careful what you stick up your butt. Is Avril Lavigne dead? Howie has twins! Joe gets wanky in his shed. 1.4 million balloons cause chaos in Ohio. Scary Clowns return. How dumb can people be on quiz shows? Thoughtful Troy’s back.

#048 Only Offensive If You Let It

Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.


#047 India Calling

Indian Telemarketers stalk Joe. Remember Khamal? Who’s your Batman? There’s a footy fail. Don’t buy gifts on the Dark Web. Japan invent an elevator to space. The one boobed woman is here. Scary films aren’t for kids. And we end thoughtfully.

#046 Swoop TAG

Joe has an kick-ass Game App TAG idea. Troy wants us all eating Plovers. We wouldn’t have KFC without the Roswell UFO. Joe tells his crazy 9/11 Twin Garage Door story. And Thoughtful Troy finds the Clan of the Great White Snake.

#045 Rogue Sheep

Joe goes knowledge crazy. There’s silly Star Wars Sheep Puns. Troy hates heights. Dead Fish get new eyes. Sex Robots are back. A Sex Doll Brothel opens. AI’s getting too real. Careful what you name your kids. Twins marry Twins. And Thoughtful Troy is back with … lemons?

#044 End of the World

We celebrate female authors then talk Judgment Day and all things World Ending like Cults, Aliens & Asteroids. Martian Turtles think Troy is our leader. Crazy Computers will soon rule. Doomsday Clock ticks closer. Plus Sex Robots and eating Pandas!

#043 Genuine Copy

Joe has a proud dad moment. Meet the gentleman footballer. Car licking stalker strikes. Ferris Bueller car is for sale. Get married in Maccas. Did you know Joe was married on a gameshow? Ever been accidentally racist? Troy sets Joe on fire. And there’s boobs!

#042 Be The Llama

How bad are the missing tapes? A zombie runs a marathon. People can’t park properly. Troy’s a fake Leftie. Is it Parma or Parmi? We name the new Mars Rover. Does Troy have a secret child? Nerds get angry. Sean Connery’s a bad Russian. And … be the Llama!

#041 It Was All Yellow

It’s a weird week. One-Nut Nazi breakfast cereal. A bomb scare in Brisbane. Picard returns to Star Trek. The Wiggles split up! Organic burial pods are here. Joe’s donating his body to science. Troy wants to be stuffed. And what the hell is a Frile?

#040 Sexy Hedge

Massages aren’t always sexy but sex with a hedge is awesome! AFL commentator drops the F bomb. Man steals millions from Maccas. Thoughtful Troy solves sock dilemma. RIP to 3 classic wrestlers. Your photos suck so stop taking them!

#039 Don’t Shoot People

We love National Pies. Trump tweet-attacks Iran. Disney sacks James Gunn over old tweets. Who decides what’s funny or offensive? Troy takes over and nerds out with San Diego Comic Con. The Panther arrives. And guns are bad … in friendly Canada!

#038 Burst Sausage

This week Joe does himself a mischief and ends up at 3 hospitals. Then both the boys tell stories of cuts, bumps and broken bones from their past. So things get a bit ouchie

#037 Stripizza

It’s a crazy week! Operation Noah. What if your Dad wrote a porno. Sex and machetes don’t mix. Basketball brawling. Flying Hot Dog attacks a woman. We combine pizza delivery and strippers to get rich. And there’s Thoughtful Troy’s Tim Tam principle.

#036 U.F.Oh!

It’s an alien episode! Scully is conned. You can gamble on aliens. UFO evidence goes back centuries. War of the Worlds and drugs don’t mix. Are Aliens friendly? Was the 1966 Aussie sighting a conspiracy? Thoughtful Troy probes the people. The truth is out there.

#035 Old Man Troy

We’re THUNDERSTRUCK! Dark Mofo is here. Seasons confuse Flat Earthers. Crown Casino has a secret morgue. ‘5 Things That Shit Me’ returns. Penguins want revenge. Comic Book Men show ends and Thoughtful Troy adds wisdom.

#034 Two Inches of Gravel Rash

It’s a HUGE episode! Nude hiking. A Snake eats a woman. Wrestling comes to the MCG. Rod Stewart seduces Joe’s Mum. The Rock rules the world. Hipsters are stupid. Troy eats people. Was Fritz a bad Nazi. And Kimmy K for President.

#033 I Had a Dream, Joe

Royal public holidays are awesome. Human males are ugly and peacocks suck. What superpower would you want? OMG Top Gun 2 is coming. Joe snaps off another shit story. The Karate Kid is back. Troy has a crazy confusing dream.

#032 Disney on ICE

We’re getting older but don’t feel it. We talk parenting … SRB style! There’s crazy stories of failure. Joe’s Disney tale hits the ice. A pussy causes gun death. Imagine no more Google maps? A teacher gets shitty and we lose all maturity.

#031 Silence of the Moth

We have burger love. Marvel Stadium’s coming to Melbourne. Could Joe and Troy be superheroes? Troy tells his hilarious moth story! There’s balloon terror. What’s up with Pluto? Joe talks guns and we end quite Thoughtful.

#030 Royal Muggins

There’s hookers and Star Wars and young Lando steals Troy’s name. Then everything goes royally wrong! Will Harry kill his family? Social media goes dress crazy. We love the Rev. And Flat Earthers now believe the planet is like … Pac-man!

#029 SRB 2019

Joe recalls live wrestling in a Melbourne Chinese restaurant. JK Rowling Euro tweets. Old Fart Gaming is here. Grumpy Troy tackles Asian drivers, online reviews, sequels, teaser trailers and #flujabselfie on “5 Things That Shit Me.”

#028 Howie

Our first ever guest brings the crazy. Joe sets Troy up to lose a quiz because Howie knows it all! A guy’s manhood is transplanted. Do the elderly use Tinder? Howie tells the spooning Troy story. A Nazi goes postal and we love Pavlova.

#027 Coming Out

Joe loses his mind over hipsters. Coffee shops get confusing and Joe shares his gay bar past. A teenage bully gets taken down by a Dad. Do Ethiopians love Barley sugar? Troy goes to the deadly dentist … and then gets Thoughtful.

#026 Mr Gash

Who is Mr Gash? Joe needs to let Frozen go. The SRB have a serious #skypehug moment. ABBA – awesome or awful? There’s TV remakes, Big Cox and Safety Tweeting. Joe rants about a Chinese Zoo and Thoughtful Troy is back.

#025 I Need to be a Man

Packer packs up the cricket. Joe wants to man up. There’s a Flat Earth convention in Canada. KFC gets sexy. Are Pajamas cool? We remember Skippy, but not how you think. Joe has Alpaca hate and Thoughtful Troy returns to help you all.

#024 Gettin Jiggy Wit It

There’s cheese, drugs and the great 2018 sewing massacre. Don’t miss the circumcision golf puns. What’s the Will Smith game? We have a complete Smith overload. The English language is annoying and Thoughtful Troy loses the plot.

#023 Addicted to Love

Bike Boy rides on, a Cheetah attacks, and vinyl sales rise. Joe’s crazy misheard song lyrics crack us up. We discuss good and really bad movie sequels. 5 things that shit me makes a return and there’s the teachings of Thoughtful Troy!

#022 Siamese Dick

What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.

#021 Let’s Laugh Day

Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.

#020 Thoughtful Troy

Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!

#019 Cwopy Wyite

Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.

#018 Shiver with Antici….

Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?

#017 Shoot ‘em OFF!!

Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!

#016 Tenuous Technology

Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!

#015 Twenty Roadies

Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.

The Ginger Net 

#014 Identify as Panda

Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?

#013 Fresh Prints

New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!

#012 Glampire

The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!

#011 Wonderfuss

Boxing Day has nothing to do with boxing. Singer Sam Smith was once Simon Smith. You heard it here first! LAST JEDI SPOILERS AHEAD. Star Wars fans turn to the dark side. Chewbacca’s mum is a Chernobyl ewok. Kylo Ren pulls out on his mum. Troy tells the best joke ever … maybe!

#010 Christmas Special

We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit  him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?

#009 Hashtag#Hashtag

Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.

#008 One sided story (The Missing Tapes)

Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.

So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger

(Missing Tapes)

Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.

#007 Butt Whistle

South Road Boys #007 Butt Whistle

Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.

#006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

BANG! the South Road boys are back

South Road Boys #006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.

#004 Hello Ween

Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again

South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween 

How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!

#003 The Show must go on

3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure

South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on

Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?

#002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….

South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!

#001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Welcome to the South Road Boys Podcast

Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…

South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.