Back in the 80s, two teenage boys lived on the same road and became friends while playing arcade games at the corner store. It’s over three decades later and, to no surprise, they’re still not cool … and they still don’t care.
Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.
Shit title … great episode! Stop giving kids dumb names. If you shared Momo, you caused Momo. How do you have a $30 poo? Parrot tells rescuer to f##k off! Cricketers tamper each other. 1989 songs turn 30. A whale appears in the jungle. Spider bites work better than Viagra.
Troy takes a Tassie road trip. Breakdancing comes to the Olympics. Pilots create sky art. Why isn’t Captain Marvel marvellous? Did you know the “I don’t like Mondays” song is about a massacre? We take aim at gun accidents. There’s a roving tattoo fail. Joe adds some Joy.
Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.
Troy shocks Joe and podcasts NAKED! Nude cleaning hits the UK. We create a Mars Rover film trilogy. A woman is eaten by pigs. Polar Bears invade. Russia turns off the internet. Severed feet are washing up on Canadian shores. We end with a Naked Edition of Thoughtful Troy.
We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG tattoo fail.
It’s a BIG week. There’s a didgeridoo drinker. Gillian Anderson’s not sexy! Polly Waffle’s are back. We talk 1960s KFC prices & Slippery slides. Someone forgot where they parked their plane. A shark vomits up a human arm in 1935. Thoughtful Troy brings some wisdom.
Troy invents fake collective nouns. Joe offends Spinsters. Squirrels invade Oz. Joe has an emergency. Evie takes an axe to a 7-Eleven. Drugs are really bad. Banana breaks world record. Is Joe an athlete? There’s kamikaze frogs & KFC candles. Thoughtful Troy returns.
We reboot and podcast in person. Joe gets speedy. Walmart woman drinks wine from a pringles can. We talk TV reboots. How bad is reality tv? Are TV cliffhangers good or bad? Joe’s fashion sense comes into play. Troy reinvents Bucks nights and Joe loves Dolly Parton.
Dating App photos are deceptive. WWE’s “Mean Gene” died. We remember Dr Hook. A wrestler uses a tampon to win. Joe beats a parking fine. A mum drives with child on the roof. The Bird Box challenge is crazy, so we invent new challenges. We say farewell to Skype!!
Joe hates shopping. Troy goes golfing. Choose your own adventure TV arrives. Would you hire a Human Uber? We have the ridiculous baby names of 2018 like Hairry, Heavyn & Tannyyn. We play Steakhouse or Gay Bar. Transformers hit New York. Thoughtful Troy is back!
We have 2018’s top Google searches. Troy gets serious about suicide and wants our approach to change. Russia lies about robots. Amazon’s listening. Burglar sleeps with a corpse. Man finds Father’s skeleton 50 years later. A son finds his Dad’s ghost in his Xbox. We finish with Joy.
It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.
Tassie sun brings the burn. Avengers trailer smashes records. Who wants a SRB Xmas? 65 year old man identifies as 45. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Centrelink Mum of 9 wants 4 more kids. Have you heard of the Great Emu War? And who the hell is Joyful Joe?
Mundine is mundane. YouPorn bans Starbucks. We launch the crazy #Bang4YourBuddy. Would you call your child Abcde? Tassie pilot falls asleep. Guy shoots himself in the groin. Russian woman falls for a fake Chris Hemsworth … and Thoughtful Troy is worth the weight.
OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.
The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.
Troy sees Sam Smith, Def Leppard & Rick Price and avoids the Melbourne stabbing. There’s new internet sensation, Trolley Man. Are GoFundMe pages good or bad? Are online petitions a waste of time? Dubai Police get Hover Bikes. And there’s awesome kinky advice.
It’s Melbourne Cup time with silly horse names. The Jimmy Barnes life story is emotional. There’s weird animal sex facts like exploding genitals, sex-crazed dolphins, dumb pandas & sperm saving snakes! A Farmer breaks his neck. And a woman survives falling from a plane!
Joe tries to rant but it turns meaningful regarding fellow Tasmanian, Hannah Gadspy, and her Tassie upbringing. Roxanne gets stabby in Brisbane. Men are peeing in the streets of France. Troy rebrands Lion Air. Thoughtful Troy finds a perfect solution to gun control.
It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.
Joe buys some … ducks? A stranger climbs into Troy’s car. The new female Dr Who is awesome. Troy can’t forget about Gene Wilder. A boxer knocks out a mascot. Dan Saunders finds a bank account of free money. And there’s dinosaurs, vegans, and the Irish!
We celebrate our 50th and remember the reality of where it all began, then chat about the ridiculousness of reality TV. Crazy shows like Bridalplasty, Dating Naked, Who’s Your Daddy, Kid Nation, Whisker Wars, and You Bum. Oh, and Wrestling comes to the MCG!
Are KISS evil? Careful what you stick up your butt. Is Avril Lavigne dead? Howie has twins! Joe gets wanky in his shed. 1.4 million balloons cause chaos in Ohio. Scary Clowns return. How dumb can people be on quiz shows? Thoughtful Troy’s back.
Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.
Indian Telemarketers stalk Joe. Remember Khamal? Who’s your Batman? There’s a footy fail. Don’t buy gifts on the Dark Web. Japan invent an elevator to space. The one boobed woman is here. Scary films aren’t for kids. And we end thoughtfully.
Joe has an kick-ass Game App TAG idea. Troy wants us all eating Plovers. We wouldn’t have KFC without the Roswell UFO. Joe tells his crazy 9/11 Twin Garage Door story. And Thoughtful Troy finds the Clan of the Great White Snake.
Joe goes knowledge crazy. There’s silly Star Wars Sheep Puns. Troy hates heights. Dead Fish get new eyes. Sex Robots are back. A Sex Doll Brothel opens. AI’s getting too real. Careful what you name your kids. Twins marry Twins. And Thoughtful Troy is back with … lemons?
We celebrate female authors then talk Judgment Day and all things World Ending like Cults, Aliens & Asteroids. Martian Turtles think Troy is our leader. Crazy Computers will soon rule. Doomsday Clock ticks closer. Plus Sex Robots and eating Pandas!
Joe has a proud dad moment. Meet the gentleman footballer. Car licking stalker strikes. Ferris Bueller car is for sale. Get married in Maccas. Did you know Joe was married on a gameshow? Ever been accidentally racist? Troy sets Joe on fire. And there’s boobs!
How bad are the missing tapes? A zombie runs a marathon. People can’t park properly. Troy’s a fake Leftie. Is it Parma or Parmi? We name the new Mars Rover. Does Troy have a secret child? Nerds get angry. Sean Connery’s a bad Russian. And … be the Llama!
It’s a weird week. One-Nut Nazi breakfast cereal. A bomb scare in Brisbane. Picard returns to Star Trek. The Wiggles split up! Organic burial pods are here. Joe’s donating his body to science. Troy wants to be stuffed. And what the hell is a Frile?
Massages aren’t always sexy but sex with a hedge is awesome! AFL commentator drops the F bomb. Man steals millions from Maccas. Thoughtful Troy solves sock dilemma. RIP to 3 classic wrestlers. Your photos suck so stop taking them!
We love National Pies. Trump tweet-attacks Iran. Disney sacks James Gunn over old tweets. Who decides what’s funny or offensive? Troy takes over and nerds out with San Diego Comic Con. The Panther arrives. And guns are bad … in friendly Canada!
It’s a crazy week! Operation Noah. What if your Dad wrote a porno. Sex and machetes don’t mix. Basketball brawling. Flying Hot Dog attacks a woman. We combine pizza delivery and strippers to get rich. And there’s Thoughtful Troy’s Tim Tam principle.
It’s an alien episode! Scully is conned. You can gamble on aliens. UFO evidence goes back centuries. War of the Worlds and drugs don’t mix. Are Aliens friendly? Was the 1966 Aussie sighting a conspiracy? Thoughtful Troy probes the people. The truth is out there.
We’re THUNDERSTRUCK! Dark Mofo is here. Seasons confuse Flat Earthers. Crown Casino has a secret morgue. ‘5 Things That Shit Me’ returns. Penguins want revenge. Comic Book Men show ends and Thoughtful Troy adds wisdom.
It’s a HUGE episode! Nude hiking. A Snake eats a woman. Wrestling comes to the MCG. Rod Stewart seduces Joe’s Mum. The Rock rules the world. Hipsters are stupid. Troy eats people. Was Fritz a bad Nazi. And Kimmy K for President.
Royal public holidays are awesome. Human males are ugly and peacocks suck. What superpower would you want? OMG Top Gun 2 is coming. Joe snaps off another shit story. The Karate Kid is back. Troy has a crazy confusing dream.
We’re getting older but don’t feel it. We talk parenting … SRB style! There’s crazy stories of failure. Joe’s Disney tale hits the ice. A pussy causes gun death. Imagine no more Google maps? A teacher gets shitty and we lose all maturity.
We have burger love. Marvel Stadium’s coming to Melbourne. Could Joe and Troy be superheroes? Troy tells his hilarious moth story! There’s balloon terror. What’s up with Pluto? Joe talks guns and we end quite Thoughtful.
There’s hookers and Star Wars and young Lando steals Troy’s name. Then everything goes royally wrong! Will Harry kill his family? Social media goes dress crazy. We love the Rev. And Flat Earthers now believe the planet is like … Pac-man!
Joe recalls live wrestling in a Melbourne Chinese restaurant. JK Rowling Euro tweets. Old Fart Gaming is here. Grumpy Troy tackles Asian drivers, online reviews, sequels, teaser trailers and #flujabselfie on “5 Things That Shit Me.”
Our first ever guest brings the crazy. Joe sets Troy up to lose a quiz because Howie knows it all! A guy’s manhood is transplanted. Do the elderly use Tinder? Howie tells the spooning Troy story. A Nazi goes postal and we love Pavlova.
Joe loses his mind over hipsters. Coffee shops get confusing and Joe shares his gay bar past. A teenage bully gets taken down by a Dad. Do Ethiopians love Barley sugar? Troy goes to the deadly dentist … and then gets Thoughtful.
Who is Mr Gash? Joe needs to let Frozen go. The SRB have a serious #skypehug moment. ABBA – awesome or awful? There’s TV remakes, Big Cox and Safety Tweeting. Joe rants about a Chinese Zoo and Thoughtful Troy is back.
Packer packs up the cricket. Joe wants to man up. There’s a Flat Earth convention in Canada. KFC gets sexy. Are Pajamas cool? We remember Skippy, but not how you think. Joe has Alpaca hate and Thoughtful Troy returns to help you all.
There’s cheese, drugs and the great 2018 sewing massacre. Don’t miss the circumcision golf puns. What’s the Will Smith game? We have a complete Smith overload. The English language is annoying and Thoughtful Troy loses the plot.
Bike Boy rides on, a Cheetah attacks, and vinyl sales rise. Joe’s crazy misheard song lyrics crack us up. We discuss good and really bad movie sequels. 5 things that shit me makes a return and there’s the teachings of Thoughtful Troy!
What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.
Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.
Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!
Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.
Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?
Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!
Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!
Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.
Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?
New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!
The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!
Boxing Day has nothing to do with boxing. Singer Sam Smith was once Simon Smith. You heard it here first! LAST JEDI SPOILERS AHEAD. Star Wars fans turn to the dark side. Chewbacca’s mum is a Chernobyl ewok. Kylo Ren pulls out on his mum. Troy tells the best joke ever … maybe!
We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?
Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.
Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.
So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger
Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.
Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.
Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.
Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again
South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween
How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!
3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure
South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on
Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?
With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….
South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)
What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!
Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…
South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)
Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.