Welcome to the South Road Boys

16 houses separated them from the start

Nothing gunna tear these kids apart

Playing arcade games at the corner store

Two young lads just dreaming of more

Now they’re all grown up

and playing with big boy’s toys

But in their heart of hearts

They’re just South Road boys

#094 Erotic Reading Roulette

Like your podcast hot and raunchy? The South Road Boys do the unexpected and read 50 Shades of Grey. We randomly choose pages and discover total ridiculousness. What can possibly go wrong when two childish men in their 40s read erotic chick lit for the first time?

#093 Erotic Reading Roulette pt 1

This week Troy and Joe spice things up with a reading of 50 shades of grey, unfortunately Joe screwed up and the audio is now joined the other “missing tapes” but keep your ear out for part 2

#092 In Search of Ronald

Please Joe, stop singing. Troy has a near death experience. We want to remake He-Man and make it awesome. Joe’s son strikes gold. A hearse driver is a bit stiff. A clown starts a buffet brawl. Where is Ronald McDonald? We want to buy Snowtown and turn it into McDonaldland.

#091 Smurfs were the Smurf

Avengers beats Avatar. How kinky are Smurfs? We love Parodies. Joe tells his JuicePigs story. Troy goes Wombat hunting. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with Competitions, Toilet Duck, Unicorns, Tourists & Coles Minis. What did you collect as a kid? We end with unmissable advice

#090 South Road Baker

We add some sexy to the podcast. Joe recalls his TV marriage and then gets into some hot water. A baker steals our SRB name! Could Troy beat his Dad in a fight. Heavy Metal knitting is here. Joe once lost a bet and went blonde. Are you storming Area 51? Thoughtful Troy returns.

#086 Moist Lamington

Troy buys a guitar, writes a song, sends it to Joe. We consider releasing an album. We plan a world tour. We discuss our tour demands. Should movie reviews be banned? We take over the internet. Joe has a rant. There’s chicken coated in gold. Thoughtful Troy’s in a state of Nirvana.

#085 Bread Bread Cheese Cheese

Joe’s bringing Bum Bags back. We decipher crazy Portuguese sayings. We defend South Road. Joe recalls the bird in the mower story. NASA is hunting asteroids. Remember slot car racing? Girls bf sleeps with her Mum. Joe has a tennis rant. Would you worship Thor and Odin?

#084 Man Shroud

Hangovers aren’t fun. We remember famous cats in movies. Alien is 40 years old. Joe plays a new game called What’s in the Box. Every man needs a Man Shroud. Joe goes down memory lane. There’s Instagram fails and  a streaker. Thoughtful Troy gives Clive Palmer love advice.

#083 Gherkin Gym

How tasty are Dolphins? Joe tries to measure up in the toilet. Jetstar gets hands on. Jesse Teinaki has the voice. Don’t touch your gherkin in the gym. Joe gets a bit creepy. USA School training video gets shot down. Will Batman sparkle? Thoughtful Troy drops some wisdom.

#082 Put out your Medicare card

Joe’s been naughty. G.O.T ends. Troy hates online petitions. RIP Grumpy Cat. RIP Bob Hawke, but thanks for dying. UK Man eaten by a chair. Arnie’s back … is kicked. Sussan stores hit a gender nerve. Naked man takes his dead wife for a drive. Thoughtful Troy goes up a level.  

#081 Small Wins

Joe’s winning at life. An old man gets mobile. Golfers wife is a bit hit. Woman attacks man with a stiletto. Will genetic modification end civilization? The Footy Show leaves us. Joe has a ginge whinge. The last fake G.O.T spoilers are here. Thoughtful Troy tackles a hard topic.

#080 Kate was right … Again!

Troy discovers Spotlight … and cushions. Joe has floppy pussy problems. RIP Chewbacca. There’s a rich Baby on Board. The Sax Man from The Lost Boys is back! Vegans cause a blackout. A plague hits a plane. Joe has a tiny G.O.T fake spoiler. And Thoughtful Troy is on fire.

#079 Troy Tryouts

Population control heats up. Is whaling bad? Troy nearly dies in this podcast. Woman finds fortune in a piano. Flat Earthers plan a cruise. Woman wakes from 28 year coma. Protester glues boobs to the road. 5 Things That Shit Me is back! There’s an incredible G.O.T fake spoiler!

#078 Fairway Freddie

Podcasting saved my life. There’s the St Helens conspiracy. Joe hates team songs that lie but loves a movie quiz. Have you seen Sharknado? Do we hide behind Emojis? Testicle gets stuck in a chair. Thailand fights back. Coins and plane engines don’t mix. Fake G.O.T spoilers.

#077 Fake Spoilers

Tiger is back! We’re THE place for fake Game of Thrones spoilers. There’s a galaxy of Star Wars and Marvel news. Gillian and Troy get married. Peppa Pig terrifies kids. Comedian dies on stage after joking about it. Scrotum botox has arrived. Where’s MySpace Tom?

#076 The Shiv

A wrestler gets wrestled. A gymnast breaks a leg, and her other leg. Guy dumps his gf to play C.O.D. Avengers hype is high. We discuss toilets of the world. Lions eat on a poacher. Joe loves a good jailbreak. Troy tells the bird in the pussy tale. Thoughtful Troy talks Flat Earthers

#075 Troy You Were Right

We say #SorryNotSorry. Would you attend Fake Funerals? There’s Herpes in space! Should X-men be called X-People? Joe survives his first chainsaw. Women’s AFL is kicking goals. Are days numbered for Online Trolls? Thoughtful Troy addresses a serious Zombie issue.

#074 We’ll Meet Again

A mystery kicks us off and Joe gets emotional. There’s the craziness of April Fools Day gags with hilarity and gags gone badly wrong. We announce our Celebrity Deadpool lists and invite listeners take part. Thoughtful Troy helps the world with wondrous wisdom.

#073 The John Edwards Medal

We launch the Celebrity Deadpool challenge. Joe tells his embarrassing story. American Airlines gets under our skin. Woman forgets her baby. Samuel L Jackson is angry. Egg Boy gets smashed. Troy has Unicorn confusion. Would you wear dead skin in a pendant?

#072 Thoughtful Troy Pantomime

Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.

#071 The $30 Poo

Shit title … great episode! Stop giving kids dumb names. If you shared Momo, you caused Momo. How do you have a $30 poo? Parrot tells rescuer to f##k off! Cricketers tamper each other. 1989 songs turn 30. A whale appears in the jungle. Spider bites work better than Viagra.

#070 Flight Artism

Troy takes a Tassie road trip. Breakdancing comes to the Olympics. Pilots create sky art. Why isn’t Captain Marvel marvellous? Did you know the “I don’t like Mondays” song is about a massacre? We take aim at gun accidents. There’s a roving tattoo fail. Joe adds some Joy.

#069 Sex Facts … maybe

Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.

#068 Half Naked

Troy shocks Joe and podcasts NAKED! Nude cleaning hits the UK. We create a Mars Rover film trilogy. A woman is eaten by pigs. Polar Bears invade. Russia turns off the internet. Severed feet are washing up on Canadian shores. We end with a Naked Edition of Thoughtful Troy.

#067 Japanese BBQ Finger

We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG  tattoo fail.

#066 CSI Bondi 1935

It’s a BIG week. There’s a didgeridoo drinker. Gillian Anderson’s not sexy! Polly Waffle’s are back. We talk 1960s KFC prices & Slippery slides. Someone forgot where they parked their plane. A shark vomits up a human arm in 1935. Thoughtful Troy brings some wisdom.

#065 A Pod of Casters

Troy invents fake collective nouns. Joe offends Spinsters. Squirrels invade Oz. Joe has an emergency. Evie takes an axe to a 7-Eleven. Drugs are really bad. Banana breaks world record. Is Joe an athlete? There’s kamikaze frogs & KFC candles. Thoughtful Troy returns.

#064 SRB Reboot

We reboot and podcast in person. Joe gets speedy. Walmart woman drinks wine from a pringles can. We talk TV reboots. How bad is reality tv? Are TV cliffhangers good or bad? Joe’s fashion sense comes into play. Troy reinvents Bucks nights and Joe loves Dolly Parton. 

#063 Farewell Skype

Dating App photos are deceptive. WWE’s “Mean Gene” died. We remember Dr Hook. A wrestler uses a tampon to win. Joe beats a parking fine. A mum drives with child on the roof. The Bird Box challenge is crazy, so we invent new challenges. We say farewell to Skype!!

#061 On Tape

We have 2018’s top Google searches. Troy gets serious about suicide and wants our approach to change. Russia lies about robots. Amazon’s listening. Burglar sleeps with a corpse. Man finds Father’s skeleton 50 years later. A son finds his Dad’s ghost in his Xbox. We finish with Joy.

#060 Merry Roadie Day


It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.

#059 Joyful Joe

Tassie sun brings the burn. Avengers trailer smashes records. Who wants a SRB Xmas? 65 year old man identifies as 45. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Centrelink Mum of 9 wants 4 more kids. Have you heard of the Great Emu War? And who the hell is Joyful Joe?

#058 Bang for your Buddy

Mundine is mundane. YouPorn bans Starbucks. We launch the crazy #Bang4YourBuddy. Would you call your child Abcde? Tassie pilot falls asleep. Guy shoots himself in the groin. Russian woman falls for a fake Chris Hemsworth … and Thoughtful Troy is worth the weight.

#057 Conversions Start Riots

OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.

#056 Fifty Shades of Weather

The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.

#55 Trolley Man

Troy sees Sam Smith, Def Leppard & Rick Price and avoids the Melbourne stabbing. There’s new internet sensation, Trolley Man. Are GoFundMe pages good or bad? Are online petitions a waste of time? Dubai Police get Hover Bikes. And there’s awesome kinky advice.

#054 Naked Mole Rat

It’s Melbourne Cup time with silly horse names. The Jimmy Barnes life story is emotional. There’s weird animal sex facts like exploding genitals, sex-crazed dolphins, dumb pandas & sperm saving snakes! A Farmer breaks his neck. And a woman survives falling from a plane!

#053 Meaty Red

Joe tries to rant but it turns meaningful regarding fellow Tasmanian, Hannah Gadspy, and her Tassie upbringing. Roxanne gets stabby in Brisbane. Men are peeing in the streets of France. Troy rebrands Lion Air. Thoughtful Troy finds a perfect solution to gun control.

#052 The Skipping Dead

It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.

#051 Dan Saunders Night

Joe buys some … ducks? A stranger climbs into Troy’s car. The new female Dr Who is awesome. Troy can’t forget about Gene Wilder. A boxer knocks out a mascot. Dan Saunders finds a  bank account of free money. And there’s dinosaurs, vegans, and the Irish!

#050 Podiversary

We celebrate our 50th and remember the reality of where it all began, then chat about the ridiculousness of reality TV. Crazy shows like Bridalplasty, Dating Naked, Who’s Your Daddy, Kid Nation, Whisker Wars, and You Bum. Oh, and Wrestling comes to the MCG!

#048 Only Offensive If You Let It

Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.

 

#047 India Calling

Indian Telemarketers stalk Joe. Remember Khamal? Who’s your Batman? There’s a footy fail. Don’t buy gifts on the Dark Web. Japan invent an elevator to space. The one boobed woman is here. Scary films aren’t for kids. And we end thoughtfully.

#045 Rogue Sheep

Joe goes knowledge crazy. There’s silly Star Wars Sheep Puns. Troy hates heights. Dead Fish get new eyes. Sex Robots are back. A Sex Doll Brothel opens. AI’s getting too real. Careful what you name your kids. Twins marry Twins. And Thoughtful Troy is back with … lemons?

#044 End of the World

We celebrate female authors then talk Judgment Day and all things World Ending like Cults, Aliens & Asteroids. Martian Turtles think Troy is our leader. Crazy Computers will soon rule. Doomsday Clock ticks closer. Plus Sex Robots and eating Pandas!

#043 Genuine Copy

Joe has a proud dad moment. Meet the gentleman footballer. Car licking stalker strikes. Ferris Bueller car is for sale. Get married in Maccas. Did you know Joe was married on a gameshow? Ever been accidentally racist? Troy sets Joe on fire. And there’s boobs!

#042 Be The Llama

How bad are the missing tapes? A zombie runs a marathon. People can’t park properly. Troy’s a fake Leftie. Is it Parma or Parmi? We name the new Mars Rover. Does Troy have a secret child? Nerds get angry. Sean Connery’s a bad Russian. And … be the Llama!

#039 Don’t Shoot People

We love National Pies. Trump tweet-attacks Iran. Disney sacks James Gunn over old tweets. Who decides what’s funny or offensive? Troy takes over and nerds out with San Diego Comic Con. The Panther arrives. And guns are bad … in friendly Canada!

#022 Siamese Dick

What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.

#021 Let’s Laugh Day

Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.

#020 Thoughtful Troy

Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!

#019 Cwopy Wyite

Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.

#018 Shiver with Antici….

Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?

#017 Shoot ‘em OFF!!

Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!

#016 Tenuous Technology

Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!

#015 Twenty Roadies

Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.

The Ginger Net 

#014 Identify as Panda

Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?

#013 Fresh Prints

New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!

#012 Glampire

The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!

#011 Wonderfuss

Boxing Day has nothing to do with boxing. Singer Sam Smith was once Simon Smith. You heard it here first! LAST JEDI SPOILERS AHEAD. Star Wars fans turn to the dark side. Chewbacca’s mum is a Chernobyl ewok. Kylo Ren pulls out on his mum. Troy tells the best joke ever … maybe!

#010 Christmas Special

We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit  him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?

#009 Hashtag#Hashtag

Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.

#008 One sided story (The Missing Tapes)

Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.

So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger

(Missing Tapes)

Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.

#007 Butt Whistle

South Road Boys #007 Butt Whistle

Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.

#006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

BANG! the South Road boys are back

South Road Boys #006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.

#004 Hello Ween

Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again

South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween 

How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!

#003 The Show must go on

3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure

South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on

Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?

#002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….

South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!

#001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Welcome to the South Road Boys Podcast

Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…

South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.