Welcome to the South Road Boys

16 houses separated them from the start

Nothing gunna tear these kids apart

Playing arcade games at the corner store

Two young lads just dreaming of more

Now they’re all grown up

and playing with big boy’s toys

But in their heart of hearts

They’re just South Road boys

#202 Goalball

We do an update on Joe’s beard and then get sporty again this week and commentate on the Paralympics. It’s the women’s Goalball final. WTF is Goalball? It’s a sport we’ve never heard of, never seen, and the competitors all look like Batman. LET’S GO!!

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#197 The Discus Final

We go for gold and commentate on the Men’s Olympic Discus Final in Tokyo. We know zero about the sport and the disc chuckers have names like WhyIsHeANinja, Ice-Cream Denny and Godzilla. We’ve stretched and we’re ready. What could possibly go wrong here?

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#188 Nutting Hill

Troy takes a stand against Notting Hill… the train wreck of a movie starring floppy‐haired Hugh as the nice guy and Eric’s sister, Julia as the evil temptress! #CancelNottingHill Joe’s diary returns with some surprises. Why isn’t Tunbridge in Tassie a tourist attraction?

#186 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 10

For new listeners thinking WTF is Erotic Reading Roulette, here’s the deal. We take turns reading Erotic Chick Lit (yep the rude naughty stuff) but every page is chosen randomly with no order so it’s complete chaos! Justin, we’re definitely not bringing sexy back!

#170 Resistance in Fruit Aisle

We get nerdy and “cling on” to Star Trek with the Borg and Wil Wheaton. Joe discovers a favourite 80s movie is more rude than he realised. We delve back into the student diary and Joe’s teenage years. Celebrity Deadpool 2021 is here and it wants YOU!

#167 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 9

The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we’re reading ‘Burning Urges’ again, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. When we throw silly voices at these sordid tales you’ll soon know the difference between horny and corny. PS…  It gets a wee bit sweary!

#165 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 8

The silliest thing we do is back. We take turns reading random pages of an Erotic Chick Lit novel. We know nothing of the book, nothing of the characters, and we’re definitely not sexy. Join us reading “The Mister” by E.L James, author of the 50 Shades trilogy.

#147 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 7

It’s more ridiculous than raunchy but Erotic Reading Roulette is back. We take turns reading Burning Urges, a book of Australia’s Sexual Fantasies. Strap on… sorry… Strap in for adult content told with silly voices, lots of laughs and totally unexpected outcomes.

#142 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 6

Light a candle, relax, and join us as we bring sexy back and return to the original 50 Shades of Grey. If you haven’t heard Erotic Reading Roulette before then expect the opposite of sexy. The pages are random, the reading is silly, the journey is unforgettable.

#130 Shareflix

If Troy was gay would he take a side. Can we trust the government. It’s 420 day. Will China take Australia’s virgin? A plane lands on a Canadian highway. We want more in Isolation from Netflix so we’ve come up with Shareflix – and it’s amazing. Joe’s hands nearly made him famous.

#128 Social Distancing Dad

We’re Covid-19 Skype-Casting. How’s your isolation going? We’re all doing things differently for now. Is social media driving you nuts? Has Trump got it right or wrong? Should Billy Ray Cyrus become a wrestler? Do you know how many spin-offs came from Happy Days?

#127 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 5

Erotic Reading Roulette is back! It’s a fan favourite and silly fun. We take turns reading pages of “Fifty Shades Darker” in no particular order with little knowledge of the story. It’s not sexy and it’s utterly ridiculous. Light a candle and grab a really strong drink … you’ll need it.

#126 Solving World Sports

How awesome are old B Grade horror movies. The USA discovers AFL. Will social distancing sport be the next big thing. We say goodbye to Kenny Rogers in Celebrity Deadpool 2020. We hope terrorists don’t take out Kleenex. What’s your favourite new way to greet people now.

#118 Olympic Specialist Podcasts

Are Aussie men terrible lovers? We go back to the 70’s for the true facts and apparently it involves Troy’s parents. Joe is surprised by an awesome gift. Should we crossbreed pandas with rabbits? Troy’s camping again. Will Joe EVER catch a fish? #DP2020 is in full swing!

 

#115 Celebrity Deadpool 2020

We launch the new Celebrity Deadpool game. We explain the easy rules. We’ve included a July Trade Period. We announce our 2020 lists including politicians, musicians, actors, athletes & more and we want YOU to play too by sending us your list of 20 celebrities. Go on. DO IT!

#112 Christmas Special

We want a Harpist. Joe’s wife is a snake tamer. Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness? The Ginger Factory doesn’t make gingers. Joe has a unique Xmas gift list. What’s your fave gift? Discover the legend of Ivan Barnes. We end spicy with Erotic “Christmas” Reading Roulette.

#107 Adult Disneyland

Troy goes to Sexpo and Joe asks the big questions. Did you get a sex doll? Did you buy a cage? What wonderfully weird things did you find? Did you get a new tattoo? Did you meet your pornstar crush, Janice Griffith? What’s in the Sexpo showbag? And Thoughtful Troy returns.

#106 Click Bait

There’s Whitesnake news. Troy’s going to meet his pornstar crush at Sexpo. Joe shocks Troy and secretly joins a gang. Where’s the “Chk Chk Boom” girl now? Will a floating hotel start a nuclear war in both of the Korea’s? Troy has a rant about ridiculously crazy click bait websites.

#104 Not Special, Halloween Special

BOO! Panda Wear is here. There’s circumcision reversal. Troy searches for a mysterious after party. Joe’s a terrorist suspect. There’s finally “5 Things That Shit Me” … from Joe. Enjoy Troy’s Halloween kill count. Joe thought about killing Troy. Joe remembers scaring imaginary people.

#103 Erotic Reading Roulette Part 4

It’s erotic. It’s sexy. It’s hot. But when we read it it’s none of those things! South Road Boys presents a new episode of Erotic Reading Roulette. This time we read random steamy pages of Haven of Obedience. Prepare for erotic ridiculousness … South Road Boys style

#100 Live on the Lounge

It’s our 100th Episode and our first ever live audience! Celebrity Deadpool is reviewed. We have a Joke Off! Troy recalls fave moments. We read celebrity telegrams. There’s 5 Things That Shit Me. Wise souls give advice. Joe does a quiz. Hilarious Erotic Reading Roulette returns!!

#096 Get About The Sprout

Are you ready for the awesomeness of Brussel Sprouts? Sprouts are sexier, tastier and more hilarious than ever before with Van Damme, Hugh Jackman and Russell Brand on board. We discuss weird fetishes. Joe loses a pussy and is locked in a Loo. Thoughtful Troy sees the truth.

#094 Erotic Reading Roulette

Like your podcast hot and raunchy? The South Road Boys do the unexpected and read 50 Shades of Grey. We randomly choose pages and discover total ridiculousness. What can possibly go wrong when two childish men in their 40s read erotic chick lit for the first time?

#093 Erotic Reading Roulette pt 1

This week Troy and Joe spice things up with a reading of 50 shades of grey, unfortunately Joe screwed up and the audio is now joined the other “missing tapes” but keep your ear out for part 2

#092 In Search of Ronald

Please Joe, stop singing. Troy has a near death experience. We want to remake He-Man and make it awesome. Joe’s son strikes gold. A hearse driver is a bit stiff. A clown starts a buffet brawl. Where is Ronald McDonald? We want to buy Snowtown and turn it into McDonaldland.

#091 Smurfs were the Smurf

Avengers beats Avatar. How kinky are Smurfs? We love Parodies. Joe tells his JuicePigs story. Troy goes Wombat hunting. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with Competitions, Toilet Duck, Unicorns, Tourists & Coles Minis. What did you collect as a kid? We end with unmissable advice

#090 South Road Baker

We add some sexy to the podcast. Joe recalls his TV marriage and then gets into some hot water. A baker steals our SRB name! Could Troy beat his Dad in a fight. Heavy Metal knitting is here. Joe once lost a bet and went blonde. Are you storming Area 51? Thoughtful Troy returns.

#086 Moist Lamington

Troy buys a guitar, writes a song, sends it to Joe. We consider releasing an album. We plan a world tour. We discuss our tour demands. Should movie reviews be banned? We take over the internet. Joe has a rant. There’s chicken coated in gold. Thoughtful Troy’s in a state of Nirvana.

#085 Bread Bread Cheese Cheese

Joe’s bringing Bum Bags back. We decipher crazy Portuguese sayings. We defend South Road. Joe recalls the bird in the mower story. NASA is hunting asteroids. Remember slot car racing? Girls bf sleeps with her Mum. Joe has a tennis rant. Would you worship Thor and Odin?

#082 Put out your Medicare card

Joe’s been naughty. G.O.T ends. Troy hates online petitions. RIP Grumpy Cat. RIP Bob Hawke, but thanks for dying. UK Man eaten by a chair. Arnie’s back … is kicked. Sussan stores hit a gender nerve. Naked man takes his dead wife for a drive. Thoughtful Troy goes up a level.  

#080 Kate was right … Again!

Troy discovers Spotlight … and cushions. Joe has floppy pussy problems. RIP Chewbacca. There’s a rich Baby on Board. The Sax Man from The Lost Boys is back! Vegans cause a blackout. A plague hits a plane. Joe has a tiny G.O.T fake spoiler. And Thoughtful Troy is on fire.

#072 Thoughtful Troy Pantomime

Remember the days of CDs and VHS movies? Nicholas Cage gets some love. Captain Marvel is marvellous. Is Joe the voice of the people? Men, it’s time to man up! Snoring leads to violence. Download Festival rocks! There’s unreal animal tales. And Thoughtful Troy gets creative.

#069 Sex Facts … maybe

Is 69 always naughty? A new Ghostbusters is coming. There’s amusing sex facts. Sex Robots can be hacked and turn violent. A husband drives over his wife. A bride gets angry. Are Sugar Daddy’s bad? Lottery winner wears a scream mask. Thoughtful Troy gives us a happy ending.

#067 Japanese BBQ Finger

We try out Facebook Live. A Batman creature is spotted. Joe swears at his Mum. There’s an elderly fight club. Is James Bond a cab driver? Joe has Bingo lingo. What’s a huntsman milker? Drones need to be registered. Are cyclists really evil? Ariana Grande has a BIG  tattoo fail.

#060 Merry Roadie Day


It’s our Christmas Spectacular! We’re big in Sweden. Joe’s the king of seduction. Bills are bad. We re-brand Xmas and “12 Things That Shit Me About Xmas” is back with Pet Costumes, Sweaters, Mistletoe, Mariah Carey, Fake Happy People, Xmas Trees, Mrs Clause and more.

#057 Conversions Start Riots

OMG it’s baby miniature goats! A silly man is speared to death. Black Friday is crazy. The French are rioting so we list our own awesome reasons to riot in Australia, from MCG food prices to Bunnings sausage rule changes. And Thoughtful Troy brings the wisdom.

#056 Fifty Shades of Weather

The weather gets sexy. There’s ridiculously real porn star names. Did one man ruin porn? Has Mum ever caught you with it? We celebrate the sensational life of Stan Lee. Joe gets weird. Troy turns into a Russian. There’s a HUGE car crash! Local Lifesaver wins national award.

#052 The Skipping Dead

It’s Halloween Special time with – Honest Obituaries, Horror Movie Remakes & Cliches, Phobias, Sexy Witches, Horrific Photo Shoots, Real Life Exorcists from the Vatican, Alien DNA found in New York, Escaping Death by Skipping, and how to avoid Halloween Thoughtfully.

#048 Only Offensive If You Let It

Our Home Town is world news. Footy players do weird stuff. Fun Punctuation fails. Wanna buy a Sex ride? Increase your hotness. “5 Things That Shit Me” is back with Apple Crumble, Late Night Weeing, Crap Drivers, Flies, & Boney Elbows. Thoughtful Troy gets crusty.

 

#022 Siamese Dick

What’s it like to have two penises? We consider it and then add in some ball tampering! Does Troy’s mate, Bubba, even have a real name? Joe
discovers not all Meg Ryan movies get you laid. Troy thinks his plane to Melbourne might be doomed. Joe thinks capes aren’t cool unless you’re
Batman. A crazy Flat Earther, launches into the news. And the Teachings of Thoughtful Troy returns.

#021 Let’s Laugh Day

Joe makes an arse out of himself. We bitch slap Weinstein. Remember cassettes? There’s the ghosts of Pacman’s past. Joe proves he’s actually
… nice! The boys love jokes and both tell a few spectacular jokes about wasps, trains, bears, sex, sharks, and more. The boys think of a new
App. And Joe loses his mind as … the teachings of Thoughtful Troy begin.

#020 Thoughtful Troy

Troy’s now a superhero called Bike Boy … with sidekicks. Joe is mown down by a revelation. The bearded bloke is doing his midlife crisis all wrong. We talk Universal Studio tours and …. The Museum of Death! Ever seen a Siamese turtle? Joe finds a woman who sleeps with ghosts. We catch up with Mark ‘Zukkie’ Zuckerberg and Thoughtful Troy is in da house!

#019 Cwopy Wyite

Troy buys a bike but says hell no to lycra. Are we the most famous people to come from South Road? Pandas are back, but not as we know it. Troy calls Joe out on a HUGE error. Polygamy isn’t sex with pigmies. Can you drink 20 pints in one night? Men and woman both lie about size. We hate on phone scammers and Troy says sorry, not sorry, to his Mum.

#018 Shiver with Antici….

Troy returns from Thailand. Aussies are crap at footy chants. “5 Things That Shit Me” is BACK with the angry bearded bloke. Let’s fit old people with tracking chips. The SRB discuss interesting parenting tips. We talk Nazi marketing tips and cute little Hitler dolls. What’s up with Japanese virtual flyers? And what do you think about entertainment at funerals?

#017 Shoot ‘em OFF!!

Troy accidentlly gets drunk … and sounds like he’s in a toilet for the whole podcast. Legendary Brad Von Rock gets a mention. Old people in movies are going to hell if Joe has his way. It’s Troy’s birthday. His Mum and Dad had sex 45 years ago! The Darwin Awards face-off competition between the South Road Boys is right here … and we want YOU to decide who wins!!

#016 Tenuous Technology

Joe gets offended … no offence. Troy badly wants to ruin the Superbowl for Joe … often. There’s Joe’s Pictionary nightmare. We drool over awesome Kevin Smith movie, Red State. A tennis fan, John Gerkin, gets lucky with some sexy time. Troy’s trying to stop cursing. We explain the mystery of the MISSING TAPES. And then there’s the … ummm … Poo Knife!

#015 Twenty Roadies

Troy’s no expert regarding Tasmania. Monopoly cheaters beware. Joe torments Troy with 20 bloody questions. Joe reflects on the ginger pride parade. We talk all things stupid and Darwin awards after Indian man gets hit by train taking a selfie. Are remakes bad or charmed? We wrestle with Ronda Rousey joining WWE.

The Ginger Net 

#014 Identify as Panda

Gingers don’t like it hot. The great chicken massacre of 2018 gets a mention. We talk the awesomeness of chicken nuggets with #nuggsforcarter breaking the twitter record. Joe finds a shit zoo. Troy loses his mind over stupid Pandas not mating. Are they gay? A woman identifies as a cat. A man wants to eat a platypus … and WTF is an otterpus?

#013 Fresh Prints

New Year’s resolutions are over. Hawaii nearly gets blown … thanks to one guy who had just one job. What the hell is a Milkshake Duck? Always take a banana to the tennis. Troy tells a new joke … the best ever again? Joe wants to buy a circumcision training kit off amazon. Being rich sucks a big one. Yep. It’s a really phallic episode!

#012 Glampire

The boys get uber-nerdy and talk … (WTF?) chess. Troy connects with his inner angry bearded man with the “5 things that shit me” segment. We discover the real reason Firefly was cancelled. Joe channels his own inner angry ginger demon and dumps hate on Twilight vampires. Definitely a heterogeneous episode!

#010 Christmas Special

We remember Aussie movie, The Castle. Troy shares thirteen things that shit  him about Christmas. Joe discovers creepy John Denver Christmas song called ‘Please, Daddy’. What’s the biggest Christmas movie? Are Furbies just Gremlins? Did South Park creators rip off the South Road Boys idea?

#009 Hashtag#Hashtag

Flat-Earthers are flat-out stupid. Pop back to the 80s with Stock, Aitken, Waterman. The doctor tells Troy a lie about what’s to come. Joe finds a pimple-popper on Craigslist. There’s the insane Brutal Black Project, eye tattooing, and don’t forget about cinema etiquette and Star Wars.

#008 One sided story (The Missing Tapes)

Oh Dear, we were on such a good roll then Joe cocked it up and we only have Troy’s audio.

So if you want Troy’s half of the conversation then please let us know or maybe you just want to listen to his dulcet tones without the ginger

(Missing Tapes)

Troy goes to the doctor and finds pain. Joe is his pregnant sisters plus one at a wedding. We ‘Slap Da Bass’ in the movie, I Love You, Man. We talk about when we met, the story of the fat kid meeting the red-headed weakling. The Jay and Silent Bob cosplay record is broken.

#007 Butt Whistle

South Road Boys #007 Butt Whistle

Troy survives man flu. Joe admits to owning Spice Girl Dolls. Troy gets a little horny about The X-Files returning. Why was the Berlin Wall so small and why do Germans sound so angry? Joe’s son learns how to whistle from two places and the worst whistling segment ever begins and ends.

#006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

BANG! the South Road boys are back

South Road Boys #006 Your Face Is Child’s Play

Joe sees Chuck Norris without a beard for the first time. ACDC’s Malcolm Young dies and Prime Minister Malcolm (Old) Turnbull makes a dick of himself. Joe fails understanding the basics of postage. The famous “Your Face Is” game begins. The Kiwis do Thor and Affleck is a great Batman.

#004 Hello Ween

Some audio bumps but hopefully not enough to spook you as the SRB get at it again

South Road Boys #004 Hello Ween 

How much do Americans spend on Halloween? Troy thinks he might be gay, but maybe not. There’s the story about the laughing fit while watching Pulp Fiction at the cinema. The world’s first full head transplant is dissected. And what’s the scariest outfit of all … it’s the Harvey Weinstein costume!

#003 The Show must go on

3rd time’s a charm for the South Road Boys and here we are giving you some sweet aural pleasure

South Road Boys #003 The Show must go on

Troy stupidly tries drinking Ginger Joe. The Devonport Show is cancelled, but to Joe’s disgust, the public holiday remains. The dark side of the Showman is talked about … just don’t call them Carnies. Troy vents about toilet rolls the wrong way up. Is Bing better than Google? And does Justin Timberlake really have a sexy back?

#002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

With a piss poor performance audio wise the South Road Boys back it up with yet another unusable piece of audio….

South Road Boys #002 SRB OG Yo Yo (The Missing Tapes)

What happened to the Little River Band? How awesome were YoYos? Joe talks about his old BMX that’s been around forever. There’s more Bing awesomeness. We remember Sticky Tape Fly Strips. Troy and Joe go on a Valentine’s Day weekend haunted getaway!

#001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Welcome to the South Road Boys Podcast

Episode one is the first (and hopefully not too many) of our podcast where the audio quality let us down so badly this will only be released to die-hard South Road Boys fans a little further down the track…

South Road Boys #001 Furry’s and Beards (The Missing Tapes)

Joe gets serious beard envy thanks to Troy’s latest growth. Men get distinguished with age, but women just get older. What’s up with that? Troy lost 51 million dollars in one day. True story! Are some accents racist? The South Road Boys want to bring Bing to the people.