Back in the 80s, two teenage boys lived on the same road and became friends while playing arcade games at the corner store. It’s over three decades later and, to no surprise, they’re still not cool … and they still don’t care.
16 houses separated them from the start
Nothing gunna tear these kids apart
Playing arcade games at the corner store
Two young lads just dreaming of more
Now they’re all grown up
and playing with big boy’s toys
But in their heart of hearts
They’re just South Road boys
Joe wants a Stand In while Troy’s overseas. An OnlyFans story gets creepy. What’s up with the craziness of A.I… Will sex robots take over? Did A.I actually write 50 Shades of Grey? Can A.I help you get rid of a body? Well A.I create a better A.I? Will Terminators end up ruling the world?
We have major ginger ratio issues for our upcoming Live Show. Troy gets excited about the Michael Block story. LIV Golf – Awesome or Not? Joe’s joke book returns and we’re hesitantly excited. Troy has a sequel idea for the ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie. Is ‘Halloween Ends’ scarily bad?
Troy’s forecasting a holiday disaster. Who knew modern day Fairy Farming was so hilarious. Why have aliens stopped making crop circles? We visit the Edge of the World. Joe proves again that he’s the man in our relationship. A car is lifted to the heavens. 
We return to England for the crowning of King Charles. Join us for a pint or three at the official SRB Royal Marquee as we commentate on Charlie walking to the crown in the only way we know how… with utter silliness and stupidity.
Jerry loses his Spring. Why doesn’t the ‘Love is Blind’ show have any blind people? Is ‘Blind Justice’ the best thing you’ve never seen? Joe plays a game that makes Troy MAD! Is Joe’s new segment any good? Which redhead has bedded 1000 women?
Have you ever been to Interlaken? It’s Anzac Day again. Joe has a major issue with a movie remake coming out. We miss visiting the local video store. Do you have PTSD from folding up roadmaps? We say goodbye to Barry Humphries.
Baseball gets musical. Does God hate redheads? Joe remembers a wonderful person. What would John Farnham do? NYC annoys the homeless. Is nude education a thing? Please google Prawnhub NOW! Should Airline tickets be weight priced?
Joe experiences the great car flood tragedy of 2023. Troy has two near death experiences. What the hell is Liquikate? What happens when you combine Car Racing and OnlyFans? We remember the websites that kicked off the internet.
Troy says something… all the time. An online witch-hunt gets out of control. We’ve found the way to stop unwanted d**k pics. Troy gets super ranty thanks to the Maccas drive thru. Is KFC too easy? Have you watched Good Will Hunting?
Is Synchronised Swimming a female only sport? We love swords so much we even say the word correctly. Joe cuts socks off a Groom… true story! A Western Australian woman isn’t happy with her chicken salt. The USA rental market gets crazy!
What the hell is the Reverse Hemsworth? A husband gets himself into a hairy situation. The world’s gone crazy as a woman is sued by a man for NOT wanting a relationship with him. Are instances of d**k pics on the rise?
Why is Michael Douglas playing golf with his **** out? Is Joe a bit creepy? Are you a Camper or a Glamper? You won’t believe why a Teacher was fired in Pakistan. Do Theorists get it too easy? Troy has a full on dumb moment!
A Duck and Cat walk into a backyard. Are Mars Bars a victim of shrinkflation? Would you pay $19 to share a car with 999 people? Should the South Road Boys be on OnlyFans? We want to give away a car!!
Are Crows actually dumb? Will a Scarecrow scare away seagulls? Troy goes Left of Field with a pink flamingo and a nudie run. With rent prices going crazy, would you pay $70 a week to stay in a Melbourne apartment… with a catch?
Troy has his 50th Birthday bash and gets a mysterious gift in the post delivered to his parents’ place… What’s in the box?
Troy turns 50. What’s the go with the UFOs in the USA? Lightning hits Jesus… AGAIN! We have important tips for starting your own Cult. Troy finally understands why people have children. Should kids have phones at school? Joe has a Coke problem!
Troy gives Joe some shocking news. An ABC reporter gets on the wrong side of Joe. We create the best idea ever for a brand new reality tv sitcom with famous guest stars and a brilliant catchphrase. Troy embraces his inner Scottish Braveheart!
We get nostalgic about the Playstation. Can you believe that Trump would cheat? Would you play golf at 2am? Reality matchmaking television has gone next level crazy. We propose a new match making venture of the future.
Troy hates needles and heights… Now we find out what Joe doesn’t like and it’s making him toey. The Apple vs Android argument is back! The boys look at classic computer games that haven’t been made into a movie or a tv series… including the crazy Leisure Suit Larry!
The Camping Gods give Troy the best spot ever! Joe also goes camping but not where you’d expect. Google tries to risk Troy’s life. A coastal “hidden gem” town would like to ban tourists. Should kids under 10 be watching an M-rated horror movie?
A Hawaiian theme is announced for Troy’s upcoming birthday, Joe takes Troy back in time to see how he really feels about fancy dress parties and the mystical powers of Troy’s girlfriend’s vagina.
The boys are out living their best lives so all you get is just the Tip.
Can Pop culture, the internet and kindness exist together?
Part 2 of the Christmas special has the boys read the erotic writings from listners of the show
Join the boys at Penguin Beer Co. for part one of their live Christmas Show!
Depp Vs Heard is back for more. Does Joe need an image update? Can you punch annoying kids at Legoland? Troy throws hate on Ghost Campers. There’s a dumb Bob Irwin headline. Punk turns to junk. Wimbledon gets Rogered. Is it time to get the boobs out?
Welcome to extreme slot car racing. A Roadie is writing Erotic Fiction for our live show. Is Russia changing its tune? Joe rages out over a media assumption. Is being pretty a bad thing? There’s shocking surnames. We come up with an insane Buffy idea.
The famous gay bar quiz is back. We review the reviews of gay bars. Schoolies is in the news but for a strange reason. Troy finds out that Joe knows more about the TV series Mother and Son than the average Australian. Next Live Show is on 22nd Dec.
400m championship runner fails to keep it in his shorts. A woman dates a rag doll and he cheats on her! Twitter tick causes mayhem. World Cup begins in Qatar with a Budweiser ban. Troy’s angry that Neighbours is coming back. Chinese man runs marathons while chain smoking.
Joe’s violently attacked in his own home! Will Twitter be the worst investment in history? Someone just won 3 billion dollars. Joe gets a Grade 6 reality check. Nudity makes a Splash on Disney+. There’s something fishy on OnlyFans and and lessons are learned
Are you a “No Nut November” contender? Troy discovers the legend of the Poo Monster. Is toilet advertising the answer? There’s brand new “Wetsuit Weeing” etiquette. Sometimes bigger is definitely not better. Lions escape and Birds break records!
Troy fails horribly at accents. Does the world need some new blind musicians? If a radio announcer dies on air do you keep broadcasting? Could you go for years without washing yourself? A snake gets uber hungry and there’s a bridge over troubled water.
Do you Tinder on the toilet? Would you lick your phone screen? We apologise for the Squid Snatch Live Show catastrophe. Is after break up sex a good or bad thing? Tom Cruises into space for his new movie. Joe thinks Heidi Klum deserves some love.
We record in front of a LIVE audience with a Halloween theme. South American news gets weird. There’s 5 Things That Sh!t Me (about horror movies). Count how many horror movie titles Thoughtful Troy mentions. And prepare for the strangest Erotic Reading Roulette ever!
Is Troy about to pull off a miraculous win? Is Joe about to commit sporting evil? How does a Chess Grandmaster use his arse to cheat? Can drinking beer make girls famous? Andre Agassi shocks the world. Our next LIVE SHOW is nearly here!!
Troy is a geographic mess. A fancy dress 50th birthday is the event of the year. There’s a Doctor Who in the house. Wolverine is coming back. The future is here as KFC drone deliveries come to Australia. What else could we deliver with drones?
Our next Live Show is nearly here. Have you had an inappropriate accidental video chat? Could live funeral podcasts be the next big thing? Darth Vader retires. Who is the fourth Horsewoman of Apocalypse? We want an authentic creepy motel experience.
We are unofficially the Official Podcast of the Queen’s funeral. Join us as we ask all the important questions – what’s written on the secret note? Who is the evil nemesis with the eye patch? Will someone try to steal the crown? What happened to Will’s hair?
Why don’t Facebook post when you break-up, not when you start a r/ship? Joe’s Russian to admit he’s wrong. Math is bigger than sex in Amsterdam. Twins get weird. Did the royal family “Weekend at Bernie” the Queen? How will they go with Charles in Charge?
Is Thanos a great kid’s name? Wasn’t Genghis Khan a fun guy. A female fighter flashes the crowd. Russian businessmen are accidently dying. Joe has a cold camping trip. Why is undressing so damn difficult? We are inventing a brand new bra design to change the world!
Troy tries not to swear in this episode. We remember 60 Minutes and Hey Hey It’s Saturday. There’s a Miss England Pageant travesty. Finland gets frisky. We have a spectacular business venture idea. Are Tassie Tigers back from the dead?
Batgirl is cancelled and Flash has gone mad… DC is getting comical. Troy has time issues. A local man has built a castle in Tasmania to get his nerd on. Is Tomato Flu the next pandemic? A gender reveal is stripped down.
Are nudist colonies unsexy? Joe discovers his car was stolen. Are you too old to ride a bike? Salmon Rushdie runs into a knife multiple times. Were you ever hit with a wooden spoon? Monkeypox is being rebranded.
Strap yourself in for over 2 hours of unmissable hilarity to celebrate 250 Episodes. Get ready for 5 Things That Shit Me, South American News, Thoughtful Troy, Erotic Reading Roulette and SO much more in front of a LIVE audience.
The Commonwealth Games crash to earth with epic stacks, love triangles, and podium travesty. Is Alpaca racing here? Neighbours say goodbye. A horror cave is discovered in Tasmania. A Trek ends. Was Eminem cloned?
Troy has multiple nerd-gasms as all the new Marvel releases are announced. Joe has knob issues. Is eyeball licking the next big thing? A Disneyworld brawl breaks out. Russia falls for fake cricket. Two Inches can change everything.
Troy gets recognised on a night out. Will people protest the upcoming 250th Live Show? To Troy’s surprise, Joe makes it through an overnight trek in the snow at Cradle Mountain and returns with survival stories.
Cradle Mountain wombats don’t think Joe will survive his hike. Would you wear a KFC sweater? A swimmer breaks records while another sinks. Who’s cooler… Musk or Cage? DJ makes an Ed Sheeran error. Joe falls for John Cena.
Paul McCartney gets royally roasted! Is the Queen too old for the gig? Did Troy take advantage of his Mum? People, turn your phone volume down. Strange Things are happening at Netflix. We’re scouting for a Grey Wolf.
Remember MAD Magazine? Joe Spice Girl dolls are back. How big was 90210 in the 90s! A Wimpy Kid murders his mum! We create new ways to stop a home invasion. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife and daughter arrive on OnlyFans.
We’re going to the Oscars. The scooters have arrived. The live show is getting closer. Pessimistic Joe is singing to the choir. Can a drone fight a war? Should footballers give social media the boot? Ginger is making a comeback!
What do Lesbians, Vegans and Crypto have in common? People lose their minds over sky mud. Joe’s training for Everest. Do you have a Hall Pass? What position were you conceived in? Have you fallen for The Crayfish Effect?
We dig deep into Joe’s hidden fitness past and secret rowing history. The AFL world is up in arms with umpire dissent so we try to fix it. Amber Heard hate hits a new high. We want to be on a jury. A new Live Show is coming.
This week is scary. How horrific can camping with rabid wombats get? Can you bear a Winnie the Pooh horror movie? A tennis player attacks the crowd… apparently. The Royals lose the love. Is a 57 year age gap too much for love?
Troy has a shocking sausage situation. The Joe & Jake show comes to town. Court gets an Amber alert. There’s a crazy wedding fail. Child actor sharks a new role. A Star Wars designer dies. Do you remember playing ET on Atari?
Can superheros and costumes take cricket to the next level? Does the internet ever forgive or forget? The boys also discuss the forbidden love of cakes and Madonna’s NFT.
After experiencing the highs and lows on a trip to Melbourne has Troy decided to take up cocaine? We find out how some countries are trolling Russian embassies. The boys think Covid and the Ukrainian war might be over as the world stops for Depp V Heard. Then there is Dick Man
Do you profess your love on Facebook? We look at the lifestyles of cavemen – from hunting, to sexy pelts, and crazy cave births gone wrong. Troy finds a family of tree rats at his house. There’s some lovin’ in the town of Zeehan.
Troy goes critter crazy while camping and we invent the Possum Fleshlight. Joe experiences the Anzac Day spirit. Do you know the story of the One Man War? Is Shed Camping the new Airbnb… we present ShedCamp!
Would you milk a Huntsman spider? Joe’s been utterly floored!! How dangerous is Tasmania. Troy’s releasing a Love Tips book. Have you ever picked up at Bunnings? Is 10 wives a dream or a nightmare.
Get excited… it’s BIG Kev! Arghh… How annoying are top sheets! Troy doesn’t care about Bridgerton but Joe goes there anyway. We discovered a UTI nightmare. How questionable is the Pieface game?
Is our entire reality just Joe’s coma dream? What’s a useless superhero power. Cute quolls are actually murderous marsupials. Joe has Emu issues. Imagine re-entering the world after 68 years in jail. Bruce Willis retires from acting.
Joe’s making some hairy life decisions and things get rocky. Buddy’s 1000th goal is dead and dusted! Have you ever been slapped on the face by a big Willy? Should you be able to say anything you like on social media without repercussions?
Footy’s back. How much money would it take to say yes to an Indecent Proposal? Will Deepfake videos change Hollywood? Should live Basketball be played in a nightclub? Joe goes camping again!
We overtake a big milestone and reminisce. Who will be the next Bond? The government dick up a new logo. India accidently fires a missile at Pakistan. A drug deal goes bad. Troy discovers a “Van”demic
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Joe survives the Vid with Nicholas Cage. It’s Batman time. We say goodbye to two cricket legends. Neighbours leave us forever. The Bunnings sausage war begins. The Great Lake is conquered.
The chainsaw was invented for childbirth, true story! Joe’s crazy criminal past returns. Troy needs a local exorcist. A baby is born on 2/2/22 at 2:22! Elon Musk annoys Russia. Would you marry a sex doll?
Charles gives Covid to the Queen. Deadpool winner gets excited. We have E-Scooter news. We help market Starlight Coke. Amazon boss gets egged. There’s scary penis news. Thoughtful Troy is back!
We’re back at the Winter Olympics and commentating the women’s Biathlon – a sport so mundane we hardly mention it! Instead there’s 98 year old saxophonists, the Denmark danger zone and wedding anniversary Births.
We know two things about the Winter Olympics… there’s lots of sports, and it’s really cold!! So we commentate two sports in typical South Road Boys crazy style. Grab a coat and join us for some silly fun.
Are Prince Albert piercings bad? Joe gets weirdly sexy. The end of the world is coming… again. Can we close the gates of hell? Elon Musk gets flighty. There’s a Beatles dilemma. We say goodbye to Sega.
Music gets wiggly. Joe has a ball in Bothwell. Troy finds a Tassie cave. What is Splunking? 2021 Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced. We celebrate Meatloaf’s crazy life. Joe gets patriotic.
The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we’re going deep back inside ‘Burning Urges’, a book chock full of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. We try to make it as sexy as we can…. if that gets you across the line then seek help now!
There’s crazy Cricket Scores and Electric Scooter drama. Joe’s shady criminal past comes out. We look at the film, Once Were Warriors. Car Blockie culture is still with us, 3G is dead and buried, and a woman sues for being born.
Betty White is out for 99 and it’s Troy’s fault. How uninteresting was 1922. Kiwis go up in smoke. Marvel Easter eggs are getting crazy. Let’s move to North Korea. Would you buy a fart in a jar? Can you catch Flu-vid?
Xmas is done and dusted. Joe gives Troy a sexy gift. Dr Who gets incestuous. We play… Wand or Staff. Joe Biden misses the joke. Troy finds a Crazy Girl Saloon. We look into space. The Stripper industry is reinvented. Desmond Tutu leaves us.
Welcome to our Christmas Spectacular with dumb Xmas jokes, pre-Xmas spider hunting, bad Xmas family photos and crazy Xmas stories. We recreate Xmas using Marvel characters and there’s unsexy Xmas themed Erotic reading.
Winter Olympics get messy. Cricketer bowls out a whole team. Troy discovers the fine line between complimentary and creepy. The diary ends with props. Troy discovers weird new tech. We end with a mid life crisis and tales of lost love.
Joe gives Troy 20 questions to guess a movie title… and it’s an entertaining train wreck of stories, facts and movie trivia. Peter Cundall goes to the great garden in the sky so we find some dirt on Peter! Is Joe splitting up the South Road Boys?
An OnlyFans couple get frisky in Florida in a cop car. A girl shoots herself in the vajayjay! Joe has a kayak catastrophe. A missing man searches for himself. British MP picks his words badly. Are Marvel ripping off artists? Netflix has a price rise!
Joe goes arse up as a mad hatter. Where will the next Machete attack in Tasmania be? We recall our daring past. Are Killer Corgis taking over the world? Joe becomes a hiker with bush poo tips. Would you share a swag with a mate?
We compare your sex life to music releases and it’s a world changing moment. Female singer gives fan a golden shower on stage. Is Marinate the world’s sexiest word? We discover a tattoo disaster. Troy embraces change. Jenna the jailbird isn’t happy!
Joe is fully de-haired. Could you swim 10k every day for a month? What happens when you run a marathon and need a poo? Joe says goodbye to Allo Alllo. Troy has a shocking admission. A DIY drug sub is caught. We end with a monkey, a stripper and a child.
Camping is back so we look at the strange, the weird and the crazy types of campers. We say goodbye to the legendary Bert Newton in Celebrity Deadpool. Have you heard of the German Scout Movement? Men rise up in the USA for the Small Dong March!
Could we be adventurers? Troy has issues with space travel. Are you enabling billionaires? Joe’s stage career begins. A film accident rocks the industry. Minecraft hits the headlines. The Zodiac killer is identified. Remember the VHS tape? We end with creepy stuff!
Joe’s beard is gone and the moustache unmasking is here! The world goes crazy over Superman being bisexual. Troy nerds out over the new Batman movie trailer. A man reads 27,000 comics in 5 years. A gaming girl earns millions on social media platforms.
Joe’s Cuboree trip raises questions… Are Cubs a Cult? How crazy can 500 Cubs get? Do Cubs dig 70s rock? Is popcorn a codeword? Did Joe survive the swag? Are Cubs crap at kayaking? Plus a Beard update, the Diary, a Halloween movie petition and Ryan Reynolds.
Eminem has a bizarre new business venture. If Meat isn’t meat, why call it meat? Joe is just one dead chicken away from being a serial killer! The Cubs welcome Joe into their mix. Segway owner dies… in a segway accident. Donald Trump decides to sue Twitter
We have a beard update. Is Tassie the Gold Coast of the South? Grand Final night is over. There’s a crazy tattoo prank. A woman discovers her gynaecologist is her father. Captain Kirk is going for a real life space trek. Nokia is putting a phone tower on the moon!!
Joe is a changed man as he realises his new beard is rubbing off in ways he didn’t expect. A quiz gets a bit hairy. Do you remember the Cannonball Run? Past AFL player, Russell Robertson, starts a South Road podcast war. Will the Woolly Mammoth live again?
Joe’s beard is getting exciting. Troy’s dropping the kilos. Is Joe turning into a crabby old man? Did you know Van Damme was fired from Predator? We uncover a Disney conspiracy. A Chinese marathon runs wild. Xander from Buffy has genital paralysis.
We do an update on Joe’s beard and then get sporty again this week and commentate on the Paralympics. It’s the women’s Goalball final. WTF is Goalball? It’s a sport we’ve never heard of, never seen, and the competitors all look like Batman. LET’S GO!!
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Get ready for an hour of extreme silliness. Do you know what a Vajankle is? An Indian man dies after gluing his genitals. Does the 1990 diary reveal any dark secrets? Could aerobics oz-style come back into fashion? We update on Joe’s beard growing adventure.
We’ve made it to 200 episodes! To celebrate we recorded in front of a LIVE audience for the first time, and then gremlins caused us to lose the first 40 minutes of audio. Nooo! But don’t run away. There’s still over an hour of laughs with an awesome crowd.
If Troy is a spy in a movie directed by James Gunn… he drives a Fiat, drinks Jim Beam, dresses like Magnum P.I, and has a nemesis named Black Mamba. Trust us, it’ll be amazing! Should we do commentary for old tv shows. Troy LOVES that Joe’s diary is back!!
Has Troy derailed Joe’s future? We have Drop Bear avoidance tips. Would you drink non-alcoholic gin? Are we the official podcast of the Olympics? Joe’s diary is back with a vengeance. We discover a horrific jet ski anal incident. A man finds WHAT under his house?
We go for gold and commentate on the Men’s Olympic Discus Final in Tokyo. We know zero about the sport and the disc chuckers have names like WhyIsHeANinja, Ice-Cream Denny and Godzilla. We’ve stretched and we’re ready. What could possibly go wrong here?
Joe disappoints Troy. Will #wristy4apodcast be the next big charity event. The Olympics take centre stage. How weird was the opening ceremony. What Olympic sports can unfit people win? We touch on Tassie controversy and finish with Joe’s school diary.
If you didn’t break a limb when you were a kid, were you even living? The 200th episode is sneaking up and Troy’s Mum is coming. Remember Illusion Shakers? Troy thinks the South Road Boys should have a career change and be Alaska State Troopers!!
We try to make the podcast gooder. Troy has three big issues with The Empire Strikes Back movie. Disneyworld has gator problems and gets a bit shirty. Black Panther returns from the dead. The school diary catchup continues. We send a virgin in space.
The 1990 school diary has a supernatural twist. Joe has a shocking admission about Freddy the Chicken and the podcast turns fowl. Why is Avatar 2 taking so long? Being a ghost isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Troy shares some mind-blowing Iron Maiden news.
Imagine being handcuffed to your partner for 4 months. Joe has more exciting acting news! Let’s bring the Olympics to Tasmania. Life gets a little bit rocky in Adelaide. What the hell is Operation Ironside? Does Troy’s Stanley adventure end up a complete mess?
Troy discovers a surprise water fountain in his bedroom at 4am. Joe recalls a crazy storm in Melbourne and we create a Hollywood blockbuster. The South Road Boys save Joe’s acting career… true story! Get your live Episode 200 tickets. Where the hell is Weetah?
Troy has some surprising visitors. The stripped down tale of the Lizard King surfaces. Dodgy drivers get into sticky situations. Joe pleads for people to do social media better! Troy does something he thought was impossible. A Live 200th Episode show is coming!
Is Joe leaving the South Road Boys for a career on the stage? The controversial school diary returns. Who the hell is Clarence Carter and what was he strokin? What secret sex rule did the Friends cast have? Troy presents a relationship conundrum question for Joe.
Troy takes a stand against Notting Hill… the train wreck of a movie starring floppy‐haired Hugh as the nice guy and Eric’s sister, Julia as the evil temptress! #CancelNottingHill Joe’s diary returns with some surprises. Why isn’t Tunbridge in Tassie a tourist attraction?
Troy goes to a gig and guess who picks him up? Sober Joe has drinking tips. Troy has an terrifying Gillian Anderson sex robot conundrum. The school diary reveals Joe’s shocking illegal past. Would Troy turn for Joe? We share Troy’s terrific Tinder profile.
For new listeners thinking WTF is Erotic Reading Roulette, here’s the deal. We take turns reading Erotic Chick Lit (yep the rude naughty stuff) but every page is chosen randomly with no order so it’s complete chaos! Justin, we’re definitely not bringing sexy back!
We start silly with Summer Of ‘69, the Upside Down Happy Time TV show, and kinky elderly folk. Joe’s extraordinary diary returns. A song and Tasmanian history proves Troy is a complete numpty. Do you wear mittens during sexy time? China has a littering problem.
Happy Star Wars Day, Nerds! Marvel movies are back in a big way. Did you pay late video fines? We reveal the true criminal history of King Island and the one-armed people of Flinders Island. How cuddly are Great White Sharks? Is the past best left in the past?
Jet setting Troy fulfills a dream with 78,000 other people and Joe does the dawn service, and then boys discuss the changes that are happening to the Simpsons
Joe gets a little bit fast and Troy gets a little bit furious. Secrets are revealed in the diary. Is there a third South Road Boy? Joe gets a bit shirty with friends. The boys get Siri-ous. Troy’s going overseas. A Chinese family adopts a brand new approach to getting married.
Troy starts a bromance with a bathroom huntsman. Prince Philip doesn’t get to raise the bat, gone for 99. Troy’s Panther is not alive with the sound of music. The boys discuss the tough challenges of unclipping a bra and wonder if it’s time for a brand new design.
The power is off so we end up recording in… a gym! After 2 years of trying, has Joe finally caught a fish? Troy turns pop songs into creepy stalker songs. Joe gets a bit excited over darts. Who puts blood in a shoe? Is the Gaping Goat yoga pose the next big thing?
How inappropriate is The Goodies now? There’s a KFC drive-thru conundrum. The Suez Canal gets completely corked. Joe has a full flight wreckage rant. Should Marvel have less credit? Joe brings the joy back. Kong Kong returns! How do you sell your old haunt?
Joe is melted by music and Troy revolutionises the Triangle. Who won Bingo Bango Bongo golf? Nerds lose their minds over the Snyder Cut Justice League movie. Troy has a bizarre Thailand spider nightmare. It’s not as risky when getting frisky in Mexico!
We invent Reverse Sport. Russians build a lifesize Mandalorian spaceship. Are Marvel comics art? Joe badly deceives the listeners. Are magazines dead and buried? Troy gets royally annoyed. There’s an AFL St Kilda conspiracy. WTF is Bingo Bango Bongo golf?
We marvel at the Marvel Universe. Troy goes adventuring and tells the tale of the lighthouse and the seal, discovers a new Ford, and climbs Mount Amos… or does he? Joe’s new outback show, Top End Ranga, is coming. Can a menu be sexist? Are the royals racist?
March delivers us a new offering from Joe’s 1990 Student diary, We have more fishing news from Joe and his son, Thoughtful Troy makes a return and tells a cautionary tale, The boys discuss a new TV show “Pells of Wisdom” (Starring Schapelle Corby and George Pell)
We reminisce about The Young Ones, Black Adder, Transvision Vamp & Wham. When Facebook gives news in Australia the finger they ironically become the news. It’s a conundrum… maybe it’s time for a huge MySpace comeback! Is Joe an adventure junkie?
We mute Nic Cage! Troy’s birthday has the longest chess game in history. Imagine finding your parents on pornhub. Troy sniffs out some Covid. Joe shares parenting tips, bank robbery madness, shotgun wedding news, and a mystery letter from his sordid past.
Will Merle make a public appearance. Celebrity Deadpool loses a famous tradie. How many millions does it cost to travel into space? Horror movie take a wrong turn. Troy is nearly toast after a near death experience. Joe’s South American News gets a little raunchy.
Ryan Reynolds is the only person more excited than us this week as we kick off Celebrity Deadpool 2021 and present our newly revised crazy lists to the world. Also, an old friend does something unexpected for Joe and the silliness of the student diary returns
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We get nerdy and “cling on” to Star Trek with the Borg and Wil Wheaton. Joe discovers a favourite 80s movie is more rude than he realised. We delve back into the student diary and Joe’s teenage years. Celebrity Deadpool 2021 is here and it wants YOU!
The Australian Open goes balls up as quarantined tennis players cause a racquet. Joe wants hives. We have some President fun. The Australia Day conundrum is discussed. Joe finds his 1990 student diary. What’s the mysterious scary noise in Troy’s house?
Trump conspiracies thrive. What’s in the damn envelope that Joe waited 19 years for? The Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced along with three surprise deaths. Troy packs up his waterlogged swag and presents ‘Five Things That Sh!t me… about Camping!’
The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we’re reading ‘Burning Urges’ again, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. When we throw silly voices at these sordid tales you’ll soon know the difference between horny and corny. PS… It gets a wee bit sweary!
Was there a last minute Celebrity Deadpool tragedy? A Christmas Monolith appears. A study of aliens steals Superman’s origin. Blockbuster gets game and makes a comeback. A new KFC gaming console keeps your chicken hot. What the hell is Ghost Camping?
The silliest thing we do is back. We take turns reading random pages of an Erotic Chick Lit novel. We know nothing of the book, nothing of the characters, and we’re definitely not sexy. Join us reading “The Mister” by E.L James, author of the 50 Shades trilogy.
If you wear a mask, here’s some dating tips. Joe has bizarre Christmas gift ideas. Someone reversed into Troy’s Panther. We celebrate the legendary life of Charlie Pride. There’s German pandas, an African Adolf Hitler, and crazy South American news.
What is the CWA and why does Joe know their secret? It’s time to talk about the Monolith invasion – Is it Aliens? Artists? Terrorists? a Stunt? a Cult? Is it the Monolith Appreciation Society? THIS IS MONOLITHIC!! Would you name your newborn after a pizza chain?
We nerd out over Star Trek Discovery. Troy invests more money into footy cards and it gets silly. Would you eat steak made from cells from your own body? Have you tried Black Pudding? What is a Capybara? There’s Maradona morgue mayhem. Is it Xmas time?
Would you work as a Bathroom Attendant? The world needs Kiwi Batman? YouTube nerds are going too far. Would you attend a South Road Boys University? Troy sells two footy cards for a crazy $1300. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back again for rants and giggles.
South Road Cow-Boys enter the wild west. Joe’s t-shirt sparks interest. Allen’s lollies cause controversy with name changes, serial killers and conspiracies. What crazy sh*t would you do as an outgoing president? Don’t miss the funniest final 5 minutes EVER!!
We go tits up with a Boobs vs Man Boobs vs Fake Boobs debate. Did Biden bump Trump or did the people dump Trump? Trump finds four seasons in one street. A partying mayor in Peru fakes his own death. Remember to turn off Zoom with your gf in the room.
Safe sex kicks us off. Joe gets a bit woke. Troy goes camping and earns a sunburn. We look at the industrial history of Burnie, Tasmania. Remember The Greatest American Hero tv show? Sean Connery, the original James Bond, leaves us. It’s US election time!!
This week Joe and Troy are talking footy, there are streakers, interesting choices in entertainment and Mr Gash is back and does himself a mischief
We say goodbye to James Randi and Joe and his son go fishing on a canoe
There’s a lot of shaming going on. We remember old school gaming and old tv shows. How kinky are penguins? How tasty would a panda parmi be? Can bees sting birds? Do aliens exist? Will Trump get another term? Dwayne “The Rock” gets rocked!
Joe turns into a one-shot wonder then stacks a bike. Coles stops being a “super” market. It’s a HUGE Celebrity Deadpool week. Joe nearly worked for Van Halen. Can you tell the future by looking at someone’s butt? The famous Steakhouse or Gay Bar quiz is back!
What’s up with Trump? Joe’s family take a trip and faceplant a sand dune. Troy finally solves the mysterious dog tale. Imagine waking to find your manhood gone. Want to win a trip into space? Here’s the best new bogan names. What’s the future of cinema?
The audio has issues from 8min to 40min and we apologise but when you do an episode on old vinyl it’s bound to be scratchy! Hear what happens when Joe finds a box of vinyl from his childhood. We discover the weird, the wonderful, and the bizarre!!
There’s American travels and Joe’s Pebble Beach golf course story. Troy goes to St Helens and cracks a windscreen, visits mountain bike trails, falls off the bike and gets super bloody. There’s some BIG Celebrity Deadpool News as Ruth Bader Ginsburg leaves us.
Troy has a casino crusade. We lift the lid on the secretive BMGI and the mysterious shed? Who is Dave-O from Rave-O? Joe shares his Stabby story. Zombie Cicadas are attacking us. Captain America accidently shares a d*ck pic. Troy has some supernatural love.
We reach the big 150 and stuff it up! It’s a bit scratchy but still fun. Is Troy’s mum on the podcast? Did you know Troy is an author? How did Joe crash a golf buggy? Can we create a new tv show and win $50,000? Thoughtful Troy is finally back with some wisdom.
A mystery skyscraper appears in Melbourne. A lynch mob is after us. A supermarket hero shits Troy. We’re batty over Batman. A witch leaves Insta. RIP Chadwick Boseman. We want to direct a Black Panther prequel, Black Cub! Will pigs take over the world?
We get to know Lewis Capaldi’s awesome dad. What book/movie has Joe never finished? What’s your fave drunken sing-along song? The world is ending… again! Syphilis makes a comeback. You will not believe the Chocolate Ice Cream travesty we’ve discovered!!
It’s more ridiculous than raunchy but Erotic Reading Roulette is back. We take turns reading Burning Urges, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. Strap on… sorry… Strap in for adult content told with silly voices, lots of laughs and totally unexpected outcomes.
#islandlyfe Is Tasmania the Fiji of Australia? Joe’s piercing story is awesome! We go Karen crazy. Are news reporters just paid Karens? What’s your Karen Factor? We want a Karen convention. Were Salem witches really Karens? We need Customer Support!
Imagine if the internet and phones just stopped – There’d be No banking, No Karens, No stockmarket and Riots. A teenager builds a bomb. Adele’s been replaced by a new person. Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period ends. Ellen loses the love. Who will win a Rode hat?
A Roadie finds a mistake. Joe has an anniversary. There’s Celebrity Deadpool controversy! And get ready for the SRB Loot Crate with VIP memberships, Circumcision Kits, Poo Knives, Panda Suits, Dead Skin Pendants, a recorded Message from Merle, and much more!
Is Z the angriest letter in the world? Joe discovers a shocking “Wind of Change” song conspiracy. Is Elvis dead? The boys get futuristic with 100 Year Space Travel, Beer, angry Sex Robots, Ed Sheeran, Social Experiments, Twins, Aliens, and Births in Space.
Light a candle, relax, and join us as we bring sexy back and return to the original 50 Shades of Grey. If you haven’t heard Erotic Reading Roulette before then expect the opposite of sexy. The pages are random, the reading is silly, the journey is unforgettable.
Joe’s leading Celebrity Deadpool and we let him have his moment. RIP Carl Reiner. We plan a Viking funeral on a budget. A Hot Dog eating world record is broken. MasterChef gets sexy. We come up with USA presidential options. Cats attack in Melbourne!
The big moment has arrived. Welcome to the first ever Celebrity Deadpool Trade Period. Joe and Troy go through their current lists and announce the trades. Who will be leaving? Who are the new additions? Be prepared for shocks, surprises and lots of silly fun!
A pigeon, a turbo chook, a roo, and an owl TRY to cross the road. We’ve found a Stargate. How cool are Cambodian temples. Golf and beer are a perfect match. We say goodbye to The Undertaker. Celebrity Deadpool takes over with two new fatalities … and a cat!
Troy’s weekend leads to tough questions – what happened to the wombat, can you end a marsupial with a spork, and did the Cop have a Weber? Joe has a crazy dream and stupidly asks Troy for the meaning. Should comedy be censored? Is WW3 about to start?
Did you ever hold a rabbit in family photos? Joe did. How the hell is Big Brother back. Should we hunt killer sharks? Remember Tiananmen Square’s Tank Man? An asteroid was meant to hit earth, but didn’t. Troy becomes a show stopper striking footy gold.
Troy’s got game again. Joe has an entire date day. Space gets x-rated and it feels musky. Riots hit the USA and Covid-19 is forgotten. Will Trump trump Twitter? A trucker takes a wrong turn. Social media gets mystical. Troy discovers some crazy new words.
Who cleans the satellites in orbit? Vader nearly wasn’t Luke’s father. What would you change if you could time travel. Did you know Sex dolls love sport. Have we solved the problem of no football crowds. Is Darryl the answer to all the world’s problems.
The beard has gone! Is Caveman erotica a thing? Joe’s a stuntman. Will Michelle Branch sue us. Is Vietnam the Covid-19 champion? Facebook avatars are stupid. Troy abandons Trump. There’s Celebrity Deadpool News! We’re starting a Penguin Walk of Fame.
How’s isolation going for you? Could nuding up in public be the new normal. Will Troy’s beard survive Iso now his barber has retired. Do you miss the cinema experience? Are Murder Hornets just fit Bumblebees? Is Troy’s Dad going to have a happy birthday?
Would you prefer to be a Disney or a Hefner? We want a South Road Boys animated series. A mountain of a man lifts 501 kilos. Troy sorts through his comic and cassette collections. We have some Iso songs. Poo is back! Troy shares 3 favourite fun quotes. Have aliens arrived?
Could Chris Hemsworth play Joe in a movie? Have you watched After Life? Joe has a crazy rant about online quizzes. Troy learns more about Joe with a first date quiz. What old TV shows do you love. Joe tries to get hip to new tunes. Aussie musicians entertain us from their homes.
If Troy was gay would he take a side. Can we trust the government. It’s 420 day. Will China take Australia’s virgin? A plane lands on a Canadian highway. We want more in Isolation from Netflix so we’ve come up with Shareflix – and it’s amazing. Joe’s hands nearly made him famous.
Troy’s been roofing on the ground. Joe holds a Covid-19 birthday. Can violent films be meaningful? We say goodbye to one of The Goodies and celebrate Tim Brooke-Taylor. What shows do you remember from when you were younger? How big will Troy’s beard get in isolation?
We’re Covid-19 Skype-Casting. How’s your isolation going? We’re all doing things differently for now. Is social media driving you nuts? Has Trump got it right or wrong? Should Billy Ray Cyrus become a wrestler? Do you know how many spin-offs came from Happy Days?
Erotic Reading Roulette is back! It’s a fan favourite and silly fun. We take turns reading pages of “Fifty Shades Darker” in no particular order with little knowledge of the story. It’s not sexy and it’s utterly ridiculous. Light a candle and grab a really strong drink … you’ll need it.
How awesome are old B Grade horror movies. The USA discovers AFL. Will social distancing sport be the next big thing. We say goodbye to Kenny Rogers in Celebrity Deadpool 2020. We hope terrorists don’t take out Kleenex. What’s your favourite new way to greet people now.
Our message reaches millions of people. Will we MC a Serbian wedding? What’s included in a South Road Boys VIP stadium experience. People are socially distancing in space. What are you doing on ANZAC Day? We remember things that make us happy.
Indiana Jones news will shock you. Our Facebook post is more viral than the coronavirus. We want to take over Serbia and have our own South Road Boys country. Troy helps a stranger. There’s a new Celebrity Deadpool leader. Thoughtful Troy flu in with some advice
Joe shares a dirty secret? What’s Ashton Kutcher up to? Sport gets us a little excited. Remember Sir Mix-a-lot? The craziness of the Coronavirus reaches Tasmanian shores. We discuss a few movies. Joe sneaks in a wrestling story. Why are comedians such bad people?
We finally saw the Space Station. Could we make the first podcast from space? A Flat-Earther crashes to Earth. Troy reveals his agonising Whitesnake tale. A South Road Boy does Sydney. Have you ever “boob dialed” anyone? Did Bravehearts’s William Wallace need a bumbag?
Have you seen the Space Station? Troy gets excited about Whitesnake. Joe holds a wedding and screws up that same wedding. Who the hell is Zac Jones? It’s time to be kind. Has Celebrity Deadpool changed Joe. Skynet is here for real and China is watching everything and everyone.
We want Joe Mather merch! Could the SRB start MCing weddings? 1994 was a great year. How big is Chris Isaak’s head? Joe hits new heights. A haunted Elsa doll won’t let it go. Troy has a terrifying nightmare. There’s huge Celebrity Deadpool news … RIP Kirk Douglas.
How awesome is Lewis Capaldi. Plurals are driving Troy crazy. Have you tried a Native American cocktail? Enjoy Joe’s egg tips. Remember the Challenger disaster? #DP2020 news is here. And to get you feeling romantic and sexy for Valentine’s Day, Erotic Reading Roulette returns.
Are Aussie men terrible lovers? We go back to the 70’s for the true facts and apparently it involves Troy’s parents. Joe is surprised by an awesome gift. Should we crossbreed pandas with rabbits? Troy’s camping again. Will Joe EVER catch a fish? #DP2020 is in full swing!
Troy swags it up and gets a little camp, Are you astounded by what a woman gets out in the middle of a flight? 2019 Celebrity Deadpool news and controversy + #DP2020 updates, and Joe and Troy come up with a new way to save lives.
Troy’s playing cricket and Joe found a frisbee. What gift did a Roadie buy us? There’s heaps of Celebrity Deadpool updates. Is there new Flat Earth news? Joe is shocked by Troy’s surprise admission. We wonder about wombats. It’s camping time. Thoughtful Troy is back.
We launch the new Celebrity Deadpool game. We explain the easy rules. We’ve included a July Trade Period. We announce our 2020 lists including politicians, musicians, actors, athletes & more and we want YOU to play too by sending us your list of 20 celebrities. Go on. DO IT!
We want to be the Prime Minister’s new publicity team. Will the SRB become a worldwide franchise? Celebrity Deadpool 2020 is coming. Joe discusses tricky toilets, car camping, John Farnham, Lewis Capaldi, crowd surfing & festival games. Thoughtful Troy gives hands on advice.
Celebrity Deadpool is coming to a controversial end. Do politicians suck? Is the Agenda 21 conspiracy real? Sheep mentality is actually good for us. Are the royals outdated? A man starts growing boobs. We want more female horror icons. Buffy’s awesome and now in HiDef.
We want a Harpist. Joe’s wife is a snake tamer. Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness? The Ginger Factory doesn’t make gingers. Joe has a unique Xmas gift list. What’s your fave gift? Discover the legend of Ivan Barnes. We end spicy with Erotic “Christmas” Reading Roulette.
Remember Clash of the Titans? The Olsen twins have a sister. Bike Boy is back and very unfit. Are audio cables sexist? We challenge a major Christmas Parade conspiracy. How many Carols actually sing Carols? An unknown blob attacks the USA. Are puppets cool – Yay or Nah?
Have you watched The Irishman. Is Carrot Top bad for redheads. Are people more interested in being alarmed than about what’s actually alarming them. What’s Black Friday really about. Can we save Pandas before it’s too late. Just how much does Joe love Dolly Parton?
Troy discovers the Bubble Master. Miss Piggy offends. Dolly Parton’s sheep is cool. Is Joe the world’s worst fishing Dad? Stop using speakerphone in public. The Poo Museum is here. Would you stay in a room with webcams installed? Thoughtful Troy’s invited to a wedding.
Are the parents of the South Road Boys organising a podcast intervention? The boys review the U2 Australian tour. Ever spent forever at an airport? We discover strange things you can you do with your ashes. Troy has a slightly sexy, yet ridiculously crazy idea for his.
Troy goes to Sexpo and Joe asks the big questions. Did you get a sex doll? Did you buy a cage? What wonderfully weird things did you find? Did you get a new tattoo? Did you meet your pornstar crush, Janice Griffith? What’s in the Sexpo showbag? And Thoughtful Troy returns.
There’s Whitesnake news. Troy’s going to meet his pornstar crush at Sexpo. Joe shocks Troy and secretly joins a gang. Where’s the “Chk Chk Boom” girl now? Will a floating hotel start a nuclear war in both of the Korea’s? Troy has a rant about ridiculously crazy click bait websites.
We start with nude cricket and Michael Bolton. Troy loses his mind over Whitesnake. Have we found proof of aliens on the dark web? Naked running ends badly. How smart are smart watches? Troy turns into Rocky. Imagine living for 123 years. Joyfull Joe adds some wisdom.
BOO! Panda Wear is here. There’s circumcision reversal. Troy searches for a mysterious after party. Joe’s a terrorist suspect. There’s finally “5 Things That Shit Me” … from Joe. Enjoy Troy’s Halloween kill count. Joe thought about killing Troy. Joe remembers scaring imaginary people.
It’s erotic. It’s sexy. It’s hot. But when we read it it’s none of those things! South Road Boys presents a new episode of Erotic Reading Roulette. This time we read random steamy pages of Haven of Obedience. Prepare for erotic ridiculousness … South Road Boys style
Teen Wolf Two or Too? Will Troy and Gillian Anderson Hook up? Troy digs into Joe’s sordid past. Climbing Ayers Rock comes to an end. Someone new dies in Celebrity Deadpool. A rapper finds trouble. Why can’t KFC salt their chips properly. Thoughtful Troy builds a bridge.
A hacker has a sex video of Joe and demands big money! Spider-Man’s back with Disney. Are Second World Problems real? Joe has an iPhone tragedy. Will Xbox make Sex Robots? Joe drinks a non-alcoholic beer. Would you let your kids drink it? Would you drive while drinking it?
It’s our 100th Episode and our first ever live audience! Celebrity Deadpool is reviewed. We have a Joke Off! Troy recalls fave moments. We read celebrity telegrams. There’s 5 Things That Shit Me. Wise souls give advice. Joe does a quiz. Hilarious Erotic Reading Roulette returns!!
Don’t tamper with your Willie. A magpie takes out a pensioner. The Queen takes one for the team. Woman wakes with a new language. Patient zero isn’t a hero. We get serious about depression and Troy shares a tough personal moment. Joe has another romantic movie fail.
There’s creepy bear tales. Things get theatrical. The KFC pie is here. Do you have Facebook friend crushes? We remember 1995. We love the USA. We review a mystery movie. A gardener is mulched. Area 51 festival is coming. A vegan meats trouble. There’s a Thoughtful finale.
Burning Man is old news. We present Burnie Man! Joe recalls being an athlete. We roast penguins. A barracuda wrecks Kevin Hart. Coke addiction is real. Supermarket worker impresses Troy. Happy Father’s Day. There’s property purchasing tips. We remember the King family.
Are you ready for the awesomeness of Brussel Sprouts? Sprouts are sexier, tastier and more hilarious than ever before with Van Damme, Hugh Jackman and Russell Brand on board. We discuss weird fetishes. Joe loses a pussy and is locked in a Loo. Thoughtful Troy sees the truth.
Troy’s back from Thailand with stories of beer conspiracies, massages, picking on the poms, pool peeing, the drinks genie, ball bashing, Rambo, squirting toilets, and escaping the Thailand Police. Joe’s found an albino panda. And Thoughtful Troy discovers martial arts.
Like your podcast hot and raunchy? The South Road Boys do the unexpected and read 50 Shades of Grey. We randomly choose pages and discover total ridiculousness. What can possibly go wrong when two childish men in their 40s read erotic chick lit for the first time?
This week Troy and Joe spice things up with a reading of 50 shades of grey, unfortunately Joe screwed up and the audio is now joined the other “missing tapes” but keep your ear out for part 2
Please Joe, stop singing. Troy has a near death experience. We want to remake He-Man and make it awesome. Joe’s son strikes gold. A hearse driver is a bit stiff. A clown starts a buffet brawl. Where is Ronald McDonald? We want to buy Snowtown and turn it into McDonaldland.
Avengers beats Avatar. How kinky are Smurfs? We love Parodies. Joe tells his JuicePigs story. Troy goes Wombat hunting. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with Competitions, Toilet Duck, Unicorns, Tourists & Coles Minis. What did you collect as a kid? We end with unmissable advice
We add some sexy to the podcast. Joe recalls his TV marriage and then gets into some hot water. A baker steals our SRB name! Could Troy beat his Dad in a fight. Heavy Metal knitting is here. Joe once lost a bet and went blonde. Are you storming Area 51? Thoughtful Troy returns.
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Joe’s the man for emergencies. Would you have a Viking funeral? We celebrate walking on the moon and dogs in space. What would you do if aliens arrived? Did Martians invent sex robots? KFC have a secret menu. Body falls from a plane. Jim Beam mourns the big bourbon fire.
Russian man can’t bear it. Have you been hatfished? Can you make yourself cool. How desirable is KFC. GoFundMe hits the news. Joe shocks Troy by saying sorry. Bees swarm the cricket. Streaming is taking over TV. The Logies lose the love. Lewis Capaldi is awesome!!
Joe feels manly fixing a chainsaw. What does manly mean? Can you be manly? We discover lesser known celebrity siblings. Want to know if a dog dies in a movie? Would you stay in a clown motel? Stephen King nearly died 20 years ago. We end with a funny alligator stabbing story.
Troy buys a guitar, writes a song, sends it to Joe. We consider releasing an album. We plan a world tour. We discuss our tour demands. Should movie reviews be banned? We take over the internet. Joe has a rant. There’s chicken coated in gold. Thoughtful Troy’s in a state of Nirvana.
Joe’s bringing Bum Bags back. We decipher crazy Portuguese sayings. We defend South Road. Joe recalls the bird in the mower story. NASA is hunting asteroids. Remember slot car racing? Girls bf sleeps with her Mum. Joe has a tennis rant. Would you worship Thor and Odin?
Hangovers aren’t fun. We remember famous cats in movies. Alien is 40 years old. Joe plays a new game called What’s in the Box. Every man needs a Man Shroud. Joe goes down memory lane. There’s Instagram fails and a streaker. Thoughtful Troy gives Clive Palmer love advice.
How tasty are Dolphins? Joe tries to measure up in the toilet. Jetstar gets hands on. Jesse Teinaki has the voice. Don’t touch your gherkin in the gym. Joe gets a bit creepy. USA School training video gets shot down. Will Batman sparkle? Thoughtful Troy drops some wisdom.
Joe’s been naughty. G.O.T ends. Troy hates online petitions. RIP Grumpy Cat. RIP Bob Hawke, but thanks for dying. UK Man eaten by a chair. Arnie’s back … is kicked. Sussan stores hit a gender nerve. Naked man takes his dead wife for a drive. Thoughtful Troy goes up a level.
Joe’s winning at life. An old man gets mobile. Golfers wife is a bit hit. Woman attacks man with a stiletto. Will genetic modification end civilization? The Footy Show leaves us. Joe has a ginge whinge. The last fake G.O.T spoilers are here. Thoughtful Troy tackles a hard topic.
Troy discovers Spotlight … and cushions. Joe has floppy pussy problems. RIP Chewbacca. There’s a rich Baby on Board. The Sax Man from The Lost Boys is back! Vegans cause a blackout. A plague hits a plane. Joe has a tiny G.O.T fake spoiler. And Thoughtful Troy is on fire.
Population control heats up. Is whaling bad? Troy nearly dies in this podcast. Woman finds fortune in a piano. Flat Earthers plan a cruise. Woman wakes from 28 year coma. Protester glues boobs to the road. 5 Things That Shit Me is back! There’s an incredible G.O.T fake spoiler!
Podcasting saved my life. There’s the St Helens conspiracy. Joe hates team songs that lie but loves a movie quiz. Have you seen Sharknado? Do we hide behind Emojis? Testicle gets stuck in a chair. Thailand fights back. Coins and plane engines don’t mix. Fake G.O.T spoilers.
Tiger is back! We’re THE place for fake Game of Thrones spoilers. There’s a galaxy of Star Wars and Marvel news. Gillian and Troy get married. Peppa Pig terrifies kids. Comedian dies on stage after joking about it. Scrotum botox has arrived. Where’s MySpace Tom?
A wrestler gets wrestled. A gymnast breaks a leg, and her other leg. Guy dumps his gf to play C.O.D. Avengers hype is high. We discuss toilets of the world. Lions eat on a poacher. Joe loves a good jailbreak. Troy tells the bird in the pussy tale. Thoughtful Troy talks Flat Earthers
We say #SorryNotSorry. Would you attend Fake Funerals? There’s Herpes in space! Should X-men be called X-People? Joe survives his first chainsaw. Women’s AFL is kicking goals. Are days numbered for Online Trolls? Thoughtful Troy addresses a serious Zombie issue.
A mystery kicks us off and Joe gets emotional. There’s the craziness of April Fools Day gags with hilarity and gags gone badly wrong. We announce our Celebrity Deadpool lists and invite listeners take part. Thoughtful Troy helps the world with wondrous wisdom.
We launch the Celebrity Deadpool challenge. Joe tells his embarrassing story. American Airlines gets under our skin. Woman forgets her baby. Samuel L Jackson is angry. Egg Boy gets smashed. Troy has Unicorn confusion. Would you wear dead skin in a pendant?
Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.
Shit title … great episode! Stop giving kids dumb names. If you shared Momo, you caused Momo. How do you have a $30 poo? Parrot tells rescuer to f##k off! Cricketers tamper each other. 1989 songs turn 30. A whale appears in the jungle. Spider bites work better than Viagra.
Troy takes a Tassie road trip. Breakdancing comes to the Olympics. Pilots create sky art. Why isn’t Captain Marvel marvellous? Did you know the “I don’t like Mondays” song is about a massacre? We take aim at gun accidents. There’s a roving tattoo fail. Joe adds some Joy.
Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.
Troy shocks Joe and podcasts NAKED! Nude cleaning hits the UK. We create a Mars Rover film trilogy. A woman is eaten by pigs. Polar Bears invade. Russia turns off the internet. Severed feet are washing up on Canadian shores. We end with a Naked Edition of Thoughtful Troy.
We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG tattoo fail.
It’s a BIG week. There’s a didgeridoo drinker. Gillian Anderson’s not sexy! Polly Waffle’s are back. We talk 1960s KFC prices & Slippery slides. Someone forgot where they parked their plane. A shark vomits up a human arm in 1935. Thoughtful Troy brings some wisdom.
Troy invents fake collective nouns. Joe offends Spinsters. Squirrels invade Oz. Joe has an emergency. Evie takes an axe to a 7-Eleven. Drugs are really bad. Banana breaks world record. Is Joe an athlete? There’s kamikaze frogs & KFC candles. Thoughtful Troy returns.
We reboot and podcast in person. Joe gets speedy. Walmart woman drinks wine from a pringles can. We talk TV reboots. How bad is reality tv? Are TV cliffhangers good or bad? Joe’s fashion sense comes into play. Troy reinvents Bucks nights and Joe loves Dolly Parton.
Dating App photos are deceptive. WWE’s “Mean Gene” died. We remember Dr Hook. A wrestler uses a tampon to win. Joe beats a parking fine. A mum drives with child on the roof. The Bird Box challenge is crazy, so we invent new challenges. We say farewell to Skype!!
Joe hates shopping. Troy goes golfing. Choose your own adventure TV arrives. Would you hire a Human Uber? We have the ridiculous baby names of 2018 like Hairry, Heavyn & Tannyyn. We play Steakhouse or Gay Bar. Transformers hit New York. Thoughtful Troy is back!
We have 2018’s top Google searches. Troy gets serious about suicide and wants our approach to change. Russia lies about robots. Amazon’s listening. Burglar sleeps with a corpse. Man finds Father’s skeleton 50 years later. A son finds his Dad’s ghost in his Xbox. We finish with Joy.
It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.
Tassie sun brings the burn. Avengers trailer smashes records. Who wants a SRB Xmas? 65 year old man identifies as 45. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Centrelink Mum of 9 wants 4 more kids. Have you heard of the Great Emu War? And who the hell is Joyful Joe?
Mundine is mundane. YouPorn bans Starbucks. We launch the crazy #Bang4YourBuddy. Would you call your child Abcde? Tassie pilot falls asleep. Guy shoots himself in the groin. Russian woman falls for a fake Chris Hemsworth … and Thoughtful Troy is worth the weight.
OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.
The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.
Troy sees Sam Smith, Def Leppard & Rick Price and avoids the Melbourne stabbing. There’s new internet sensation, Trolley Man. Are GoFundMe pages good or bad? Are online petitions a waste of time? Dubai Police get Hover Bikes. And there’s awesome kinky advice.
It’s Melbourne Cup time with silly horse names. The Jimmy Barnes life story is emotional. There’s weird animal sex facts like exploding genitals, sex-crazed dolphins, dumb pandas & sperm saving snakes! A Farmer breaks his neck. And a woman survives falling from a plane!
Joe tries to rant but it turns meaningful regarding fellow Tasmanian, Hannah Gadspy, and her Tassie upbringing. Roxanne gets stabby in Brisbane. Men are peeing in the streets of France. Troy rebrands Lion Air. Thoughtful Troy finds a perfect solution to gun control.
It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.
Joe buys some … ducks? A stranger climbs into Troy’s car. The new female Dr Who is awesome. Troy can’t forget about Gene Wilder. A boxer knocks out a mascot. Dan Saunders finds a bank account of free money. And there’s dinosaurs, vegans, and the Irish!
We celebrate our 50th and remember the reality of where it all began, then chat about the ridiculousness of reality TV. Crazy shows like Bridalplasty, Dating Naked, Who’s Your Daddy, Kid Nation, Whisker Wars, and You Bum. Oh, and Wrestling comes to the MCG!
Are KISS evil? Careful what you stick up your butt. Is Avril Lavigne dead? Howie has twins! Joe gets wanky in his shed. 1.4 million balloons cause chaos in Ohio. Scary Clowns return. How dumb can people be on quiz shows? Thoughtful Troy’s back.
Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.
Indian Telemarketers stalk Joe. Remember Khamal? Who’s your Batman? There’s a footy fail. Don’t buy gifts on the Dark Web. Japan invent an elevator to space. The one boobed woman is here. Scary films aren’t for kids. And we end thoughtfully.
Joe has an kick-ass Game App TAG idea. Troy wants us all eating Plovers. We wouldn’t have KFC without the Roswell UFO. Joe tells his crazy 9/11 Twin Garage Door story. And Thoughtful Troy finds the Clan of the Great White Snake.
Joe goes knowledge crazy. There’s silly Star Wars Sheep Puns. Troy hates heights. Dead Fish get new eyes. Sex Robots are back. A Sex Doll Brothel opens. AI’s getting too real. Careful what you name your kids. Twins marry Twins. And Thoughtful Troy is back with … lemons?
We celebrate female authors then talk Judgment Day and all things World Ending like Cults, Aliens & Asteroids. Martian Turtles think Troy is our leader. Crazy Computers will soon rule. Doomsday Clock ticks closer. Plus Sex Robots and eating Pandas!
Joe has a proud dad moment. Meet the gentleman footballer. Car licking stalker strikes. Ferris Bueller car is for sale. Get married in Maccas. Did you know Joe was married on a gameshow? Ever been accidentally racist? Troy sets Joe on fire. And there’s boobs!
How bad are the missing tapes? A zombie runs a marathon. People can’t park properly. Troy’s a fake Leftie. Is it Parma or Parmi? We name the new Mars Rover. Does Troy have a secret child? Nerds get angry. Sean Connery’s a bad Russian. And … be the Llama!
It’s a weird week. One-Nut Nazi breakfast cereal. A bomb scare in Brisbane. Picard returns to Star Trek. The Wiggles split up! Organic burial pods are here. Joe’s donating his body to science. Troy wants to be stuffed. And what the hell is a Frile?
Massages aren’t always sexy but sex with a hedge is awesome! AFL commentator drops the F bomb. Man steals millions from Maccas. Thoughtful Troy solves sock dilemma. RIP to 3 classic wrestlers. Your photos suck so stop taking them!
We love National Pies. Trump tweet-attacks Iran. Disney sacks James Gunn over old tweets. Who decides what’s funny or offensive? Troy takes over and nerds out with San Diego Comic Con. The Panther arrives. And guns are bad … in friendly Canada!
This week Joe does himself a mischief and ends up at 3 hospitals. Then both the boys tell stories of cuts, bumps and broken bones from their past. So things get a bit ouchie
It’s a crazy week! Operation Noah. What if your Dad wrote a porno. Sex and machetes don’t mix. Basketball brawling. Flying Hot Dog attacks a woman. We combine pizza delivery and strippers to get rich. And there’s Thoughtful Troy’s Tim Tam principle.
It’s an alien episode! Scully is conned. You can gamble on aliens. UFO evidence goes back centuries. War of the Worlds and drugs don’t mix. Are Aliens friendly? Was the 1966 Aussie sighting a conspiracy? Thoughtful Troy probes the people. The truth is out there.
We’re THUNDERSTRUCK! Dark Mofo is here. Seasons confuse Flat Earthers. Crown Casino has a secret morgue. ‘5 Things That Shit Me’ returns. Penguins want revenge. Comic Book Men show ends and Thoughtful Troy adds wisdom.
It’s a HUGE episode! Nude hiking. A Snake eats a woman. Wrestling comes to the MCG. Rod Stewart seduces Joe’s Mum. The Rock rules the world. Hipsters are stupid. Troy eats people. Was Fritz a bad Nazi. And Kimmy K for President.
Royal public holidays are awesome. Human males are ugly and peacocks suck. What superpower would you want? OMG Top Gun 2 is coming. Joe snaps off another shit story. The Karate Kid is back. Troy has a crazy confusing dream.
We’re getting older but don’t feel it. We talk parenting … SRB style! There’s crazy stories of failure. Joe’s Disney tale hits the ice. A pussy causes gun death. Imagine no more Google maps? A teacher gets shitty and we lose all maturity.
We have burger love. Marvel Stadium’s coming to Melbourne. Could Joe and Troy be superheroes? Troy tells his hilarious moth story! There’s balloon terror. What’s up with Pluto? Joe talks guns and we end quite Thoughtful.
There’s hookers and Star Wars and young Lando steals Troy’s name. Then everything goes royally wrong! Will Harry kill his family? Social media goes dress crazy. We love the Rev. And Flat Earthers now believe the planet is like … Pac-man!
Joe recalls live wrestling in a Melbourne Chinese restaurant. JK Rowling Euro tweets. Old Fart Gaming is here. Grumpy Troy tackles Asian drivers, online reviews, sequels, teaser trailers and #flujabselfie on “5 Things That Shit Me.”
Our first ever guest brings the crazy. Joe sets Troy up to lose a quiz because Howie knows it all! A guy’s manhood is transplanted. Do the elderly use Tinder? Howie tells the spooning Troy story. A Nazi goes postal and we love Pavlova.
Joe loses his mind over hipsters. Coffee shops get confusing and Joe shares his gay bar past. A teenage bully gets taken down by a Dad. Do Ethiopians love Barley sugar? Troy goes to the deadly dentist … and then gets Thoughtful.
Who is Mr Gash? Joe needs to let Frozen go. The SRB have a serious #skypehug moment. ABBA – awesome or awful? There’s TV remakes, Big Cox and Safety Tweeting. Joe rants about a Chinese Zoo and Thoughtful Troy is back.
Packer packs up the cricket. Joe wants to man up. There’s a Flat Earth convention in Canada. KFC gets sexy. Are Pajamas cool? We remember Skippy, but not how you think. Joe has Alpaca hate and Thoughtful Troy returns to help you all.
There’s cheese, drugs and the great 2018 sewing massacre. Don’t miss the circumcision golf puns. What’s the Will Smith game? We have a complete Smith overload. The English language is annoying and Thoughtful Troy loses the plot.
Bike Boy rides on, a Cheetah attacks, and vinyl sales rise. Joe’s crazy misheard song lyrics crack us up. We discuss good and really bad movie sequels. 5 things that shit me makes a return and there’s the teachings of Thoughtful Troy!
What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.
Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.
Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!
Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.
Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?
Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!
Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!
Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.
Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?
New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!
The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!
Boxing Day has nothing to do with boxing. Singer Sam Smith was once Simon Smith. You heard it here first! LAST JEDI SPOILERS AHEAD. Star Wars fans turn to the dark side. Chewbacca’s mum is a Chernobyl ewok. Kylo Ren pulls out on his mum. Troy tells the best joke ever … maybe!
We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?
Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.
Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.
So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger
(Missing Tapes)
Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.
South Road Boys #007 Butt Whistle
Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.
BANG! the South Road boys are back
South Road Boys #006 Your Face Is Child’s Play
Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.
South Road Boys #005 (The Missing Tapes)
The South Road Boys have no idea what was on this file … a true mystery. (but we sure it was hilarious)
Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again
South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween
How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!
3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure
South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on
Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?
With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….
South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)
What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!
Welcome to the South Road Boys Podcast
Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…
South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)
Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.